InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Engaging Enemies ❯ Chapter 15 Admittance ( Chapter 15 )

Chapter 15 Admittance

“Iya! You have to be joking! I can't find it anywhere! Iya!!!”

“Oi, wench! Quiet it over in there!” Inuyasha yelled as he hammered at the wall that separated their rooms.

Again Kagome cried. “Why can't I find it?! I'm gonna die if it isn't here! Iya!”

“Oi, wench! Shut up already!” Inuyasha yelled even louder as he was ready to bulldoze the wall.

“If I don't find it, I am so dead! Where did it go?!”

“OI, WENCH!! What the hell are you doing?!” Inuyasha yelled loud enough to wake the dead and give them a migraine. “What the hell is so important that you have to wa-!” Suddenly, a huge dictionary collided with Inuyasha's head. Stumbling backwards, he caught himself before throwing away the colossal book. “What the hell was th-!” A trigonometry book, some heels, a hair brush, some CDs, a few magazines, and whatever else you can find in a typical teenage girl's room smacked Inuyasha in the face and made him fall against the bathroom door, which in turn gave way under the sudden force of Inuyasha's weight. When Inuyasha recovered from his fall and his throbbing head, he tried to sit up as a pink-laced bra landed on top of Inuyasha's ears without his knowing it. He jumped up from under a majority of Kagome's items and stalked into her room, dodged many of the items that she made projectile, and grabbed Kagome's left wrist.

“Oi, wench! Will you calm down for one second and tell me why the hell you're all so violent and loud at TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!!!”

Kagome twisted around and gave Inuyasha the most pathetic face ever. Her eyes were way past the verge of overflowing rivers, and snot was slowly trickling down from her nose. If it wasn't for the fact that it was utterly disgusting, Inuyasha might have been touched. “Inuyashaaaaa! I can't find my m-m-math notes!!!” Keyword: might.

“Eeww!” Inuyasha backed away from the wailing miko, pointing at her face.

Kagome grabbed Inuyasha by the neck and started shaking him. “I can't find my math notes, and finals are coming up so soon, and I know for sure that I'm gonna fail if I don't study, and I can't find my notes to study, so if I fail this test, I won't have enough credits to graduate, and Houjou can't help me because he won't talk to me, and everyone else is so busy, so I'll most definitely for sure fail, and if I fail, it'll mean DOOM!” Kagome glared down evilly at the barely conscious Inuyasha as he was still trying to avoid Kagome's snot.

“H-Huge…booger…can't br-….breathe…cho…king…”

Kagome threw him across the floor as she pulled out a handkerchief to wipe her face. “That's always like you, baka. You don't care about anybody but yourself. Baka…”

Again recovering from Kagome's hostility, he held his throat as he spoke, “If you weren't so caught up in yourself, you could've just asked me…”

Kagome perked up and looked up from her handkerchief. “Nani? Are you sure?”

“Hai, as long as you don't panic and try to kill me, then it's fi-!”

Kagome pounced on Inuyasha and gave him the greatest bear hug of his life. “Arigatou, arigatou, domo arigatou, Inuyasha-bozu!”

“Ch-Cho…king…please….st-stop!”

“Ah, sumen! I didn't mean to do that! But thank you… so… much…” When Inuyasha regained his breathing, he looked up to see Kagome's eye twitching, twitching, twitchi-

“INUYASHA!!!! Why in the world are you wearing my UNDERWEAR?!” Inuyasha had the pink-laced bra laid across his head from ear to ear and then Kagome's precious black panties over his head, with the bra cups sticking out of the leg holes, and Inuyasha just now noticed how the garments adorned his head.

“W-wait, Kagome. It's not what it seems…L-Let's be rational! Don't kill me!” A split second later, all sorts of articles of clothing and items went flying at Inuyasha as he tried to crawl away. Just as Kagome had managed to pick up the computer screen, Inuyasha had succeeded in escaping to the bathroom and had closed the door back into place.

Kagome let out a small maniacal chuckle. “Don't think you can escape so easily…” She searched deep in her pocket.

Inuyasha sighed as he sat in the middle of the floor, the door locked and barricaded. “I think I'm safe…”

“OSUWARI!” Kagome pulled the talisman back, and, subsequently, there came a loud crash as something large and heavy hit the bathroom door, causing the barricade to avalanche on that certain something. “OSUWARI!” Kagome shouted again as she thrust the talisman away from her. Luckily, the bathroom window was open; unfortunately, the same tree was still in front of it. Let's just say that the bark stopped Inuyasha's bite.

(AN: Don't worry people, we'll eventually get back on track.)

The next morning, at breakfast… >.>

Kagome walked down the stairs and into the dining room. One foot into the room, and Kagome was struck with a heavy aura of anger and a heavy intent to kill. Just one look at the Taisho males and Kagome knew instantly what the situation was. Both Sesshoumaru and Inutaisho-sama glared at Inuyasha as he fidgeted in his half-wakefulness. Both were waiting for the perfect opportunity when Izayoi was looking away and Inuyasha was completely asleep. The poor fool was too tired to be aware of the fatal death glances he was getting. Their reason to kill: lack of sleep from Inuyasha's yells in the early morning. There was no need to kill Kagome since human screams were not as audible and sharp as those of inu to the ears of inu youkai. The way Inuyasha had been yelling, he was loud enough for every inu within Tokyo's limits to hear him, youkai or animal.

Kagome seated herself as far away from Inuyasha as she possibly could as she continued to observe the three males. Finally, Izayoi served breakfast.

“Itadakimasu!”

In the middle of the meal, Izayoi whispered to Kagome, “Seems like you two had quite a time last night. Care to explain?”

“N-Nani? What do you mean?” Kagome blushed slightly as she thought of the deeper meanings of Izayoi's words.

Izayoi giggled. She lightly nudged Kagome with her elbow as she whispered, “You know what I mean. Have you two been cooperating well?”

A chill ran through Kagome's body as she sat upright and flushed an even deeper shade of crimson. “I-I have no clue as to what you are suggesting, Kanashii-sama, but I believe you might be a tidbit wrong in your assumptions.”

“Oh, really? Are you trying to convince me or yourself?”

“Are we sure that those screams we heard last night were not cries of enjoyment and fulfillment?”

“Kanashii-baachan, onegai desu. Nothing really happened between me and that mutt - I mean - your grandson early this morning. I only screamed because I found him rummaging around in my underwear while I was distracted with my search for my math book and notes. I have no-“

“Your underwear?!” Kanashii-baachan chuckled aloud as she slapped Inuyasha on the back, awakening him in time from drowning in his breakfast. “You are much more conniving than we give you credit for, Inu-bozu! Who would have guessed that my grandson would turn out just like his grandfather, the sneaky old fool? Too bad you're not as devious as your grandfather once was. Ah, to be young and foolhardy, how I miss those days of my youth. Kagome-chan, take pride and pleasure of being this one's future mate. It's rare to see him this interested in a young lady, especially in one such as yourself. Hell, we haven't seen him like this in years. I almost believed that he would in fact be as straight as a circle.” Kanashii-baachan placed Inuyasha into a headlock as he was still trying to wake up and discover what the hot stickiness on his face was.

“It is still not too late to believe that he is homosexual and sells pictures of himself on e-Bay to rich males,” Sesshoumaru commented as he and Inutaisho-sama gave up on killing Inuyasha through glares.

At this comment, Inuyasha stood up in a very threatening pose, all the while flinging Kanashii-baachan away. “What did you say about me? You trying to start something, `cause if you are I'm ready to break you.”

“Oh dear, not this again. Boys, please calm down. Sesshoumaru was only kidding, Inuyasha. So settle down.”

“This Sesshoumaru never kids.”

“Oh come on, dearest grandson. Does not the Sesshoumaru play with the Rin-chan? In fact, I saw the most interesting game the Sesshoumaru and the Rin-chan were playing, one that I've never heard of. What was it called? Seme to Uke, I believe. But what kind of game involves-“

“Kaasama, if you value your life, you will not utter another word of the subject. And Inuyasha, sit and wipe your face. You disgrace yourself covered in egg and rice, especially after your mother prepared this with all her heart.”

Inuyasha obeyed his father's orders, grumbling as he groomed himself.

“We have a guest in this house, and we will show her the utmost respect, especially you, Inuyasha. A fiancé should not go rummaging around in his future mate's intimate belongings without permission. Now go apologize before she leaves.”

Everyone else finally realized that Kagome had left amongst the arguments.

“Oh my, perhaps I went a little too far with my joke. Do you think she's upset or embarrassed more?” Izayoi asked Baachan.

“I would say embarrassed. Well, what are you doing just sitting there, boy. Go find your fiancée and apologize to her. It was your rudeness that caused all of this,” Baachan said as she pushed Inuyasha out of the room.

“N-Nani?! But I didn't even do anything to make her upset. You are the ones who did this, so you should go apologize, not me!”

“Nonsense. We are not the ones who started this awkward disagreement between you two, so all the more reason to blame you. Now go, apologize, before she really gets mad.” Baachan kicked Inuyasha out of the house and locked the door behind him.

Inuyasha grumbled lowly as he tried to catch Kagome's scent. She had already left, and finding someone who is driving isn't the easiest to do, especially when this person isn't on your favorite list at the moment.

 

Unright

I look up to see a crying sky

One with a face just like mine

Nothing holds it back from its pain

Nothing but the sun

 

I wish I could be the same

Having someone calling my name

But my life isn't so simple

Not everything can be solved

 

I wake up to hear chattering birds

Giddy to see the same bright world

Radiantly shining in their light

Oblivious

 

I wish I could be like them

Chirping in my light till the end

But my world's filled with darkness

Not everything can be so bright

 

My world is not so right

In fact, it's inside out

Everything is falling apart

And crumbling from my feet

 

Kagome sat back against the tree, sighing. For some reason, writing always helped her to sort out her thoughts, especially when she was stressed. With everything going the way it was, she wasn't sure if she would overload or not. One thing was for sure: the Kanashii household had some family issues that needed to be worked out. Especially that baka…

“Wow. I must say, for an amateur, you do pretty well.”

“Arigatou.”

“So what's up with being a bird?”

“I'm not saying that I want to be a bird but to be like a bird. Get it? Wait…” Kagome opened her eyes to see Inuyasha hanging upside down from a branch above her and reading her poem. “Hey, give that back! What are you doing reading my stuff?” Kagome snatched the paper from Inuyasha and stuffed it in her backpack.

“Just trying to figure out whether you were writing a suicide note or something. You ran away without a word, so they sent me to see if you were gonna kill yourself.”

“Osuwari.” Inuyasha lost grip on his branch and fell face first 11 meters to the ground. “What I do is none of your business, so buzz off.” Kagome jumped down to the ground and walked away.

When Inuyasha recovered from his crash landing, he went after Kagome. “Oi, wait a second.”

“Go away, baka.”

“Will you just listen? Geez, you're so stubborn.”

“Oh, thanks for sharing. You can leave now.”

“Oi! Listen to me for one second, will ya?” Inuyasha grabbed Kagome by the arm and turned her around.

“Okay, you have my attention. Satisfied? Now what do you want?”

Inuyasha recoiled a bit. `Kuwai…'

“What is it?!”

Inuyasha sighed and scratched his neck. “Look, I'm sorry…about last night and this morning. I didn't mean to make you so upset, and Baachan doesn't know when to quit. Gomen.”

Kagome lost her rigidity as her eyes widened. “N-Nani?”

“I'm apologizing, alright? Don't make this any worse than it already is. I'm sorry for embarrassing you and everything. If you still want, I'll help you with math or something. Just don't be so mad.”

Kagome dropped her bag and fell to her knees laughing. “The great and powerful Inuyasha is apologizing… To a human, no less. Oh joyous day!”

“S-Stop laughing! I'm being totally serious!”

“Sure you are! But that pouty look, it's killing me!”

Inuyasha blushed so furiously, all sincerity was lost from his voice. “F-Fine. Be that way. I don't even know why I came to apologize to someone as heartless as you.”

Kagome tried to regain her composure. “Wait, Inuyasha. I didn't mean to laugh. It's just the look on your face was so adorable, even for you.”

Inuyasha narrowed his eyes, even though a tint of red remained on his cheeks. “Adorable?”

“Okay, maybe not in that sense. But, you get the idea. I accept your offer and apology. Anything was worth that. Help me to pass to my math exam, and I'll try not to be so critical of you, okay?”

“Fine. But remember, no more talisman.”

“Like I said, as long as you don't act like a pup…”

“Oh just drop it.”

Kagome giggled.

AN

Iya - no way
Oi - Hey
Nani - what
(Domo) Arigatou - Thank you. Adding domo makes it more polite
-bozu - honorific used to refer to a younger male or someone who acts as one
Sumen - Sorry
Osuwari - sit (command Kagome usually gives to Inuyasha)
inu - dog
youkai - demon
Itadakimasu - Japanese equivalent for the blessing of a meal “Time to eat”
-sama - honorific used to show great respect for someone.
-baachan - honorific used to refer to one's grandmother or to an elder woman
Seme to Uke - Rin and Sesshoumaru's game. Means literally “Attacker and Receiver” (Refer to previous chapter.)
baka - idiot
kuwai - scary
Gomen - I'm sorry

So, if I tallied up how many days it has been since I last updated, multiplied that by the pi, divide it by x number of times that I've attempted to type, and add 50 just for being a lazy bum, I'll come up with the number of death wishes that my name appears on, right? Well, I guess it's time that I should skip the country, change my name, and become a pickpocket if I wanna survive. LoL Well, this time around, I've just been a lazy bum and have been procrastinating everything, including school, work, and chores. I'm trying to organize my life better, but so far, I haven't done much. School started, and I didn't quit my job, so now I don't have a lot of free time. So I'm sorry my still faithful and loyal readers. I'll try my best this time around.

See ya!

(Here, go buy yourself some more money. ~Peter Griffin, Family Guy)