InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fairytales Don't Exist ❯ Happy Birthday? ( Chapter 1 )

A/U Kagome has lead a not so good life. She's been betrayed by her father and sold out by the love of her life. With the help of her best friend, she's sold to the king's son for his birthday gift. Can he help her believe in fairytales again? Inu/Kag San/Mir

AN: Hey! It's me! I haven't even uploaded the first chapter, but….. Does anyone else have a problem with uploading anything right now or is it just me?

*Silence*

Guess it's just me then…… well enjoy!

By the way, these are for points of view changes

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so any confusions I will address…….k?

and *** are a change of scenes……

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"What do you mean I AM SOLD? LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH?" I yelled, can you tell I'm in a mood? I'm guessing by the way Miroku is glancing at every little creak and pindrop, he's afraid of someone finding us here. Oh…. He needs to be more afraid of the girl, who happens to be EXTREMELY moody right now, and happens to like punching and kicking people.

"Well, first off, hush up! They'll hear you! Besides, now is the perfect time because the neighboring king's son's birthday is coming up and besides, if you are a piece of trash, you are a really fine on-"

"WHAT? I'M A GIFT! A THING TO BE TRADED AROUND?" I yelled as he grimaced at my incredibly loud voice, which happened to be EXTREMELY loud for him, since he happens to be a dragon, I will explain later about that, but just then, Miroku, being the smart one grabbed me by my waist from behind and firmly, and I mean FIRMLY on my mouth. "Mmph!" was all I could actually get out, but what I was TRYING to say was, `Get your fuckin' hands off ome, you sadist!' Ok….. gotta explain the `sadist' thing some other time….. for the present I WANTED HIM OFF OF ME!

"This is for your own good. After what happened yesterday, I don't think HE will let you off with just this beating. And I you know, better than you know yourself. Seeing `Prince' every day like this has got to be killing you." Wow….. Miroku, he really reads into people and can be serious when he…. Nevermind. Aw….. he also used my pet name for him…. Wait… did I just say that? That's - MY GAWD!

"Get me out of here, Miroku, and FAST!" I hissed at him after releasing his REALLY STRONG grip on my mouth. "Oh and… Miroku?" I asked him REALLY sugar coating my voice, even though you could tell I was REALLY straining it. "Take your hand an inch higher and you can kiss your future children buh bai." I ground out as I slipped out of his grasp, because, partially, I had SORTA calmed down. Another, because, well, his hand was slipping….. UPWARDS….. towards my CHEST……

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And that, ladies and scum, is my best friend.

Fairytales Don't Exist

Chapter One

Happy Birthday?

By: blue sakuras

It's one of those days. One of those ohhhhhhhh….. look at the sky, the day is bright, and the sun is shining, birds are chirping, what a lovely day type of day.

Me?

I hate days like these. When it rains, it's so much better, because everyone's inside, not wanting to get wet, and you can just run outside and fool around.

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Maybe that's just me then….. Any way, right now, I'm on the carriage to lead me to a life of being a sex slave and such. Oh joy. I heard from Kagura that the king's son was a hanyou. Not to my taste. Then again, the hanyous I have known don't leave the greatest impression on me. I also heard that he had a terrible temper, foul behavior, and was handsome. Ooooohhhh…. Yeah, that last one makes up for everything else. Luckily, I get to bring Miroku! Oh Joy! The pervert! Yeah, right now, I want to be telling Miroku the story of Sleeping Beauty, which was going to be the story of the week. But I gave up on it, so now….

I'm bored. I need a new hobby. First it was `poke Miroku until he wakes up', and then it was `let's see how many hairs we can pull out of Miroku's head before he gets mad'.

I only got to 64 pokes and I only pulled out 3 hairs.

Damn.

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"What do you mean, I've got a slave girl?" he yelled rather rudely at the stoic looking man.

"I said you got a SERVANT for your 18th BIRTHDAY, and I am not GIVING you her. I am leaving her in your care to see how well you will do with your fiancee." He replied.

"Fuck it all! I am not getting a servant girl, let alone a fiancee!" the apparent `birthday boy' snarled back. This caused the other one to get angry and grab the 18-year-old and shook him while telling him,

"Yes you are, and we have gone over this Inuyasha. You are to be marrying Kikyou and that is final." And with that he threw Inuyasha onto a chair and left the room quickly.

"Ah………Feh." Inuyasha repositioned himself more comfortably in the chair he was thrown into and sat there in a sulky way.

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I can't believe I'm going to marry her, I hate it. The very idea. When we were younger, I thought it was all a joke….. Ok…. Maybe not SO long ago….. ok ok ….

It was only last month that I found out that I was going to marry the only girl I could converse with properly. That sounds pretty normal, but for me.

It wasn't. I need Kikyou to talk to about girls. Not that I have.

Well, not yet anyway. Now I couldn't go to anyone about the girls that were bothering me or the girls I was bothering. If I told Kikyou about any of them, she would call them sluts and then she would probably try and shoot them. And she would probably succeed in doing so.

So no hope left, since she seemed so happy when their engagement was announced.

I'm doomed.

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I'm doomed.

Looking up at the castle with thick vines clamboring up the walls and snaking over some windows, I wonder about the garderners…..

Lovely work they've done. The gargoyles hanging over every terrace makes it even more homey…… oh joy.

"Miroku, darling, oh dearest man." I say to the sleepy idiot next to me.

"Ya?" he replied groggily, sorta of mad that I woke him up so many times during the trip. What can I say? I am really destructive when bored.

"Oh….. How old is this son I am supposed to be a slave to?" I hope that came out the way it was supposed to, which was sarcastically….. I don't want Miroku to think I'm interested or anything….. Not that I am or anything…. I'm just bored. I just need information on how the son of a bitch guy I work for is gonna act. That's one of my plusses, I can judge people, their emotions and actions very well.

At least I think I do.

"Eighteen, now shut up." Jeesh, whiny….

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AN: Aww….. we got that settled in…. next chapter….. The two finally meet! Has anyone noticed that I have not yet used Kagome's name once yet in the story? I plead the fifth!

By the way…… damn it it slipped my mind…….. oh… yea….. I want some ideas on this thing with a kid…. You are welcome to suggest, right now, I am trying to fit BOTH Shippou AND Rin into this, but I think I can only fit in one of them… damn……….. oh and if you read this far please review……. It helps SO much in making my day and not to mention build up my self-eestem, god knows I need it.

Neko signing out! =^.^=