InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Full House ❯ Shower Time ( Chapter 3 )

Full House

By Enchanted Angel

Chapter 3: Shower Time

AN: In this story, if you were wondering, Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru have a mutual relationship. Sesshoumaru has no desire to kill him, and vice versa. They will help each other out when in need. I hope that answers your question Ginny Riddle and lynnxlady.

I woke up slowly and stretched, accidentally knocking a lump on both sides off the bed in the process. THUMP! THUD!

"KAGOME!!!!" Came both Shippo and Souta's cry of anger and annoyance. They got up and scrambled back onto the bed and gave me an angry half-awake glare.

"My bed, my room, one more stunt like that, and you're out." Souta warned getting back under the covers. Shippo checked the clock.

"7:05…what are you doing up so early? Even if you do stretch, there's no need to knock everything off the bed other than yourself." Shippo said turning and nestling back into the covers.

I snorted and got up and padded softly to the bathroom. Since I didn't want to use Souta's, I went to mine. I walked slowly through the room hearing snores. I giggled softly and looked over to see Miroku sleeping sideways, head and torso hanging off the bed, while Inu Yasha was curled up into a ball at the foot of the bed. The both of them were snoring uproariously, as opposed to Kikyo and Sango, sleeping peacefully and breathing smoothly. I just ignored the racket and opened the door to the bathroom and walked in, only to hit something soft, yet hard …

I flipped the light switch, only to be met with Seshoumaru's stoic golden gaze. His upper half was gloriously naked. I just stared, mouth open. I was fully awake now.

His upper half of his body was perfectly toned. His skin was, perfect and smooth, creamy and pale, unscarred, even from the numerous battles he was engaged in. His arm muscles (AN: okay, he's not missing an arm, I don't like that. =^-^=) were not large and bulky, but just right to show that he actually had muscle there. He had broad shoulders and a well-toned chest, and abs.

He raised an elegant eyebrow. "May I ask you why you are staring me in such a way that I feel like a piece of meat … wench?" he inquired, his voice toneless.

Blushing, I forced myself to look at _him_ and not his _body_ … even though _he_ was eyeing me up and down too. That's when I just realized what I was wearing …

My eyes widened. I was wearing a spaghetti strap _see-through_ top with only one white stripe covering my chest and it was short, revealing my midriff to his hungry eyes. My bottom was a regular pajama pant. I blushed even redder, if that was possible, and forced myself to hold the gaze.

"I was planning to take a shower." He said, not breaking the stare.

"Me too, and I'm not a wench." I shot back at him.

"Fine, Kagome … I'll go first, since I was here _first_." He said breaking the glare and turning around, just to strip the rest of his clothes - his pants.

I turned and dashed out of the room before I did anything else.

`What the _hell_ was he doing?' I thought as walked down the hall, blushing furiously.

~*~

I smirked as I watched her dash out of the room and slam the door behind her.

`That was fun …' I thought turning the water on to let it run until it was warm.

`She had the nicest body … wait, what did I just think? No, she doesn't, she's a dumb bitch that I just happen to be stuck with. Okay, fine, she's a bitch with a nice body …' I thought to myself and stepping into the shower.

`But why does she stir these emotions in me that I never knew even existed? What's so different about her than any other girl that came to try to get into bed with me? She's never tried that of course, but, I've never felt this way about anyone woman, much less a human.' These disturbing thoughts ran through my head as I soaked my long white hair under the showerhead.

`But of course I'll never let her see these feelings, no one can. I'll never show them to her. That would be a weakness. Showing feelings is not possible for a Demon Lord.'

I picked up the shampoo and read the label.

"Herbal Essences?" I read aloud.

"What the hell?" I flipped the cap and took a whiff of it. I could have died from the scent alone. (AN: No offense to the Herbal Essences users, it smells good, but too strong and fruity!)

"AND THEY CALL THIS CRAP SHAMPOO?" I half-shouted incredulously. I replaced that bottle and took another.

"Foaming Bubble Bath." I read.

"Now what the hell is _this_?" I asked myself as I opened the top. I didn't want to make that mistake again. It was possible that another evil load "Herbal Essences" shit was waiting for me disguised in another bottle. I squeezed some out, just to see what it was first. An army of bubbles flew out and hit me right in the face. I coughed up some bubbles that flew into my mouth and washed all the bubbles off and replaced the bottle. I carefully picked up another bottle, rather can.

"Shaving cream?" I read.

I looked at the top of the can; you were supposed to push something down in order for the `shaving crème' to come out. I cautiously pushed the button, only to be hit in the face AGAIN with something that smelled rather fruity, but not as bad as that crap they call shampoo. I sneezed, because some of it bad gotten in my rather sensitive nose. Disgusted once more, I washed it off.

I noticed a weird-shaped object in the soap holder. I picked it up. It was in the shape of a capital T. I observed it.

`What are you supposed to do with this?' I thought as I looked closer.

There was a plain stick that protruded out of the bottom of the part at the top. The top had three sharp objects on them. Not knowing what that was, I ran a clawed finger over the top of the head, and growled when I noticed that blood started to pour from the pad of my finger. It healed instantly, but I didn't want anything else to do with it, so I put it back.

`Probably for self defense in case a demon attacks you in the shower.' I thought simply as I picked up the last bottle.

"Soothing Body Wash?" I thought opening the top. I _wafted_(1) it just to be more careful. It smelled strongly of lilac, I decided it wasn't too bad.

`But what is "Body Wash"? And how is it supposed to be "Soothing"?' I thought.

`I guess this is the soap since there is none?' I thought looking at the empty soap tray. `It'll have to do …'

I squeezed a nice dollop onto my hand and washed my hair, body, and tail with it.

***

I stepped out of the shower and dried myself off. When I had gotten changed, I grabbed another towel to dry my tail off and stepped out of the bathroom, only to be met by a line of people needing the shower.

"Sesshoumaru, what took you so long?" Kagome asked me. Suddenly she sniffed me.

"You smell good …"

I rolled my eyes. "Thank you." I muttered walking out of the room.

"Hey! Come back! I wanna smell!" a feminine voice yelled behind me. I stopped, and then kept on walking.

"Poop …" I heard her mutter.

I whirled around only to see Sango's retreating back.

I strode after her and whirled her around by her shoulder.

"What did you call me?" I asked with unnerving calmness.

"Poop! You are such a poo … has anyone ever told you that you're a mean old fart?" she challenged. (AN: I know that Sango is a little OOC, but bear with me here!)

I raised an eyebrow.

"No, why?"

"Because you are one!" she cried jerking her shoulder out of my grasp and walking off the way she came.

I watched her go, my face an emotionless mask. A trait that my father had once taught me …

I shrugged her annoying remark off and walked to my couch to proceed the drying of my tail.

~*~

I stepped out of my bathtub and swung a towel around my dripping wet body.

`We have to find a way to get them back to the feudal era … but how?'

***

I opened the door from my bathroom and walked out of my room only to be met with the scene of Inu Yasha making out with Kikyo in the middle of the hall.

`Gross … he's kissing a dead girl …' I just watched. I noted that he was about to tear her clothes off. `Better tell them something before mom or Souta sees this.' I thought.

"Hey you two!" I cried nudging the tangle of limbs.

Inu Yasha broke apart from her and growled at me. Kikyo cast me an annoyed glance.

"Can't you see we're busy?" she asked me icily.

"Get a room! Jeez!" I said walking down the hall. I heard them scramble up and the door to my room slam and lock.

`They'd better not do anything to it when they are "busy" doing the "deed"' I thought wrinkling my nose as I went down the stairs.

***

When everyone was done showering, I gathered everyone around a small table.

"So gang, what are we going to do about this … dilemma?" I asked my group of friends.

Everyone shrugged, all except Sesshoumaru. He was busy brushing his tail.

"Fluffy? What do you think?" I teased, but keeping my face totally serious. Everyone snorted.

He stiffened and jerked his head up and narrowed his gaze on me.

"What?" he whispered savagely. "I told you not to call me Fluffy." He growled.

"Jeez, take a chill pill, I was just seeing if you would actually pay attention you fruit cake!" I said leaping to my self-defense.

"But don't push me like that you - " he growled.

"Moving on!" I said cutting him off. "How are you guys going to get back?"

He growled and stared blankly at the table. Everyone was silent.

"The demon destroyed the well behind us. It's not possible that we could get back." Inu Yasha said suddenly.

"There HAS to be a way!" Miroku shouted slamming his fist down on the table, causing Sango, Kikyo, and me to jump.

"Maybe there could be another passage into the feudal era through something else?" Sango suggested.

"Well, I've always known something was weird about the Bone Eater's Well. I've felt that there was some connection between it and the feudal era. Maybe if I sense something else like that, it could also be a possibility for taking you guys back?" I suggested.

"Stupid girl, you actually think that there could be ANOTHER link to the feudal era?" Sesshoumaru asked me taking his gaze off of the table and locking it with mine.

Anger flared in me.

"There's a possibility! It's worth a try isn't it? What, do you NOT want to go back?" I asked him.

"I do, but do you really think there's another portal through time that we could just happen to walk across?" he challenged.

"It's possible!" Shippo cried leaping to my defense.

Sesshoumaru fell silent.

"I say we try that, it's the only chance we got!" Miroku said getting up. "Come on, let's go take a walk and see what we can find."

"It's worth a try." Kikyo said getting up and following Miroku out of the door.

Soon everyone was outside, all except Sesshoumaru.

"Come on Sesshoumaru." I said getting up.

"Whatever." He muttered getting up and walking out of the open door.

***

"Before we leave guys, I don't think it's possible for us to talk around with Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru in public. Look at their white hair!" I cried.

"True, we're going to have to do something about that … " Sango said with an evil glint in her eyes.

To be continued …

1 - wafting, where you use your hand to fan the air above a substance towards your face in order to smell it. I really don't know how to explain, ask your science teacher, this is a science thing.

AN: Yay! Exams are over! Thanks for being so patient with this chapter guys! Review please!