InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Full House ❯ Shopping! ( Chapter 4 )
Full House
By Enchanted Angel
Chapter 4: Shopping
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Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha looked at the girls in horror.
"Snip snip?" Sango suggested pulling out a pair of scissors.
"HELL NO!" they both cried backing away from them.
"Aww that would have been fun Fluffy!" I cried looking at them with big "puppy dog eyes".
Sesshoumaru's golden eyes narrowed to slits.
"Call me that again, and I swear you'll regret it." he whispered menacingly.
"Whatever." I said waving him off.
He sulked.
"Well, Inu, what about those ears?" Kikyo asked him going behind him and tugging at them.
He growled.
"Don't touch my ears!" he shouted swiping at her with his claws, but she was too quick. She just smirked and backed away.
"GIRL HUDDLE!" I shouted motioning for all the girls: Sango, Kikyo, and me to huddle together.
"So, what are we going to do about this?" I whispered looking into Sango and Kikyo's eyes.
"I don't know, well, I'm pretty sure we can't _damage_ either one of their hair, they'd freak. (Not that they haven't already.)" Sango added.
"I guess all we can do is … give them extra long trench coats and hats … " Kikyo said logically.
"But that takes all the fun out of-" I stopped talking and whirled around, only to see Inu Yasha standing very close behind me trying to listen.
"SIT BOY!" I shouted.
He immediately was pummeled to the ground: face down.
"Don't eavesdrop! SIT! SIT! SIT!!" I yelled, sending him smashing into the ground several more times.
"Anyways … "I muttered turning back into the huddle.
"What was I saying?" I asked Sango with a grin on my face.
"You were saying something about `taking the fun out if it'?" she enlightened.
"Yeah! Kikyo, don't you think that it would take the fun out of it if they just wore extra clothes?" I asked her.
She just stared at me blankly.
"Not really, the base of this situation is just it disguise them. I see no reason to cut their hair and dye it." she said in a monotone.
"But-But … " I stuttered.
"I'm sure they won't let us touch their hair anyways … " Sango added bitterly.
I sighed, defeated.
"I guess you're right." I admitted.
"Hey!" Sango almost shouted.
"What?" Kikyo and I asked.
"Well, we can't let them run around dressed in those _ancient_ clothes." She said with an impish grin.
Kikyo and I slowly digested the information.
My eyes widened. "Oh my gosh! You're so right! We have to take them shopping!" I cried.
"No, YOU do." Sango told me.
Kikyo nodded in agreement.
"Why me?" I asked in confusion.
"We're going to check out that new amusement park!" Sango cried.
"Whatever … " I mumbled.
***
"I REFUSE to go in!!" Sesshoumaru shouted as I _tried_ to shove him into a casual clothing store.
"Go in! You're making a scene!" I snapped at him while I gave him an extra hard push.
"I _told_ you wench! I do NOT want to go in!" he snarled back baring his fangs.
"Oh shut up, just get the hell in before I shoot you with an arrow!" I shouted.
He turned around and swung at me with his poisonous claws, but I dodged and kicked him in the shin.
He just glared.
"Go IN!!!" I yelled.
"No!"
"You do realize that this is the _only_ way for you ever to get back to the feudal era?" I grumbled at him.
"But there HAS to be another way." he said in a dangerously cool voice.
"There is no other option! Let's go!" I shouted giving him another hard shove.
It was bad enough that I gave up my lunch break just to go shopping with him while everyone else was at an amusement park, but this was too much.
He wouldn't budge.
That was the last straw. I reached into my duffel bag and pulled out my bow and an arrow and drew it, pointing it at his forehead.
"I really don't like doing this, but I don't want a conceited loser like you to stay in my house the rest of my life! Now get IN!"
He growled at me and stomped in.
`Sucker … ` I thought as I tweaked the tip of the rubber arrow.
I smirked and walked into the store after him and quickly shoved him behind a changing screen.
"You can take off that large trench coat now if it's making you too hot." I whispered as I walked off to look for some kimonos.
He sulked while I walked off.
I brought back several nice kimonos; they were NORMAL looking.
But he wasn't behind the screen, but he had enough sense to take his trench coat with him. But that wouldn't hide his facial stripes, hair and unusual kimono forever.
I found him looking at the women's lingerie section.
"What's this?" he asked me holding up a bright pink bra.
I flushed and dragged him out of the area before anyone saw him there.
"Don't go back there! EVER!" I whispered savagely while I towed him back to the changing screen.
"Why?"
"Because … it's full of … evil, evil demons!" I lied shoving the kimonos in his face.
"Oh, demons? Can I go kill them?" he asked with a tinge of boyish delight in his voice.
"No." I said flatly.
"But-"
"No. Shut up and get changed." I said in an exasperated way.
"I don't want to wear these." He protested.
"I don't care, just put it on."
He fell silent. All of the sudden, he sneezed.
"These smell bad, and they're dusty!" he exclaimed.
The shop owner shot a glare at me.
"Shh! Keep it down! Just put it on!"
I could hear him grumbling.
"I'm not coming out ... " he said.
"You're dressed right?"
"Yes."
I slowly walked in behind the screen.
It was way too small, I snorted with laughter when I saw the scowl on his face.
"Bigger size!" I said before I stared too long at his very nice legs …
I shook my head and stepped out from behind the screen.
`Kagome, you hentai! Don't look at his legs! Even though they are very appealing to the eye … STOP IT, THIS IS WRONG!!' I thought mentally kicking myself.
"Bigger size." I muttered walking to the shelf.
***
We walked out of the store, me being happy that I got the shopping done. Sesshoumaru was very cross and grouchy for being made to try on the same kimonos a million times.
I hummed the tune to "My Will" softly as we walked down the street, while swinging the bags along with my step.
Sesshoumaru looked at me and quirked an eyebrow at my happy antics.
"What's up with you?"
"Just happy!"
"For … "
"Getting the shopping done. Thanks for cooperating with the kimonos." I said softly.
He just gave me a funny look and grunted - obviously his `your welcome'.
`Why did I thank him? At any rate, he should be the one thanking me … ` I thought to myself.
`I guess my mouth just runs off sometimes.' I concluded.
Sesshoumaru was looking at me strangely.
I seemed to have floated off into my own world … again.
"Oh, sorry … " I started.
He just grunted again.
I guess he was in his own world too. I wonder what _he_ was thinking about?
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`Kagome, why all of the sudden is she quiet? That is so unlike her … I wonder what she is thinking? Wait, why do I care? I shouldn't care … I don't care about anyone … or do I?'
To be continued …
AN: End of chapter 4! Review! ^_~