InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Get What Ya Can ❯ Phys Ed ( Chapter 3 )

A shower of blankets followed by a loud thump reached Inu Yasha's sleeping ears as Kagome rolled off of the top bunk and onto the floor. "Oomph!" she cried.

Inu Yasha opened his eyes and looked down at the heap of blankets "Enjoy your trip?" he asked as he stretched.

The girl tossed the blankets off of her body, and sat up, her mussed hair dangling in her face and her shirt she had swiped from Inu Yasha dragging well down on her chest. A slight pout covered her lips as she looked up at him. "It hurt!"

Inu Yasha smiled. "Aww, poor kid. Need Miroku to kiss your boo-boo?"

Kagome scowled and threw her pillow at his head. "Why do you have to be such a butt?"

The boy slowly got out of bed and stepped over her. "That's the way guys are, get used to it," he said as he strutted to the bathroom.

Kagome grunted and threw out her leg, tripping him up.

The boy fell to the floor and grunted "Hey! Keep that shit up and I will let Kouga beat the snot out of you today."

The girl crawled over to him, and stood over him on all fours, her oversized shirt hiking up to reveal her tiger striped skimpy underwear. She looked down at him and wrinkled her nose slightly. "No you wont."

Inu Yasha scowled. "You better start getting ready or you're going to be late," he said as he raised his hand and flicked her nose.

Kagome bit his finger gently and growled. "Don't tell me what to do."

"Fine," he said as he pushed her aside "I need to get ready whether you do or not." He got up and walked to the bathroom. "But I warn you, some of my friends come over before classes so I wouldn't let them catch you wearing striped panties."

Kagome stood up and stuck her butt out, examining it carefully. "What? I thought I had a cute ass!"

"Yeah, Souta. Real cute for a guy!" he shot back through the door as he brushed his teeth.

The girl grunt and huffed, before pushing past him to flick on the shower. "You know you want to bang into my tight ass." The remark slipped through her lips with ease.

"Oh yeah ...Can't you just hear the excitement in my voice?" Inu Yasha said in a flat, bored tone.

Kagome shrugged and shucked off her clothes before stepping in the shower. "Just don't get too obvious. Don't want people thinking you're door swings backwards."

Inu Yasha rolled his eyes as he dried his face. "No, don't want people to think I'm gay." He threw down the wet towel on the floor as he walked out of the room to get dressed.

A few minutes later Kagome came out of the bathroom wrapped tightly in a towel, the ace bandage in hand, and a slight blush on her cheeks. "I need your help..." she muttered.

Inu Yasha finished buttoning his black slacks as he looked over at her "With what?" he asked.

"With wrapping my chest," she said, her face flaming.

Inu Yasha nodded as he walked over to her taking the bandage. "Ok, drop the towel."

The girl looked up at him, embarrassed, "B-but..."

"Drop it, it's not like I haven't seen tits before," he said as he unwound the bandage. "So drop it."

Kagome huffed, obviously annoyed by his arrogant attitude, released the towel, letting it fall to the floor and stood there with her hands on her hips. "Do you have to be so fucking vulgar?"

"Yep," he said as he began to wrap her breasts. "Let me know if it's too tight."

The girl blushed again at the feel of his hands brushing her skin, but bit back her embarrassment.

"Okay..." she said quietly.

Inu Yasha wrapped them down and fastened the bandage. "Now, how does that feel?" he asked as he stood back looking at his handy work.

Kagome looked down and modeled for him. "It feels like I'm have a flat chest."

He snorted. "Well you know, it's a common known fact that males don't have tits."

She stuck her tongue out at him and pulled on her uniform.

Inu Yasha laughed as he finished buttoning up his uniform shirt and then pulled on his shoes.

The girl pulled her jacket on and combed her damp hair back, then bounced out the door to look around at the people milling about.

Inu Yasha yawned and looked down at his watch. "We have 45 minutes. Wanna grab a cup of coffee?" he asked as he walked down the stairs.

The devilish girl grinned wickedly and nodded, pointing in the direction of a very enticing looking guy. "Who's that?" she whispered, on the verge of drooling.

Inu Yasha looked over at the boy. "Hell if I know, I normally don't associate with the students all that much." He cast a glance at her. "Wipe your chin, you're drooling."

She giggled and bounced down the hall, twirling and spinning out of excitement. Miroku came around the corner and dragged her into his arms, groping her roughly.

"My, my, aren't we cheery today?"

Inu Yasha raised his fist and knocked his friend in the back of the head "And aren't you so gay today," he said with a glare to his best friend. Miroku coughed and let go of the girl.

"Well, what can I say, you converted me." Suddenly something caught Kagome's eye.

"Oh great, here comes Kouga, with a posse to top it all off."

Kouga arrogantly strutted up to the trio "Well runt I hope your ready for the beating of your life. Cause your going to get it today," he said with a sneer. Inu Yasha rolled his eyes.

"Man you couldn't even beat yourself off without crying, and here you are threatening to beat someone else. Really pathetic."
Kagome leaned against the wall and rolled her eyes. "Boy, if that's what you're planning on doing with me, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to handle me." She winked up at him. "And besides, it takes more than one person to get me off anyway."

Kouga turned bright red "Your asking for it," he said as he pulled back his fist and punched the wall next to her head. Inu grabbed Kouga and pulled him back

"Don't start what you can't finish," he seethed as he punched Kouga in the jaw knocking him to the floor. "Get your ass up and your fucking friends out of here now!"

Kagome blinked as some plaster showered onto her shoulder and she growled slightly. "You got plaster...in my hair..." Miroku blinked, seeing flames of anger radiating off of her.

"Oh shit, duck and cover!" The girl reached up and brushed dust off of her clothes and held her hair up to inspect the damage, her eyes flashing darkly.

Kouga got up from the floor and rubbed his sore jaw "You're lucky it's not blood." Inu growled and clenched his fist again which caused Kouga to back up and motion for his friends to leave. Inu watched them walk out, quickly checking his watch and growled again and yelled "You mother fucker now I don't have time to get my coffee! I will get you for that!"

"He's going to die..." Kagome growled dangerously.

Inu nodded "Yeah I needed to get coffee."

"Look at my hair!" Bits of plaster riddled her black hair making her look something like a speckled egg.

Inu looked over at her "Look at my eyes I cant keep them open!"

Kagome growled and shoved Miroku into Inu Yasha. "Now I'm going to look like a fucking gray old woman!" She ranted at the top of her lungs, a few heads turned and raised their eyebrows at her snickering and making a few less-than-friendly comments.

Inu Yasha clamped a hand down on her mouth "No you look like an old man," he hissed at her. "Let's get to class ya old geezer."

The girl growled and stumbled towards the classroom, yanking free of his hand. "Get off me, shit for brains"

Kagome rapped her fingers against the lunch table, looking around. So far the day had gone on without incident, but her last period was Phys. Ed, and she didn't have a clue how she was going to get out of that. She rubbed her temples and stared at her untouched and now growing cold food and tea. Miroku eyed the girl, and then kicked Inu Yasha under the table.

"Ow what the fuck was that for Miroku?!" Inu yelled and kicked his friend back. The boy glared at him and then nodded at Kagome who was still sitting quiet and oblivious across the table, but now her eyes had fallen on Kouga and his gang, and the threatening looks she was getting.

Inu Yasha looked in the direction she was and flashed a glare at Kouga, flipping him off. Kouga snarled and turned back to his lunch. "Hey Souta don't worry I don't think he will pull anything," he said.

Kagome blinked, looking up at the name she had been stumbling around being called all day. She gave a wary sort of smiled. "Next hour is Phys. Ed."

Inu gave her a lop sided smile "I think you will be ok. If we have to, we can think of something to get you out of showering with the guys."

"Like what?" Miroku snickered. "Myouga's an ass about cleanliness."

"He has a contagious skin condition that takes months to clear up," Inu said as he popped a chip into his mouth. "Don't want the whole class to come down with it now do we?"

Kagome shrieked in disdain. "Nani?!?! I DON'T THINK SO!!"

"What do you want me to tell him then? That you have the clap or something?!" He shot back.

She got a puzzled look on her face as she eyed him. "Huh?"

"That's an STD moron," he said as he rolled his eyes. "If you don't like my idea come up with something else."

Kagome just huffed and folded her arms over her chest. "Well, alright, as long as it's nothing gross, like pus blisters."

Inu burst out into laughter "We could say you have a bad case of jock itch."

Within seconds, Kagome's tray was all over Inu Yasha, and the girl was well on her way out of the cafeteria. Inu Yasha brushed the food off of himself and then glared at Miroku giving him another swift kick "The trouble you get me into you damn pervert," he muttered and got up from the table, debating whether or not to go after her, he decided not to and sat back down.

Miroku's eyes widened. "I didn't do a damn thing!" The boys ate in silence for a while, before something odd registered to the hentai. "Um... Inu Yasha... where did Kouga get to?" Inu Yasha looked at the table Kouga and his gang had been eating at, all of them gone.

Kagome glared up at the boys around her who had her cornered again. She was outnumbered 6 to 1 and it wasn't looking too promising, either.

Inu 's eyes widened "Oh shit!" He ran out of the lunchroom looking for Kagome.

Kouga grabbed the runt by the hair "Now runt you're going to pay for kicking me in the nuts the other day," he said as he drew his hand back and slapped the girl across the face.

Kagome winced as her head flew backward and smacked against the wall, causing her vision to swim. The girl slid down slightly, but braced herself and reached back to swing at the moron again.

Inu Yasha ran down the hall with Miroku hot on his tail when he saw Kagome on the floor and Kouga standing over her." Kouga you son of a bitch pick on someone your own damn size! Or are you to scared to fight me?!" Kouga turned to look at the voice only to see a blur moving towards Kouga and knocking him to the floor.

The girl stumbled back, her heart racing, relieved that Inu Yasha was there, finally. She sank down to the floor and looked up at the guys. "Inu Yasha..." she whispered softly, gratefully.

Kouga looked up at Inu with his eyes lit with anger. The dark haired boy swept his leg out and knocked Inu off his balance causing him to fall on the floor and hit his head. "Stupid son of a bitch huh? At least my mother wasn't a whore and at least I'm not a product of her whoring around either," he spat on Inu Yasha. "Your nothing but a bastard."

Something heavy collided with the side of Kouga's head just seconds after he finished spouting his bullshit. Miroku looked up to see Kagome holding a decorative wok that was still giving its steel cry from the contact with Kouga's hard skull. Tears shone in the girl's eyes as she hit him again, this time knocking him forward to his knees. "Shut the hell up!" She yelled angrily.

Kouga fell to the ground knocked out cold. Inu Yasha sat there looking at the dark haired boy and blinked back angry tears as he got to his feet. "Stupid fucker," he muttered and walked off.

Kagome dropped the wok and raced after Inu Yasha. She didn't care about the people staring after her as she chased Inu Yasha into an empty hallway. She skidded to a stop and flung her arms around him, hugging him as tight as she could. She pressed her face against his back between his shoulder blades as she locked her arms around him in an unbreakable hold.

Inu froze "Souta let me go, I need to get away from here right now before I kill someone."

The girl shook her head and pulled him into a deserted classroom. She stared up at him her eyes clouded with emotion. She traced her finger down the side of his face and pressed her lips gently against his, hugging him tightly. She pulled back. "Just come back when you feel better, promise?" she asked quietly, looking up at him.

"I promise I just need to cool off for a while. I will meet you in Phys. Ed," he said as he pulled away and walked out into the hall.

Kagome watched him as he walked out and then walked back down the hall towards the boys in the hallway. Miroku looked up at her questioningly, but the look on her face answered his questions. Kagome just shook her head at Kouga in disgust and walked off to phys Ed.

Inu walked down the hall and kicked a locker leaving a large dent "Stupid fucker he is going to pay for that smart mouth of his," he said as he stormed off towards the gym.

Kagome didn't know how she managed it, but somehow she had changed within 5 seconds, before anyone else got into the locker room. Now she stood against the wall of the gym, stretching out a bit.

Inu strutted in the gym changed and ready. He looked over at the girl "No problems changing I see." Inu said quietly.

"Not yet," she mumbled, sliding down the wall to sit beside him. She leaned her head back, studying his face. "You ok?"

Inu nodded "I'm fine, I will be better when we get into the weight room and I can work off my anger."

Kagome blushed. "I'm going to make one wimpy guy," she muttered, staring at the basketball court.

Inu started stretching and laughed "Most of these guys here can barely carry their books, so don't worry about it."

Kagome giggled and beamed up at him. Her radiant, glowing face was the first thing that caught the attention of Miroku as he strode in. "My, my, Souta. If I'm not mistaken, you're quite happy to see Inu Yasha and myself of course."

Inu rolled his eyes and jumped to his feet. "You think too highly of yourself Miroku," he said, as he made sure his sneakers were tied tight.

Kagome smirked and reached up. "Your butt's so cute, I just have to pinch it!" After saying this to Inu Yasha, she proceeded to do so.

Inu Yasha jumped forward away from her hand and looked back at her "Souta damn keep your hands to yourself," he said with a blush.

Kagome just shot a wink up at him as the guys started filing in. Miroku coughed and snickered at Inu Yasha's flaming face.

Inu growled as he watched a very sour looking Kouga walk into the door. Kouga flashed him a know-it-all grin and went to go stretch.

Kagome hopped up and walked across the room to where a couple of guys were tossing around a volleyball. Suddenly, she leapt straight up into the air and spiked the ball as hard as she could, pegging Kouga right in the head. Guys around her roared in laughter as she shot Kouga a mock look of concern. "Oh my, are you hurt? I didn't see you there!"

Kouga growled "Keep it up runt and I'm going to kill you," he seethed

Kagome just strolled over to him, crouching beside him. "Aw, I'm touched, Kouga! I love you too!" The girl grinned leaned forward and placed a chaste kiss on the boy's lips and stood again, walking towards the weight room.

Kouga went pale and began freaking out "YOU'RE SO DEAD!" He screamed. Inu Yasha laughed.

"His true colors show. I always knew Kouga was gay!" He said as he roared with laughter.

Kagome winked at Kouga and disappeared into the room. Miroku just stood there, dying of laughter. "Christ, that just put a smile on my face!"

Inu smirked as he walked to the weight room "Anything perverted puts a smile on your face."

Kagome sat on one of the benches, yawning. "Is he still shitting kittens about the boner he popped?"

Inu laughed, "I think so," he said as he walked over to the trap bar. "You're really making him think he is gay."

The girl grinned. "Well, I might have to blow my cover sooner or later. That boy looked huge from the way his shorts tightened."

Inu Yasha shook his head "Mental image that I didn't need right there," he said as he sat down and started lifting weights.

Kagome giggled and blew Inu Yasha a kiss as she got to work. Miroku shook his head as he picked up one of the weights. "That girl is definitely a sexy beast, male or female."

Inu rolled his eyes "Are you rethinking your sexuality Miroku?" He asked as he finished up and got off the trap bar.

Miroku shook his head. "No, just enjoying the unfolding drama." He smirked over at Inu Yasha. "So how long did you spend in the bathroom after she went to bed last night?"

The boy scowled at his friend "Enough time to brush my teeth and then I went to bed."

Giving a knowing smirk, the boy looked over at him. "Sure. You forget how well I know you. Not even you can handle living with that piece of ass without busting a nut."

Inu punched his friend in the stomach "I'm not you I can control myself," with that said Inu walked across the room to the squat bar and started putting on weights.

Miroku scowled and then walked over to Kagome, whispering a little revenge.

Once Inu got three hundred pounds on the bar he ducked under it and braced it over his shoulders and stood up with its full weight on his back. He squatted down half way and then stood back up fully "One..."he counted off.

Kagome giggled from what Miroku whispered then gasped, looking up at Inu Yasha, swooning at the sight.

Inu Yasha squatted down again and stood back up again "Two..."he huffed.

Miroku eyed what had distracted Kagome. He started snickering then nudged her in the general direction of the boy. Kagome took a few nervous steps forward, then stopped near Inu Yasha.

Inu Yasha did a few more squats before leaning back and putting the bar in its original position. He eyed Kagome in the mirror in front of him "What Kagome?" Inu said as he wiped the sweat from his brow.

Kagome blushed and smiled slightly. "Um... well... I just was wondering... can I um... talk to you?"

Inu eyed her and then looked to his friend "Why?" He asked slowly.

She blushed darkly again. "Just, please?"

Inu sighed and threw his towel down to the floor "Fine, fine. What do you want?"

Kagome pulled him towards the door and into the closet before anyone noticed them. She blushed and looked up at him. "Umm... were... uh…Do I ... umm..." she looked down at her feet.

Inu blinked "What is it? Is there something wrong?"

Kagome scratched the back of her neck. "Am I going to cause trouble between you and your girlfriend with me living there?"

Inu smirked "Oh please, Miroku won't be jealous over you."

Kagome's eyes shot up to Inu Yasha's face. "Nani wa?"

Inu laughed, "I'm kidding," he took a deep breath and calmed down after a few more laughs. "I don't have a girl friend we broke up along time ago."

The girl looked up confused. "But last night..."

He blinked "Last night what?"

She blushed. "When you were in the bathroom. I woke up because it sounded like you were in pain, but when I asked Miroku if you were sick, he said no, you were probably just... um...nailing your girlfriend."

Inu growled "I wasn't doing anything in that damn bathroom."

Kagome coughed. "Then what was the noise coming from the bathroom?"

Inu shrugged "It wasn't me damn it I was in bed asleep."

The girl scowled. "Oh..."

Inu looked at her "Ok are we done with the interrogation?"

"One more question."

Inu sighed, "What's that?"

Kagome stared at him for a few moments, then shook her head and ran out of the closet. "Nevermind."

Inu shrugged "Ok whatever," he said as he walked out of the closet.

The girl sat up and brushed her hair out of her eyes as she sat on the bed. "Oh brother," she huffed, staring at the ceiling.