InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Go Home Kagome ❯ Two Kinds of Feudal ( Chapter 12 )

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Twelve

Two Kinds of Feudal

How Kagome Got Her Groove Back

That afternoon:

Dead_head_Boog: So? SO? SO? SO?!

ShyKagOne: You are so pushy.

Dead_head_Boog: You are sooo cruel; tell me before I die of old age already!

ShyKagOne: he's STILL here.

Dead_head_Boog: Wow, Ka-go-me got her freak on!

ShyKagOne: U could say that…

Dead_head_Boog: And?

ShyKagOne: and he's reading over my shoulder.

Dead_head_Boog: Oh my bad…*zips her lips*

ShyKagOne: It's okay he can't read…English but he can recognize his own name. He thinks we are talking shop.

Dead_head_Boog: *confused* okay? So did you talk or what?

ShyKagOne: …

Dead_head_Boog: U didn't talk? Then what the hell have ya been doing all this time?

Dead_head_Boog: Oh wait don't tell me!

Dead_head_Boog: You really did it. You know I was only kidding earlier? I'm shocked!

ShyKagOne: We talked afterwards.

Dead_head_Boog: I guess that's a start. And???

ShyKagOne: And he thinks we're married. He's a bit old fashioned.

Dead_head_Boog: I remember you mentioning that before… So now he wants to make an honest woman of ya?

ShyKagOne: Something like that. Actually we are way past honest and right at the point of mother of his children.

Dead_head_Boog: What?! It's only been 12 hours. There is just NO way.

ShyKagOne: I think he plans on going to work with me tomorrow. I have a neutering scheduled at 7 AM and I know he will NOT find it amusing. Also the dogs will hate him.

Dead_head_Boog: Sounds rough. Is he psycho or what? Do I need to start stocking up on eggs?

ShyKagOne: No one will believe me but he isn't a stalker. This is just how things are done in his world. I should have thought about that before just jumping into his arms.

Dead_head_Boog: I thought Japan totally had women's lib?

ShyKagOne: We did. He's from a…isolated territory. It's very…feudal.

Dead_head_Boog: Ah. So do you mean feudal as in: That's my woman grrrrr don't touch or feudal as in: Wow we get to prance around in corsets and killer cool dresses?

ShyKagOne: Boog, did you even bother ever attending a history class while you were an undergrad?

Dead_head_Boog: Not really. I dated the professor and he passed me with a quaint B-.

ShyKagOne: you are such a rat sometimes.

Dead_head_Boog: hey I never miss the Renaissance Fair and that should count for something.

ShyKagOne: It's not the same. For one thing this is Japan not England!

Dead_head_Boog: So then it's definitely the: Grrrr you are my woman do as I say, kind of feudal.

ShyKagOne: Close enough.

Dead_head_Boog: So are you?

ShyKagOne: Am I what?

Dead_head_Boog: Gonna be his woman?

ShyKagOne: I'd like to but this is going way too fast.

Dead_head_Boog: Does your mom know?

ShyKagOne: Not yet, right now she's out visiting someone on the other side of the city. But if he never goes back to the well she sure as hell will figure it out!

Dead_head_Boog: Well? He lives in a well?

ShyKagOne: I meant he lives near a well. But now he thinks he might be moving in here or something.

Dead_head_Boog: Does he have lots of stuff?

ShyKagOne: No.

Dead_head_Boog: Maybe your mom won't notice if you are very quiet. I remember the pictures of your house. That shrine is pretty big.

ShyKagOne: Trust me it's not nearly big enough.

Dead_head_Boog: Now about this kid thing…

ShyKagOne: Not going to happen I am still on the pill, for my cramps.

Dead_head_Boog: good. Does he know?

ShyKagOne: I don't even know where to begin explaining that one.

Dead_head_Boog: Okay so where he comes from…does he have TV?

ShyKagOne: Not so much.

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Dead_head_Boog: What was that about??

ShyKagOne: He just HAD to try out the keyboard.

Dead_head_Boog: So do you need to go? Is he getting impatient?

ShyKagOne: He was but I told him to go SIT down. And now everything is cool.

Dead_head_Boog: Wow. An obedient man, that is SO hot!

Dead_head_Boog: So what are you going to do?

ShyKagOne: I wish I knew…

Dead_head_Boog: Well do you love him?

ShyKagOne: I used to and I think I still do. Akk! This is so frustrating. Why does it have to be this way? All or nothing?

Dead_head_Boog: Girl I don't know.

ShyKagOne: THAT was a rhetorical question.

Dead_head_Boog: Only a nerd would instant message a rhetorical question.

Dead_head_Boog: So what's his family like?

ShyKagOne: All he has left is his older brother.

Dead_head_Boog: And?

ShyKagOne: They hate each other.

Dead_head_Boog: Sometimes not having in-laws is a good thing.

ShyKagOne: Good point.

Dead_head_Boog: Well what ever kind of kinky business you've gotten into here, if it ends with a wedding I'd better be your maid of honor.

ShyKagOne: If there is a ceremony then you know it! Of course this could end in a funeral.

Dead_head_Boog: Whose?

ShyKagOne: Mine. I have to find a way out of this. I can't balance him and my mother. Something will have to give.

Dead_head_Boog: Well you mom seems like a good person. So tell her the truth.

ShyKagOne: Which is?

Dead_head_Boog: You are getting your own apartment with this guy…who will spend his weekends helping out at the shrine. It'll score him some brownie points with your mom.

ShyKagOne: Boog you are a FREAKING genius.

Dead_head_Boog: Huh?

ShyKagOne: he needs a job and that is the perfect answer. He can work here! He knows more about this place than anyone and Grandpa loves him. He'll be great for the tourists.

Dead_head_Boog: I thought you said he wasn't from Tokyo?

ShyKagOne: He isn't but… history is his hobby.

Dead_head_Boog: If you say so. Gawd, I miss you SO freaking much over here. My brother's leaving for Iraq again and after he's gone I will be SO lonely. I don't know how I will live with both of my siblings on the other side of the damned globe.

ShyKagOne: Oh poor Boog. Don't forget to give me Jeff's new snail mail address and I'll write him while he's there. I miss you too “sis”.

Dead_head_Boog: Ahhh, now I am all mushy inside. Oh and Jeff says send him cookies. He loves those stupid ginger cookies you make.

ShyKagOne: Will do.

Dead_head_Boog: Well that just tears it. I'm gonna have break down and visit.

ShyKagOne: Iraq? Are you insane?

Dead_head_Boog: No you silly Baka! Tokyo.

ShyKagOne: *Sigh* so you finally looked that word up huh?

Dead_head_Boog: What me break out a dictionary? Especially a Japanese to English dictionary? NAH… Jeff and I were watching Tri-Gun with the subtitles on and that's how I figured it out.

Dead_head_Boog: You are SO busted.

ShyKagOne: that's okay, cause now you are an anime nerd.

Dead_head_Boog: *Snort* as if!

Note:

*** Baka means stupid in Japanese. It's often used in anime and this is a running gag from chapter 2.