InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Fantasies ❯ Lessons in Romance ( Chapter 9 )

Author's Note: More reviewer love - cool! Let's hear it for the proponents of (fun) sexual torture. Thanks to those of you who let me know you are enjoying the torture. Yes, these two certainly have a hard time communicating with each other what they want, don't they? Well, maybe not so hard with a little help from their dreams… And what? No more hail? *snort* well, if this were Inuyasha's dream, maybe I'd resort to it again just for laughs, but I don't feel like doing that to Kagome, oh no... not what I have in mind for her at all. Heh.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or anything. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi.

 

 

Lessons in Romance

 

 

My mind was completely numb. I was in her stupid dream, and so was fucking Fabio. I blushed just thinking about it. Shit! I wouldn't want her seeing my dreams… or would I? Hmmm… had to think about this for a second. Maybe it was good that I was in her dream. Maybe it would help me figure out what the hell she was thinking. I looked back at Kagome wrapped around Inu-fucking-Fabio and grimaced. Did I really want to watch this? I mean, he was so… so… I saw him run his fingers through his hair as she leaned back to look at him. Then he kissed the top of her head and wrapped his arms around her as she came into his embrace, putting her head on his bare chest. From where I was, I couldn't see her face, but I could see his, and… damn if he didn't actually look sexy. His eyes were glittering gold - like she said mine were when the sun shone in them (except it was night, how did she figure that would happen?) - and they kind of smoldered with desire for her. Only an idiot could miss what was in his eyes. I shook myself all over. What the fuck was wrong with me?

 

No, I don't want to watch this.

 

As soon as I thought this, my hands were freed from the barrier. I could touch it now without getting stuck, but I couldn't get in it. I had a familiar feeling, like déjà vu; it felt like earlier, when Kagome had eaten the banana and I'd eaten the peach… and then something was supposed to happen but I fucked it up and she sighed with disappointment. The barrier letting me go almost felt like her sigh. Oh man, had I fucked up again? Did dream-Kagome want me to watch?

 

I whined a little bit and moved over to where I had a better angle on them, and I could see her face. She looked really happy. That made me feel both better and worse. I liked to see her happy. Okay, well, I liked to see her naked and happy, I admitted to myself. But I liked to see her naked and happy in my arms - well, if I ignored the stupidly bulging muscles and demon stripes, fucking Fabio really did look like me - he had my face anyway. And it wasn't Fabio the Carribbean pirate, it was InuFabio the - hey - is that a patch on my eye? No? whew! Just a shadow... As I watched him smooth his hands over her body, and she started to move against him, something occurred to me, what's wrong with my claws? Why didn't he have claws? I absentmindedly reached up to scratch my cheek and almost cut myself. Oh, right.

 

I also noticed that InuFabio didn't have the Sit! beads around his neck. That was interesting…

 

InuFabio was still moving his hands over her in slow, stroking motions. He was kissing her hair, moving slowly down to her ear and muttering something that sounded very melodramatic; she giggled, but I couldn't tell what he said. It sounded like a foreign language. She craned her neck back and I saw that smile on her face again. He moved down her neck and as he positioned himself in front of her, I saw him grip her ribs as she leaned away from him, giving him full access to her naked upper body. His muscles bulged as she leaned her weight back against his hold. I flexed my bicep under my shirt. Even though I was sure I could take him in a fight, He did look pretty impressive. Is she really that into brawn? I stopped looking at his muscles when I saw his tongue come out in the moonlight and trace across her skin very slowly moving across her neck and out on to her shoulder, back to her neck and up to her ear. She giggled again and I swear I could see goosebumps on her skin, and her nipples perked up even higher. Hmmmm.

 

I scratched my head. It's been how long? He hasn't kissed her and he isn't even to her boobs yet? What the fuck is this guy's problem? No question this wasn't my dream. I don't think that if I'd made up my mind to do this it would have taken me three seconds to get this far. I noticed, though, that Kagome didn't seem to mind that he was going slow. She was really into it. And watching her, I started to get turned on. If I thought of Inu as me, (I decided to call him Inu, since every time I thought Fabio I had the irrepressible desire to snicker) then it wasn't so hard to watch them.

 

Kagome's face was tilted to the moon and shone with a beautiful light, the same light that glowed on her whole body, highlighting her curves and her hard little nipples, only an inch away from his chest. I imagined the heat they both felt between them, and somehow just knew the desire to bring their skin into contact was building… Shit! Listen to me! I sound like her fucking book! Well, duh! Wasn't that was this was about? Wasn't she - at least dream-Kagome - trying to show me what she thought made for a good roll in the hay? Whether she was or not, I made up mind to sit there and enjoy it. If I could learn shit from my dreams, I could learn shit from her dreams too. Besides, she was moaning and it was making the hair on the outside of my ears prickle, sending little sparks of excitement right down to my heart, speeding it up.

 

“Mia amore,” Inu rumbled into her neck as he reached down to pick her up in a dramatic and sweeping gesture that brought a little “eep!” from her. His arms were under her legs, just like mine were whenever I carried her, and I couldn't help but notice the way his hands gently stroked her thigh, not in a hard grip, but as if he was holding something precious. She had her arms around his neck and leaned her head just under his neck. He gently moved his chin over the top of her head as he strode over to the sandy beach next to the spring. Damn if he wasn't still nuzzling her while he moved. Hm. Never thought of that.

 

He laid her down on the sand so that she was on her back, propping herself on her elbows. Her body shone in the moonlight again, fully exposed to the night. As he knelt over her, I saw him look up at the moon so he was in full profile, his - our - silver hair shimmering and the light playing on all that over-rippled flesh. Man, can he really fight with all that extra weight on his arms? What was he doing? His chest muscles shifted and I realized, shit! He's flexing for her! I thought he really looked stupid, stopping what he was doing to show off his muscles. But she just giggled. Whatever floats your boat, baby. I took a note.

 

She relaxed down off her elbows, laying down and raising one knee so he could rest one of his hands on it. His attention returned to her and I saw him stroke the inside of her thigh slowly. As he moved his fingers over it she opened her leg to him, leaning it against his waist as he knelt at her side. As her knee opened - clearly inviting his hand down further - my dick, which had been slowly thickening under my pants, started to rise. Of course, being Inu, his dick perked up under his pants too. She saw this and - smiled! Hm. That was quite a turn-on, to think that as she knew I got a hard-on, maybe it turned her on, too. Gotta remember that. He looked down at her naked body, a shit-eating hungry grin on his face, and took her hand. I noticed his thumbs stroking her wrists as her hand lay across his palm. Her hand opened a little in his grip, as though she were enjoying the simple feel of his slow touch on her skin. Weird. When are they gonna get it on?

 

Showing inhuman (or demon) restraint, his hand slid down her thigh but moved over her the little tuft of dark hair where her legs met as he came back up to stroke her cheek. Missed opportunity, buddy. He bent over her, balanced on his knees and one hand and started in where his tongue left off before, tracing little patterns on her neck and upper chest. I could see his cock getting harder in the folds of his pants, so I knew he - we - weren't immune to her body, the way it looked or the way it must have felt under his hands. I felt the heat rising in my own cheeks as her breathing deepened, resonating with the rise and fall of her chest under his mouth.

 

He began to move down - finally! - towards her breasts with that tongue of his - ours. He took his time getting there and at first I was confused about what he was doing. I saw him take a deep breath and breathe out with his mouth hovering over her nipple. She arced into him again and he just flicked his tongue over her, bringing his hand down to cup its swell gently, rubbing his thumb on its underside gently. My mouth was watering thinking about how I'd love to glomp onto that boob of hers, but this guy had the patience of the freakin' buddah. He kept flicking it, lowering himself to lick at it when she stopped arching and moving back up away from her when she tried to push it into his mouth. Hell if he wasn't teasing her! Her sounds made it obvious she was lovin' it too. Hm. Who knew? I mean, teasing was great, to a point - whoa! He suddenly came down on her with a hunger and passion, pressing his mouth onto her breast and letting out a deep rumbling moan as his whole body pressed into her. My cock responded, imagining how it must feel to press into that thigh she'd opened for him - us.

 

We - haven't even kissed her yet! Come on, buddy, let's get on with it. I was starting to ache a little, watching her begin little writhing motions under him as he sucked on one breast and then the other. All three of us were pretty excited and I squirmed a little, trying to adjust the tent of my pants to allow room for more excitement. I could tell my excitement was going to end up filling all the room I had in there.

 

He kept working over her breasts for a minute or so, and then raised himself up to her mouth. She was hungry for him, too by this point because she grabbed him behind the neck and brought his mouth to hers with a grunt from them both - and me, frankly. It was as if they're bodies were trying to merge, they kissed so hard and so completely, their breath coming on top of little moans. I noticed that my tongue was sneaking out of my lips, like it wanted to join them, and I supped it back up quickly and squirmed some more.

 

The kiss lasted a few more minutes, and I was completely breathless by the time they were done, breathless and hard as a rock. I was gonna have to loosen something down below or end up in some serious pain. Just as I was thinking of untying my belt, I saw Kagome's hands slip down Inu's back and try to move under the waist of his pants. She started to rub her hands over his butt when she couldn't get into his pants, and then found her way into the openings at the side, reaching in to stroke him, and my butt was happy at the site. Oh, shit. I have got to figure out how to make her want me like this.

 

Inu broke the kiss first and teased her with his tongue as she tried to coax him back into it. She was letting out the cutest little mewling noises and it made me smile. Clearly, she wanted him - us. As he teased her lips, ear, neck and nipples with little kisses, I saw his hand start to slide down her body, moving over every swell and curve of her until he reached muffcuntquim and played for a moment in the curly hair there, making her squiggle her hips. He stroked his fingers up her thighs and placed one of his knees and then the other between her legs as she opened them to his slightest touch. My heart was racing in my chest at the sight of her body open under him. How in kami's name is he keeping his cock in his pants? The thing was straining the fabric as much as mine was, and it was getting seriously uncomfortable. I let my hands come to my waist and untie the sash there. She couldn't see me and I knew I was going to need a little release here if I was gonna keep watching. And of course the last thing in the world I wanted now was to leave.

 

As I got the tie to my hakama undone, he put his mouth over her breast again just as his fingers probed into muffcuntquim's hair more deeply, bringing her body to arch up into him with a groan that sent the blood rushing through me and into my ears. Damn! I'll never be able to do that to her. Stupid claws! She kept heaving and groaning herself against him and his hand kept probing those wet folds until I just couldn't help it and I reached down to give my cock a good pull. I groaned myself and then held my breath until I was sure that they hadn't noticed. Either they were too busy or the barrier was more convenient than I'd thought. Still, better try to keep my mouth shut. I pulled again and swallowed the sounds that struggled to get out. Wow…

 

As his fingers moved between her legs, I heard her breath come in short little bursts into his hair as she clutched his head while he still licked his tongue over her. Her hands started reaching for his pants and he bowed his back a little to help her reach his hakama sash, coming back up to kiss her deeply while she untied it. My own heart beat strongly in my ears, wondering what he was going to look like under that hakama. Suddenly, I wasn't sure I wanted to know. What if her expectations were - well - a little - uh - too high? I gulped as she slid her fingers down under the loosened cloth along his sides and brought them up on his rear underneath. She lifted herself up into the kiss so she could reach her hands down to slide the loose fabric off his butt. And sure enough, he emerged hard and stiff and - small!

 

Woo hoo! Yes! I almost screamed out loud. She has no idea how big I really am! Yes! Boy is she in for a surprise in the real world! Woot! Woot! Woot! Woot! I pumped my not-so-busy hand in the air and pulled harder on my much-bigger-than-Kagome-realized cock, enjoying the tremendous feelings of superiority.

 

Meanwhile, Kagome seemed to be enjoying InuFabio's very diminutive member, stroking it and rubbing it. Okay, looking at it a little more carefully, and then looking down at myself, happily sticking straight up in the air between my open legs, he wasn't that much smaller. He was actually pretty good sized. I looked again. Me. Him. Me. Him. Me. Yes, no question, I'm bigger. The thought made me happy and I went back to watching them, snickering to myself and pulling on my larger and meatier handful of cock.

 

Big or small, didn't seem to matter to dream-Kagome, she was feeling him up and down, pulling harder and harder until I saw all those huge muscles hardened and bunching as he tensed his whole body in time with the groans she was pulling out of him. He broke away from her kiss so he could press his face down into his arm near her head, moaning into her ear as his dick began to look hungry in her hands. Both of them were breathing heavily and letting out little moans. Idiot! Get in there already! She's spread open underneath you! What are you waiting for? I was beyond horny at this point and I just didn't get how Inu was keeping out of her. Not only that, but until now, he'd been doin' all the work. Is that really was turns her on? When I thought about it, I realized that doing all the work didn't seem like such a bad price to pay for this level of excitement. Shit, I was hugely turned on and no one was working on me at all - well, okay, I was, but that's not what I meant.

 

Suddenly, he took his hand up to place it next to her ear and arched his back over her. This gave her a great angle on his dick and he started to tilt his hips into her hands. His face, already tense, looked intense in the moonlight. But I couldn't take my eyes of her hands, which ironically managed to match motion and speed of my own. I wasn't paying any attention to him anymore, just watching her body just inches below him and her hands moving over him - us. Suddenly, out of nowhere - he howled at the fucking moon, which scared the shit out of me. What? Is this what she thinks I'll do when I'm about to fuck her? Seriously, bitch, think again. I thought he looked like an idiot howling like that but it seemed to thrill dream-Kagome, who increased the speed at which she was starting to jerk him. Despite his stupid noises, watching her, my breath was coming raggedly in my own ears. I could jerk myself off any time I wanted now… Yep… aaaaannnnyyyy time.

 

Just as I was wondering if he was about to let go himself, InuFabio came down on dream-Kagome's mouth in another hot kiss and I groaned out loud again, watching him - us - push himself into her hand and further on into her stomach. Come on, guys, can't… take much… more…Just as I was sure Inu was going to let go, he left the kiss and moved his tongue back down her clearly excited body, pulling himself - ourselves - from her grip - aw! - and following his nose down between her legs. Ungh! How does this guy have so much stamina? I forced my hand to let my dick go, determined to try to last as long as this dream fabrication of myself. Did Kagome really expect me to last this long? I took a couple of breaths and thought maybe I'd be able to manage it. But then he buried his face in her muffcuntquim and she let out a small cry and I was back to wondering how the hell to control myself for the remainder of her dream. My body contracted in a slow spasm of aching pleasure with her moan. The sensation, I had to admit, felt pretty yummy. I let another tiny groan escape, sure they were otherwise occupied, as I watched her body writhe and her hips start to squirm against him - me. God, I wanted to feel her like that! I heard little pants coming out of my mouth.

 

Dream-Kagome arched her back and made a long moaning sound that became a cry of pleasure as she sat up, curling her body around Inu's head. My ears twitched as I saw her breasts brush his - our - ears. When she relaxed and rolled back down, he was over her in a second, still ramrod hard and only inches away from muffcuntquim. As she breathed heavily, he lapped slowly at her breasts, which rose and fell with her heavy breaths. Her hands slipped up his - our - body, underneath his - our - hair to stroke his - our - back and then slid down his - our - back and down to grip his - our - cheeks and pull his - our - hips into her as her knees came up to parallel his - our - sides. Gods, I was breathing as hard as they were.

 

As he lowered himself on her, I couldn't help it. I reached down to grab my straining cock again. I saw his dick find that slick entrance to her and just about lost it with a wave of pleasure that rolled through me in the anticipation of just getting him - us - inside... He moved in very slowly and her body tensed while she let out a little cry. Shit, if she thinks he's big…I saw him wait until she pulled him a bit more. Man, this dream lover she'd concocted really did have the patience of the buddah. Except for the fact that I wasn't thinking at the moment, it would have occurred to me that he was setting a standard I wasn't sure I could meet. I tugged myself again and any hope of any thought left me completely. As a matter of fact, I was over the edge with that little yank. They stayed in front of me, on the verge of the best part but I had to close my eyes as I felt the waves start up through my core. The last thing I remember is starting to fall backwards…

 

X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X

 

Vertigo swirled around me as I felt myself falling. I opened my eyes in panic and saw the ground coming up too damn fast. I got my hand out of my pants just in time to land on all fours with a very loud exhale.

 

“Sh-“ it. I managed to shut my stupid mouth and didn't move a muscle, very very aware of the fact that I was only about two feet from Kagome's whimpering body, wrapped in the sleeping bag and squirming up a storm in her sleep. The cold had come back and the trees all had regular leaves on them. I smelled her enticing scent again - realizing only now that I hadn't been able to smell her in the dream. Damn! She was finishing things with InuFabio and I had to go and fall out of the fucking tree! I felt a little drop of wetness in my pants, her groans beginning to do what my hand had been up to only moments before, but the view certainly hadn't improved. She was covered from head to toe in that stupid sleeping bag now. As she moved, I could almost see the shadow of Inu over her and wondered for a brief moment what would happen if I crept over to her. She'll kill you, that's what, that voice-I-try-to-listen-to-because-it's-smarter-than-me said. As her moans got louder my dick cried out to go over to her anyway; I really didn't know what the fuck to do. Finally, my dick won out and I moved over to her. Now what? There wasn't much I could do since she was zipped up in the bag.

 

Her breath was coming faster and faster and I saw movement under the fabric down where her legs met. She was getting herself off in her sleep! Oh, this was so sweet! I was on all fours next to her, where I could feel the heat of her body, smell her sweet scent and feel her breath on my cheek. I closed my eyes and just imagined I was Inu. I didn't even have to touch myself to feel it coming on, the pleasure building again. Just one more minute and she'd go off and then I'd run into the trees to finish myself off.

 

“Inuyasha?” her voice was really loud in my ears.

 

My heart jumped into my throat with panic freezing my limbs and I looked down to see her dark eyes sparkle a little in the faint moonlight. I couldn't say anything.

 

“What are you doing down here?” She was as flustered as I was, her heart beating faster and faster. Finally, I managed to find my voice, which was a little raspy.

 

“Well, I heard you moaning in your sleep,” while InuFabio licked you into a frenzy, ”and I thought I heard you call my name,” well, `Inu' anyway, “so I thought I'd come down and make sure you were okay,” except that it wasn't really my idea to fall out of the tree.

 

“Oh.” As she said this little word, something happened and I just knew that both of us felt it. It was like the whole world stopped and we were the only two beings in existence, drawn together by some irresistible force. I saw her glance down at my mouth. Kiss her! Kiss her now! I was confused about which voice this was speaking in my head, my brain was so muddled. Was this the voice-I-try-to-listen-to-because-it's-smarter-than-me or was it my dick talking? I started to panic and suddenly thought, What would InuFabio do? No quick answer came, but the image of him howling over dream-Kagome with her hands on his cock flashed into my mind, exciting me even through the dread. Suddenly, without consciously deciding it was a good idea, I raised my head to the sky and howled. It felt good actually, to channel all my excitement and fear into that loud noise. Even through my fear, I hoped really hard that real-Kagome found it as cute and sexy as dream-Kagome did.

 

“Sit!” She yelled. WHAM! I went down half off her and half on her.

 

“Shit, Bitch!” I mumbled into her hair where my face landed, “don't you ever get tired of saying that?” Her breath was shallow and she didn't respond. “Kagome?” I lifted my head to look at her and saw only that her mouth was wide open in surprise. Serves her right. Now she knows what it feels like. Then I felt a little movement down underneath my cock, which was still hard and which had apparently landed on her hand, which was on her muffcuntquim under the bag. Oops.

 

Úm-“ I blushed in the dark and got up off her as fast as I could.

 

“Inuyasha,” she tried to sit up but her arms were stuck in the bag. Watching her flail around was kind of funny, and I was dying to see if she'd stayed in her puppy kitty things in her sleep. Knowing I was risking another face plant, but deciding since I was already on the ground it was worth it, I reached over and clutched the zipper. Our eyes met and the look on her face really grabbed me. She looked guilty, like she'd just learned that I knew a secret of hers and was waiting to see what I did about it. I couldn't help it, I unzipped the bag.

 

Underneath, she was still fully clothed, but her top was all twisted around. She'd been busy in that bag. She peeled her arms out, sort of like in her dream, but much less sexily, and sat up. She looked away embarrassed. She pulled her knees up and wrapped her knees around them. So why did it work for InuFabio and not me? What was his secret anyway?

 

“What's wrong, Kagome?” Why did you like it when he did it?

 

“Well, you scared me half to death - again!” Man, she still remembered the jump-out-from-the-tree-so-I-don't-get-myself-killed episode from the afternoon. I sighed.

 

“Listen, bitch-“ I started to try and say something calming, thinking maybe I could get her to let me crawl in that bag with her.

 

“Don't call me bitch!” She looked really angry - and - I was shocked to see - hurt. Before I could say anything, she zipped the bag back up and rolled over, away from me.

 

I sat looking at her, confused. Fucked up again.

 

Me and my aching cock climbed back up into the tree.

 

I went to sleep with visions of InuFabio in my head, trying to remember his secrets. Just as I finally nodded off again, something occurred to me. He hadn't called her bitch. Not even once.

 

Maybe tomorrow, I could start over.

 

My dick was bigger, after all.

 

To be continued…