InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How DO they deal with that? ❯ It plagues all womankind! ( Chapter 1 )

How DO they deal with that?

Summary: Kagome runs out of…erm… feminine necessities and has to ask Sango for help. Now the question that plagues every woman's mind: How did they handle that back then?

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It was a beautiful spring day. The birds were chirping, the sky was blue, the brooks were babbling, the trees were especially green… you get the point. As I said, it was a beautiful day, but all of that went unnoticed to Kagome.

To her, it might as well be a stormy black day. Each step would send shots of pain up her spine, and a throbbing ache centered in her lower abdomen was especially persistent. Gritting her teeth, she cringed and wished for an extra large bottle of Midol. Yep, you guessed it. THAT time of the month. It was the curse that plagued all of womankind. It was the abomination that… that… plagued womankind. IT WAS WORSE THAN MEN!

Sighing, she continued to trudge on like the trooper she was. She would prevail! She would show Inuyasha! She would… STOP FOR REST!

"Inuyasha!" she called. "Inuyasha!" she called sweetly again even louder when he ignored her. "Don't make me say it fucker!" she screamed in a harsh, deadly voice. Inuyasha shivered at her tone. Mood swings. Who would have guessed sweet Kagome suffered from them?

<Leveling a glare my way, she says in a voice of steel, "Fuck off." I shiver, I shake. Damn she's scary. Wait! Why am I scared? I am the all-powerful, mighty authoress! I can make her cramps so bad… not even morphine will help!… oooo. ~female audience shivers in fear~… "Fine, Fine!" she grumbles. Onto the story…>

"WHAT?!" he asks rounding on her. "What could you possibly want now? We're five feet from the village!"

Giving Inuyasha a bone-chilling glare, she glared. "SIT!" she growled out as a particularly powerful wave of pain washed over her. "I'm going to the river… DON'T FOLLOW!" she said pointing the last statement towards Miroku. Miroku shivers in fear. Kagome drags Sango away.

AT THE RIVER…

Kagome's is digging through her pack, throwing things all over the riverbank in the process. Most of her torso is buried in the bottomless pit. Screaming in frustration, she pulls herself back out. She has nothing! Turning to Sango, she whimpers and cries.

"I don't have anything!" she cries. "Not even a bottle of Midol!" she sobs. "What do you do when it's THAT time of the month?" she pleads.

Sango sweat drops. How could she answer this question… "Umm… I…"

"OUT WITH IT ALREADY!" she screeched. Testy are we? <insert deadly glare>

"I… I don't know!" she squeals out in a rush.

"WHAT?!"

"I don't know," she answers embarrassed. Awwe, her cheeks are red. <insert yet ANOTHER deadly glare>

"And why, pray tell, would you not know?" Kagome asked in a dangerous tone.

"I've never had to deal with that before!"

Kagome face faults. "I won't ask," she said despairingly. "I KNOW!" she said as she brightened. "I'll ASK SESSHOUMARU! He should know! I mean he suffers from male PMS… that should be about the same!"

Now, it's Sango's turn to face fault. "actually… Kagome…" she started.

"OH! I know what you're going to say! I'll go ask Kaede!" she cried.

"… Actually I was going to say `Why don't you just go through the well?' it is in the next clearing over you know."

<The suspense! The drama! Will Kagome make it to the next clearing over?>

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A stupid lil short I wrote on a whim. Bored, suffering. NO MIDOL! Take your wildest guess. Read… Review if you like. ~shrugs~