InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How DO they deal with that? ❯ So THAT�S why no one ever takes Miroku up on his offers ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Due to popular demand… I have opted to continue on with this fic!… just be warned I can only write for this one 7 days out of a month.

On to the fic!

How DO they deal with that?… take II: So THAT'S why no one ever takes Miroku up on his offers.

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"… Actually I was going to say `Why don't you just go through the well?' it is in the next clearing over you know."

Kagome was dumbfounded. She was flabbergasted! How could she have not thought of that?! Looking to her left, truth be told, the well stood proudly in the distance. Proudly it stood! Proudly! Small butterflies… flied, birds sang, the brooks babbled...

< "Will you shut the fuck up and get on with the goddamned story already?! Geeze! These cramps don't stop on their own you know!"… I raise an eyebrow. It's an old fashioned standoff. Tumbleweed blows across the desert that appears before us. "Remember and heed my warning…" I say in a creepy, echoy voice.

{Flashback lashback ashback shback hback back ack ck k.}

{ K ck ack back hback shback ashback lashback flashback.}

She shivers in fear, sweat rolls down her forehead. "Draw!" someone shouts. BANG! The dust settles. Nothing. Kagome has a heart attack. Everyone sweat drops!… And we're back from our momentary lapse>

A rustle is heard in the bushes above the babbling of the brooks. Kagome and Sango turn. Enter Miroku.

"Lady Kagome! You're grievously injured! There is blood running down your legs. I have just the thing to staunch the flow!" he cries as he begins to drop his drawers from under his dress.

< His eyebrow ticks. "HELLOO! It's a manly robe!"

"Heloooo… it's purple and it's a dress!"

"Robe!"

"DRESS!"

"ROBE!"
"DRESS!"

before he can counter… "If you say robe one more time, the only thing you'll ever be in groping distance of again is a man… and you won't be doing the groping!" I threaten.

He shivers! He gulps! He shuts up!>

His dress follows his drawers. The girls are too shocked to move. Their eyes zero in on a specific region. Kagome's eyes bug. Sango's eyes bug. They scream.

"AAHHHHH A WORM!!!!"

"GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!"

Miroku looks down. He shrugs. "What can I say… it's cold out."

Kagome pulls out a magnifying glass. "Ewe I think it twitched."

"No that was just the breeze, Kagome"

Miroku tears up. He runs away crying. He is forever ruined.

"So THAT"S why no one ever takes Miroku up on his offers."

They share a good laugh. Cramps are momentarily forgotten. But not for long. Kagome suddenly grits her teeth and doubles over clutching her abdomen. In a great show of will power she slowly straightens. Slowly, ever so slowly. And she's straight. She begins to trudge in the direction of the well.

HALF AN HOUR LATER…

`Trudging. Trudging. Lift foot, put it down in front of self. Keep balance. Steady now. Next foot. Repeat process. Ignore pain. Ignore pain. GAH! It's hurts so bad!!!'

"Midol! Midol" she whimpers as she hits the three foot marker. "Almost there!" she cries. "Seven more feet to go!"

ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR LATER…

`Oh god! I can't make it! I won't make it!'

"Three more feet!" she huffs and puffs.

5 MINUTES AFTER THAT…

"I CAN'T GO ON! I CAN'T GO ON!… Al- almost there! Must continue!"

From out of nowhere a giant paw lands on the well, throwing Kagome back. Looking up at the dog attached to the paw she saw Sesshoumaru. She screamed in frustration.

"What is it you do when stuck by this PMS?" he asks as he transforms into his human form. Kagome sees red. She lunges for sesshoumaru. Her hands are poised for his neck.

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Not as good as the first, I don't think… but I tried to continue with it for ya'll's sakes. Read… review… do as you please.