InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How DO they deal with that? ❯ Gottchya ( Chapter 3 )

How DO they deal with that?: Gottchya!

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"What is it you do when struck by this PMS?" he asks as he transforms into his human form. Kagome sees red. She lunges for Sesshoumaru. Her hands are poised for his neck.

Just as Kagome is about to reach his neck, there is a puff of smoke and the illusion is shattered. The battered and dead well was returned to its' former glory. A picture of Lady Liberty superimposes the well as it returns to its' normal state. That would be, of course, Florida.

"NO! NO! NO!" she cried as she watched the well vanish. <you didn't think I'd make it that easy did you?> "SHIPPOU!" she screamed. "WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"Umm… oopse!" he replied as he scampered away, Kagome in hot pursuit. "GET BACK HERE RUNT!" she screamed as she charged after Shippou.

< "HEY! Since when have Kagome and Inuyasha switched places?" Shippou cries. A pause as the almighty authoress flips through script. "Damnit!… CUT AND REWIND THAT!"…>

"What is it you do when struck by this PMS?" he asks as he transforms into his human form. Kagome sees red. She lunges for Sesshoumaru. Her hands are poised for his neck.

"YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!" she screamed. <WHOA THERE! … easy killer.>

"I am no bitch," Sesshoumaru replies as she… umm… HE grabs hold of her wrists. Kagome is face to face with her…erm… HIM! Or rather she's face to chest. WAIT! … there's something wrong with this chest. <THAT'S NOT A MAN! THAT'S A WOMAN BABY!>

~poke poke~… "Umm… Sesshoumaru?… Since when do you have breasts?" Kagome innocently asks as she pokes his D's. At his… her… his glare, she miraculously pulls her wrists out of his grasp and makes a run for it. She's suddenly reminded of Denis Rodman, and has to stop to laugh. With the PURPLE eye shadow, girly face and really long hair… not to mention the latest… eDition… he really looks like a woman now.

< "You will die for this now, wench!" sesshoumaru states in his usual boring, sexy, take-me-now-jason, faster-harder-faster, voice.

"AH! But Maru-chan, just remember… I AM THE ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS! <add well-timed ominous thunder and lightening> Just remember I can leave you as a woman! <insert evil laugh> >

Sesshoumaru decides to give chase, and Kagome squeals as she tries to run, laugh and catch her breath. Sesshoumaru stops, Kagome stops, both grab their stomachs and moan as they are struck with the insane, psycho cramps from hell. The illusion flickers, then falls. It's not sesshoumaru, but rather naraku. A grin passes his face as he straightens and grabs Kagome. "Gottchya," he whispered in her ear.