InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How DO they deal with that? ❯ "Oh the pain! The pain!" ( Chapter 4 )
You know, i'm really surprised by the responce i'm getting for this fic. To be honest, i didn't think anyone would like it. But then again, that's because here at home, people don't take to my twisted kind of humor. THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY REVIEWERS!!! i love you guys. you really inspire me to continue with this one. if it weren't for you guys this would still be a one-shot.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.01.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 731 | Visits: 341 | Status: Completed
How DO they deal with that? IV: "Oh the pain! The pain!"
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Sesshoumaru decides to give chase, and Kagome squeals as she tries to run, laugh and catch her breath. Sesshoumaru stops, Kagome stops, both grab their stomachs and moan as they are struck with the insane, psycho cramps from hell. The illusion flickers, then falls. It's not sesshoumaru, but rather naraku. A grin passes his face as he straightens and grabs Kagome. "Gottchya," he whispered in her ear.
… … … … … … … … … … ~ten minutes later~ … AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! <Talk about delayed reaction ><> Desperately Kagome struggles to get away from devil boy himself, but to no avail. Just when she's about to lose hope, Inuyasha bursts from the tree line.
"Kagome!!!" he calls, but there's something wrong. His voice is off. Almost as if he has a cold… or something. WAIT! DOG DEMONS DON'T GET SICK!!!!!!!!
<Enter Myouga!… "Actually that's a rather common misconception. Dog demons, like the common dog are prone to getting diseases such as Rabies, Parvo, Heart Worms, … Hair balls… no … wait that's cats… any ways they are prone to a certain number of illnesses…" "DOGS DON"T GET COLDS!!"… "ehem! As I was saying Inuyasha is infact half dog demon, but he is also half human so that thusly makes him vulnerable to colds." …. "Riiiight" -_^… anyways… back to the story.>
Anyways, his voice sounded high pitched… almost like… "SHIPPOU!" <and enter the REAL Inuyasha>
Inuyasha bursts through the tree line, brandishing her… his phallic symbol. <Have you ever noticed that the Tetsusaiga looks kinda like an erect… ehem… I'm rambling again and I'm a desperate virgin. We're back?>
~Everything goes black~
"Kagome!"
"Inuyasha!"
"Inuyasha!"
"AHHH!" <note that this is a very high pitched squeal>
~lights turn back on, but the camera is zoomed in on some unidentifiable object~
"Don't stick that there!"
"Inuysaha… NOoooo!"
~insert the sounds of a scuffle~
"NO! NO! NO! … ah, ah, ah… YES! … that's the spot!! YES! Right there!" < "umm… lets pan back the camera… just what I suspected! JAKOUTSU! STOP FONDLING INUYASHA'S EARS! … FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I'M TRYING TO FINISH THIS DAMNED FIC HERE!" ~pulls out a shotgun, fires~ ~high pitched scream~ "Thank god!" ~Inuyasha's pouting in the background~>
"HELLO!! HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY PAIN HERE?" Kagome screams in the background.
~no one's listening~
"Oh the pain! The pain!"