InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How DO they deal with that? ❯ THE PMS MONSTER! DUN DUN DUN! ( Chapter 5 )

How DO they deal with that? V: THE PMS MONSTER! Dun dun dun!

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"HELLO!! HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY PAIN HERE?" Kagome screams in the background.

~no one's listening~

"Oh the pain! The pain!"

A shadow looms over Kagome's shoulder. Kagome freezes when she notices. Slowly she turns around to come face to face with… THE PMS MONSTER. DUN DUN DUN!

A gasp and then a shriek is heard. The group looks from the huddle that had currently been fondling Inuyasha's ears and gasp. The females double over in pain. The guys look on in horror. It's so grotesque and the stench was rancid. The demons gagged.

"What IS that thing?"

"I-it's THE PMS MONSTER! DUN DUN DUN!" Sango cries.

They hear Jakotsu screech in the distance. "AHHH! CRAMPS!"

The guys look confused.

"THE PMS MONSTER! DUN DUN DUN! Attacks anything female. Maybe it attacks Jakotsu because he might as well be one."

Sesshoumaru shows up clutching his stomach. "What is the nature of this beast?"

"THEN WHY IS IT ATTACKING SESSHOUMARU?!"

"Ummm… he looks like a girl?" <I swear when I first saw Sesshoumaru I thought he was a girl! So you can't really blame THE PMS MONSTER! DUN DUN DUN! For getting confused! ^^>

"AH! HELP!"

"WAS THAT KAGOME?"

"DUH JACKASS! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?!" she screamed from the monster's slimy clutches.

"I'll save you!"

"Kouga, you bastard! YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF KAGOME!"

"Well you were just sitting there like a LAPDOG!"

"SIT!"

"BWAHAHAHA!"

"You take one more step and I'll purify your ass! … SANGO! MIROKU! HELP!"

she looks around as she notices neither one is in sight.

"… Sango?… Miroku?"

<lets go back five minutes>

Sango was leaning up against miroku for support when he suddenly cried out in pain. Worriedly sango asked him what was wrong.

"Sango," he said, clutching his cursed hand, " my curse, I can feel it growing by the second. It need your help."

"ANYTHING!"

"Sango, I wouldn't normally ask this of you, but now I feel I must. If I don't get treatment within the hour I will surely die of this curse. It grows… more painful. Oh gods, it's so hard. It's stretching."

"OH gods! MIROKU! Don't die on me!"

"Sango, come with me into the woods where you can administer my treatment."

<back in the present>

"AHHHH!!!!! A WORM!!!!!"