InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How DO they deal with that? ❯ THE WORM! ( Chapter 6 )

How DO they deal with that? VI: THE WORM!

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<During the five minutes ago, that was five minutes ago>

It has arisen. The beast has risen from its shadowy slumber to mingle with the hapless denizens of the waking world. It arises with a vengance. Hastily it arises. Only to fall back down, one should not move too quickly after half a century's sleep. It arises once more and cackles evilly. It passes back out.

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<back in the present>

"AHHHH!!!!! A WORM!!!!!"

Kagome goes pale. She's hit with a sudden flashback.

<Flashback lashback ashback shback hback back ack ck k>

His dress follows his drawers. The girls are too shocked to move. Their eyes zero in on a specific region. Kagome's eyes bug. Sango's eyes bug. They scream.

"AAHHHHH A WORM!!!!"

"GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!"

Miroku looks down. He shrugs. "What can I say… it's cold out."

Kagome pulls out a magnifying glass. "Ewe I think it twitched."

"No that was just the breeze, Kagome"

Miroku tears up. He runs away crying. He is forever ruined.

"So THAT"S why no one ever takes Miroku up on his offers."

< k ck ack back hback shback ashback lashback flashback>

She screams. The thought of poor sango's fate is just too horrible! It was a miracle they had faced such a site and lived, but to view it twice in one lifetime let alone one day could prove fatal to her demon-exterminating friend!

Another scream echos throughout the clearing.

"OH MY GODS! IT'S HUGE!"

<insert the sounds of rustling bushes>

"HEY! GET THAT OUT OF THERE! THAT HURTS YOU KNOW!"

<insert the sound of a smack>

… silence.

Everyone runs towards the sounds of the screams to see a site so shocking, it was shocking. Even jakotsu was shocked into being shocked! It was shocking!

<note that I was gunna leave off here, but I'm filled with too much inspiration on this boring day>

he had never seen one bigger! Jakotsu took a step forward, eager to get in on the action. Oh how he would love to tackle something that BIG! It had been a while, and he was getting excited.

Pulling out his sword, he happily sliced away at the giant slug demon as it made another pass at Miroku. It would seem this particular demon was gay. The demon turned to see Jakotsu and immediately had stars in its' eyes. Little hearts floated around it's head.

<insert sappy music from cheesy chick flic>

Jakotsu also has stars in his eyes and hearts floating around his head.

"HELLOOO!!!!! HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME HERE!!!! STILL IN CLUTCHES OF EVIL PMS MONSTER! DUN DUN DUN!"

once again… ignored. Kagome over-dramatizes things anyways.

THE END

<if you review enough I might do a sequal! ^_~>