InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How to annoy the Inuyasha cast and more: An Anime Idiot's Guide ❯ You know it when you are obessed with Inuyasha ( Chapter 1 )

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You know it when you watch too much Inuyasha:

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

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You start to yell/say 'Sit' at anybody who pisses you off or when you are angry.

You start saying 'Feh' more then five times a day.

You watch all the episodes in their original voices without subtitles, even you don't understand Japanese.

You start to dye your hair white and change it to black again twice a month.

You fall dramatically when anyone says 'Sit'.

You wear your/a school uniform (if you have one) almost every single day whether at home or at the mall,

You start to jump down into any old, empty well and hope that it will do its thing and take you to the Feudal Era.

You fly over to Japan and go on a search for any 15 year old teenage girl named Kagome Higruashi.

You start to wear a feather boa over your shoulder and act emotionless.

You start to hum/sing any Inuyasha theme songs anywhere, anytime.

You have memorized every Inuyasha opening theme by heart and sing them out loud in karaoke version in the original language.

You start to sing 'Fukai Mori', Every Heart, My Will, Dearest when bored.

You own a katana and started attacking a tree, which you have named it Sesshoumaru.

You start to grow your nails as long as possible and paint them yellow to imitate them as claws.

You tattooed a large spider on your back, despite what anybody says.

Whenever you see a pretty pink shard of glass lying on the ground, you will immediately pick it up and build a shrine for it and worship it, and threaten anyone with a katana if they point out that it is just a normal shard of glass OR if they get one, single hand/finger on it.

You started taking out your family tree (if you have one) OR a Historical record of your long line of ancestors and try and trace them back to Fedual Era to see whether if they are Priest/Miko.

You suddenly took a liking to Ramen, regardless of whether you hate it or not.

You have a tiff with your parents getting pair of amber coloured contact lenses.

You start to scold people Baka Inu (stupid dog/mutt).

You paint a black hole in the middle of your palm and show off to everybody that saying you have the ability to remove virtually any 'obstacle' (A/N: You know what I mean...bullies for example) in his/her way. Also use it to threaten people who pisses you off to suck them up into a place where evil, psychotic bunnies,penguins, squirrels awaits them.

You started slapping people and shout 'HENTAI!' at the same time regardless of what gender they are when they accidentally/purposefully touch any where the hands should NOT go/wander to…

You have a cat, and you try to get it have two tails and name it Kirara.

You have a white dog, and your expect him to eat ramen and falls on the ground making huge hole when you say sit.

You kick up a fuss of having your parents letting you to keep a fox.

You wear nothing but a wolf skin coat.

You own a Katana, and start naming your attacks “Kaze no Kizu(Wind Scar)”, “Bakkuyuha(Backlash Wave)” and “Sougouyuha (Diamond Spear Blast)”

You take sudden interest in Japan old legends, particular those where demons and priestress were involved, and tried to find one on the Shikon No Tama(Sacred Jewel of Four Souls), and in Sengoku Jidai history.

You went on a mad shopping of Inuyasha merchandise.

You own every Inuyasha manga and VCD/DVD/movies.

You start to keep your hair really long until it reaches somewhere until your *Cough* butt*Cough* or legs regardless of your gender and refused to cut it.

You suddenly took great interest archery, in hope of one day it will when you shoot it, it will be surrounded by purple/pink light and destroy whatever is in its way.

You suddenly took even great interest in the *art* of boomerang, particularly those which are really large, almost as big as your body.

You went to Austraila (or some shop that sells boomerang of all sizes) and kick up a big fuss of having a custom-made boomerang as big or a little larger your body size for personal reasons.

You start to write a fanfiction of 'You know it when you watch too much Inuyasha'

The End~!

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Me: ^_^ Ah well, all well ends well, eh? Till next time~! Jan ne, minna-san! Read and REVIEW!