InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How to annoy the Inuyasha cast and more: An Anime Idiot's Guide ❯ 33 ways to annoy the hell out of Inuyasha ( Chapter 2 )

33 Ways to bug the hell out of Inuyasha:

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, and I never will!

 

Ask him this question, “Are you a boy or a girl?”

 

Point to his pair of cute white doggie ears and say, “Hey, are doggie ears fashionable nowadays or in the past?”

 

Ask him how many bottles of white hair dye he used to dye his hair white.

 

When it is full moon/new moon, when he changes back into a human with black hair, ask him, “Is it your habit of changing your hair colour from white to black and black to white again once every two months or do you have too much money to spend or are you just plain insane?'

 

Get a Barney Song stuck permanently in his head.

 

Sing, “Tinky-Winky, Lala, Po, BOO!” (A/N: Once I sang this, my sister and me burst out laughing like maniacs after the song.) to Inuyasha beside his sensitive ears LOUDLY.

 

Ask him, “Why do you keep your nails long? Unless you are crazy or you are a sissy!”

 

Every time he loses a fight with Naraku or Fluffy-sama (Sesshoumaru), pinch his cheeks and say in a baby voice, “Awwwww…poor Inu-chan don't cry… *Fake Chibi Tears*”

 

Comment, “I never seen such a human looking dog in all my life, and be sure you are the first one I had ever seen.”

 

10.Throw a stick and mock command him to “Fetch!”

 

11.Cheer for his enemies, and cheer especially LOUD for Naraku and Sesshy.

 

12. Snatch his bowl of ramen and wolf it down really quickly.(And make sure there's no more Ramen left for him)

 

13. Give Naraku and Sessh a voodoo doll of Inuaysha

 

14. For his birthday, give him a bone saying, “I heard that dogs like bones.”

 

15. Ask him why he does not have a dog collar on his neck nor a leash, and say that it is totally against the law for now\t having dogs on a leash.

 

Ask him why he had not ended up in RSPCA. Yet.

 

Bribe Shippo with candies or something of some sort to annoy the hell out of Inuyasha.

 

For his Christmas present, get him an Anger Management book.

 

Wear high heels and `accidentally' step on his toes saying, “Oops, sorry about that. I thought it was a bug.”

 

Keep saying the most feared word in the world: Why? [1]

 

Tell him sadly that is a fact he have an intelligent span smaller than a newborn baby.

 

When the Jewel is almost completed, `accidentally' break it and say sheepishly, “Oops, sorry about that, no bad feelings, eh mate?”

 

23. Every time he gets sat by Kagome and curses, get a bar of soap and some water to `wash' the curses away.

 

Draw a picture of him, paste it on a dartboard and throw darts at it.

 

Draw Inuyasha and Naraku making out with hearts all over the picture and declare loudly to the whole world: INUYASHA LOVES NARAKU FOREVER!

 

Tell him the truth-that he is a cartoon character and he will never win,

 

Always talk in an annoying whiny voice every time he is around.

 

Ask, “Are we there yet?” every 5-10 minutes.

 

Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

 

 

Take a permanent marker, and draw on his face when he's sleeping.

 

And lastly, when he acts bad say, “Bad Dog! Bad Doggie!”

 

31. Play mind games with him.

 

32. Imitate Sesshoumaru.

 

33. Get an aittiude like Sesshy.

[1] It is the most feared question in the whole world-especially feared by teachers. I tried this out once on my teacher and he gave up.