InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How to annoy the Inuyasha cast and more: An Anime Idiot's Guide ❯ 54 ways to annoy the hell out of Naraku ( Chapter 3 )

54 ways to annoy the hell out of Naraku

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

 

Call him monkey man.

 

Ask him why he dresses like a girl.

 

`Accidentally' break Kanna's mirror.

 

Dye his baboon suit bright, neon, PINK!

 

Make friends with the Inuyasha gang.

 

Give the Inuyasha gang a voodoo doll of him.

 

Smile innocently and ask, “Do you put on makeup 1. Just for the fun of it 2. Or are you a sissy or gay 3. Or are you going senile?

 

Cheer especially loud for his opponents: The Inuyasha gang and Sesshoumaru.

 

For his birthday, give him a banana as a present and say, “But I thought monkeys like bananas!”

 

When the Jewel is completed, `accidentally' break it and say:

 

“Eheheh…oops?” sheepishly

 

Or

 

“It was an accident! It was that bloody baboon fault, I swear!” and point to his baboon suit.

 

 

11.Ask why he keeps his hair so long.

 

 

12.When he lose a battle or lost a jewel shard, pinch his cheeks and say in a chibi voice, “Awww….don't cry, Nara-chan….mommy will give you a banana…” ~*Fake Chibi tears*~

 

13. Get the Barney song stuck permanently in his head.

 

14. Point to him while he is wearing the baboon suit/hide and say, “Hey, some baboons escaped from the zoo sometime ago…and are you sure you are not one of them?”

 

15. Draw a picture of Naraku and Inuyasha/Sesshy making out and draw hearts all over the picture and run around Feudal Era like a mad maniac screaming, “ NARAKU LOVES INUAYSHA/SESSHOUMARU!”

 

Keep dropping hints to the Inuyasha gang or Sesshy to where he hid his heart.

 

Take his baboon suit and wear it on, singing, “Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, `cause I am the evil baboon man!”

 

Ask him is what is he born in the year of and say, “I think you are born in the year of monkey…if not, why do you keep wearing the baboon suit?”

 

Ask him whether he is a guy or a girl.

 

Ask him, “Naaaaarrraaaaaa-chaaaaannn, if you are soooo powerful, why do you need two girls to help you fight?”

 

Wear his baboon hide and dance around singing, “ I am Naraku, I am so powerful, but I can't beat Inuyasha 'cause he is stronger than me.”

 

Give him make up advice.

 

For Christmas, give him two books: “Anger Management: A guide” and “101 evil plans- from stealing to world domination- guaranteed failures or your money back.”

 

Burn his house/hiding place down.

 

Invite the Inuyasha gang over for tea.

 

Keep asking why and drive him crazy with it.

 

Keep blabbering out where is his hiding place to the Inuyasha gang and Sesshoumaru.

 

Play mind games with him.

 

Compare his evilness and the level how psychotic he is to the Madagascar penguins- he will lose. 100% guaranteed.

 

Say that he can't even survive in the real world without getting run over by a car, stampeded over by a hoard of monkeys/baboons, getting his ass kicked by Naraku haters, and coming out in one piece.

 

Bang pots and pans on an absurd time of the night or while he's planning his world domination plan and say, “ I am practicing for New Year.”

 

Let loose a pack of rabid, twisted, demented bunnies/squirrels into his room and yell, “LOOK! HE'S THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR NUTS!” and lock the room and throw away the key.

 

Piss/Tick him off while he is fighting with Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru. (Try it, if you dare!)

 

Who thinks bunnies are actually evil, psycho guys driven on world domination with a mission filling the world with the colour bright neon pink and the evilness of kawaiiness? If you do…congrats! Fill his room with all of these things, lock the room and throw away the keys, sit back, relax and enjoy the delightful sounds of screaming from Naraku.

 

Make funny faces behind his back.

 

Draw a picture of Naraku and paste it on a dartboard, and throw darts onto the picture.

 

Make a voodoo doll of him and stick pins and needles on it.

 

Ask, “If you are so powerful, Mr Naraku-sama (sarcastic tone), then why do you want the Tama for? Fill the world with monkeys and crazy baboons like you? Or what?”

 

Give a name for his spider tattoo on his back.

 

40, Call him “Nara-chan” in an annoying, whiny voice every 5 minutes and when he responds, say “Nothing, Nara-chan!”

 

Casually ask when was the last time he took a bath.

 

Re-direct the movie 102 Dalmations and change it to anime form, and make Naraku to replace the place of Cruella De Vil in the scene where she gets baked into a cake.

 

Spread nasty rumours about him: Do you know that Naraku actually had a plastic sugurey to reconstruct his face cause he was too ugly? etc.

 

Glomp him on his back and comment, “Hey, you sure can hold a grudge!”

 

Tickle him while he's fighting Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru.

 

Tell him that he's going to the purgatory in hell and suffer there for eternity as a bedtime story.

 

When he's sleeping, draw on his face using a permanent marker.

 

Give his room a complete makeover-paint his room using bright, happy colours.

 

On April Fool's Day, do I need to say anything more?

 

When he's bad, hit him on his nose using a banana and wag your finger in front on his face, saying, “Bad monkey! Bad Monkey!”

 

Ask him whether he is a demon or a monkey.

 

Tell people that he's actually a big monkey.

 

52. Tell him that he is a just a cartoon character- and he will never win.

 

53. You know that there's one form of Naraku when he's in the baboon hide that he has those large trunk-like thingy shooting out from the below, right? Well, comment, “Hey! First we have crazy baboons trying to take over the world, now we have trees wearing baboon hides and trying to take over the world! How irony can it get?”

 

 

54. After all of these and he could not take it anymore and curses, take a bar of soap and wash his mouth, saying, “Your mouth need some cleaning up, Sheesh.”

 

 

 

~*The End*~

 

A/n:Hey, it's in the middle of my exams, and chapter 4 of D.N (y.n) is three-quarters done, so it will be up soon, so, please, read and REVIEW!