InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How to annoy the Inuyasha cast and more: An Anime Idiot's Guide ❯ 31 ways to annoy the hell out of Sesshoumaru ( Chapter 4 )

31 Ways to annoy Sesshoumaru

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

 

A/N: This chapter is specially requested by one of my reviewers, and you know who you are, so read and review and enjoy the chapter!

 

Kill Jaken and use the Tensugia to revive him and do repeat this again and again.

 

Comment that he look like a girl

 

 

3. Ask what's that fluffy thing on his shoulder. (That's why he's our Fluffy-sama! ^_^)

 

 

Give Rin a makeup kit.

 

For Christmas, give Jaken a megaphone and Fluffy two books: “How to improve your tolerance level” and “Sibling rivalry: How to solve and improve relationship between brothers/sisters.”

 

When Fluffy had stolen the Testugia from Inu-chan, `accidentally' lose it and say sheepishly, “Eheheh…oops?”

 

When he's in his demon dog form, causally comment that this form look like a nice fluffy, cute poodle than a mighty dog demon lord (By which after that, you can bet that you will be dead meat-unless you are playing Truth or Dare with Jaken and Rin).

 

Shave off the fluffy thingy on his shoulder and blame it on Rin; and if that doesn't work, blame it on Jaken and if that doesn't work, well, good luck then…

 

Spread very, very, very nasty and disturbing rumours about him. For example: “Do you know that Sesshoumaru had a make out section with Naraku?” Or “Did you know that the `great' Sesshoumaru got captured by a human named Kagome?”

 

Call him Fluffy (Which we all know) in an annoying, whiny voice

 

Imitate Inuyasha.

 

Get a cocky attitude like Inuyasha.

 

Smile sweetly, glomp him (if you dare!) and ask, “Hey, Sessh, how old are you, really?”

 

Comment about his dog form, “Say, I have seen scarier dogs on Resident Evil 2, just to let you know.”

 

Play the game of Truth or Dare: Get Rin to ask Sesshoumaru to play and dare him or ask him to tell the truth…For Example, the truth: Hey, is it true that Naraku and you have a `thing' going on? The Dare: I dare you to let Rin and me to give you our own version of `Extreme Makeover'!

 

 

Get Rin on sugar high, I mean, how bad can this bad? Huh?

 

 

 

If you dare, try this! If Sesshoumaru ever does eat, insist that you cook, and add as many packs/bags of sugar into the food, make him eat it, when he goes on sugar high (Sesshy on sugar high? I rather not think of that…*Shudders*), tape it down, and you can use it for blackmail…or show Rin and Jaken whenever boredom invades!

 

Steal Tokajin and say you `accidentally' lost it.

 

Ask causally, “Hey, I was wondering...how on earth did you lose you arm?”

 

 

For his birthday, give him a chew toy.

 

21. Play, “Who let the dog out?” LOUDLY and after the lyrics, “Who let the dogs out? Shout, “ME!”

22. Do the Shippo style: Ask, “Are we there yet?” every 5 minutes.

 

23. Give him a long boring speech on “Fashion nowadays”

 

24. Stick a sign behind his back that says, “Kick me, I am a stupid dog that fights with my brother.” with a cute picture of dog below the words.

 

25. Or even better get him a shirt that says: “I got a half-brother…” at the front, and at the back, “who kicks my ass 9 out of 10 times when I fight with him.” With a picture on the shirt showing that Inuyasha sitting on top of Sesshy with a triumphant look on his face. (I am sure Inuyasha will like that very much.)

 

26. When he's asleep, dye his fluffy thing and hair bright, neon PINK!

 

27. When he's in a middle of a fight with Inuyasha, stomp over and drag him by the ear while berating, “How many times have I told you not to fight with your brother, you bad, bad, bad doggie!”

 

28. Teach Rin a new song and sing together with her every five minutes LOUDLY, “If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ~*clap, clap*~ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands….”

 

29. Draw a short comic, depicting of how Sesshoumaru got bald:

 

A little story of how Sesshoumaru got bald :

 

~*Inuyasha comes in, slamming the door behind him*~

 

Sesshoumaru (in mocking voice): Oh, bad date eh?

 

Inuyasha(fumes) : Shut up...before I do something to you, Sesshoumaru.

 

Sesshoumaru(still in mocking tone) : Oh? What can a half demon do?

 

Inuyasha (cracks his knuckles, anime vein popped out): A lot of things…

 

Sesshoumaru: What, knock me senseless and shave all my hair off?

 

Inuyasha: Grrrrrr…you are asking for it!

Sesshoumaru: Wha-

 

BONK

 

Sesshy: @_@ swirly eyes

 

Inuyasha: ~*smirks*~ Now it's time for revenge…

 

Sometime later…

 

Sesshoumaru was tied to a tree.

 

Sesshy: That stupid idiot half-brother of mine…~*Grumbles*~

 

~*Camera steps back, to let you see what happened to Sesshy*~

 

Sesshoumaru was tied to a tree, alright, and one thing: He was bald. Inuyasha had shaved all his hair off.

 

Sesshy: Stupid son of a &*%#$$%&$#$^@@%%#@%#@#~

 

~*The end*~

 

30. For New Year, give him a dog bowl with a name engraved on it: Fluffy.

 

31. Get a cat for a pet.

 

~*The end*~

 

A/N: So how's is it? Good? Bad? Please review! I would like to here more comments and suggestions from all of you. The next chapter will be on: Ever wondered what's the Inuyasha cast wishlist? Well, I would like to present, the Inuyasha 's cast wish list!