InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How To Change A Playboy 101 ❯ Sho 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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It was close to six o’ clock. Ai Higurashi was sitting at the kitchen table drinking tea to calm her nerves. Her husband, Sato, was talking to someone on the phone. He was speaking French. Ai tried to relax, but she couldn’t. Her only daughter was out on her own and she didn’t know whom she was with or where she was. She wondered idly if Kouga had any news…

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Everyone froze. A good minute or two the sound of keys at the front door could be heard turning the lock.

“Mama?! Dad?! I’m back!”

Ai stood and waited. Sato stopped talking and waited, too. Kagome appeared in the kitchen archway and looked at her parents.

“What’s up?”, she asked.

What’ up? Where have you been?! School let out over three hours ago!” her mother yelled.

“I was with a friend,” Kagome replied.

“Is your friend ready to keep you from a month’s grounding?!”, her father asked.

“You were gone for the whole day!”, her mother yelled.

“I know!”

“Where the hell where you?!” her father yelled.

“Um… this is a little awkward, but-”, Inuyasha said, as he came next to Kagome.

“Inuyasha?”, Ai asked.

“You recognized him faster than I did,” Kagome muttered.

“Of course, I’d remember this boy! I used to change your diapers! You cutest tushie!”, Ai said hugging him.

“Mom!”, Kagome yelled.

“What? Sorry, dear. He looked so adorable. He never liked wearing clothes. It was such a struggle to get him to keep still after a bath! Always running around flashing everyone.”, Ai said pinching his cheeks.

“So, Inuyasha what do we owe this pleasant surprise? You don’t need money do you?”, Sato asked.

“Actually-”, he started.

!0 minutes later…

“I would have kicked you out, too,” Sato said.

“Gee thanks,” he replied, sarcastically., “so, can I stay? Please??”

Ai sighed. She looked at the boy she considered a son. His eyes were pleading with her, those puppy eyes. She sighed again.

“Alright,” she relented. She saw her daughter’s face light up with glee. Her “son’s” jaw dropped.

“Really?,” he asked, incredulously.

“Arigatou, okaa-san!,” Kagome yelled, as she hugged her mother.

“What do you mean, “Really?”, Sato asked the boy.

“I thought you would have said no,” he explained.

“Why, dear?”, Ai asked, “You know you’re like family here.” She left her daughter’s side and put a hand on his shoulder, “You’ve always been that way. And besides, I trust you to keep it in your pants and respect that this is my house and as long as you’re in my house you follow my rules, okay?”

She said that with a pleasant voice and a smile on her face. Inuyasha flinched. Everyone else in the room’s eyes twitched. He composed him self and replied in a calm voice, “I would never do that with someone I consider a sister, nor would I do it in my second mother’s home. I have more respect than that. Besides, I’m more worried about your daughter’s wandering eyes,” he said. Kagome hit him for his response…

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Kagome was lying on her bed in her room. She checked the alarm clock the one from this morning) again. ‘10:30’, it read. She sat up on her bed and stood. Kagome gathered her bathing supplies and headed to the bathroom (clothes and towel). ‘He must be finished by now.’ She neared the bathroom and turned the knob. She opened the door and froze. Standing in front of her, was a half-naked Inuyasha towel drying his hair. She hurried to compose herself before he saw her. He looked at her, smirked, and moved to give her the bathroom.

“See anything you like? Talk now,” he said, as he moved past her.

“Idiot!” she whispered/yelled as she entered and closed the door behind her. She leaned against the wall and thought, ‘He works out.’ She smiled and got in the shower.

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The next morning…

“Stupid! C’mon, we’re gonna be late!,” Inuyasha yelled from the bottom of the stairs. Footstep could be heard as she descended. She was wearing the school uniform, (which mandatory, except on the 1st and last days of school) a white button-up shirt with a pleated, green skirt (the same one from b4) and knee-high white socks and black flats. He was wearing a white button-up shirt with long green pants and black Nike.

“I’m coming!”, she yelled.

They got in his red Ferrari Scuderia Spider 16M and left. “You’re gonna drive yourself back, okay?”

“Mm-hmm,” she responded.

He pulled into the school and parked. He got out and walked around to her side to open for her. He opened the door and she reached for his extended hand. She got out and walked with him over to her boyfriend and others. Meanwhile…  

Kouga, Bankotsu, Sango, Miroku, Ayame, and Naraku were standing in front of the school steps.

“She’s coming you guys. Don’t worry,” Kouga reassured for the 10th time.

“Yes, we heard,” Sango replied.

“If her car’s here, how is she gonna get here?,” Miroku asked.

Then, Inuyasha’s reed Ferrari pulled up. “Okay, maybe Inuyasha knows something,” Kouga said to reassure them, but it seemed more for him. They watched him get out, walk around and let someone out. He walked over and approached them.

“She’s safe and sound,” he said to Kouga.

Kouga was going to respond, but he bell chose at that moment to go off. Everyone headed inside and went to went to their homerooms, except Inuyasha and Kagome. Inuyasha pulled Kagome over to the front desk to get their schedules.

“Good morning, Kagome-chan and Inuyasha-chan,” Alice said as she nodded to them, “are you staying today?”

“Hai, we need out schedules,” Inuyasha answered.

“Ok, then,” she said as she searched through her desk, “here you go.”

“Arigatou, Alice-sama,” Kagome said.

They took their schedules and checked them over. They had six of their seven classes together.

Kagome  

1. 8:30-9:12- Rm. 106- French III

2.9:15-9:52- Rm. 504- Chemistry

3.10:00-10:42- Rm. 306-English 11 (H)

4.10:45-11:27- Rm. 305- Comp. Science

5.11:30-12:20- Rm. 401- Algebra II

~LUNCH~

6.12:55-1:42- Rm. 201-Japanese History

7.1:45-2:30- Rm. 304- Art III

Inuyasha

1. 8:30-9:12- Rm. 106- Spanish III

2.9:15-9:52- Rm. 504- Chemistry

3.10:00-10:42- Rm. 306-English 11 (H)

4.10:45-11:27- Rm. 305- Comp. Science.

5.11:30-12:20- Rm. 401- Algebra II

~LUNCH~

6.12:55-1:42-Rm.201-Japanese History.

7.1:45-2:30- Rm. 304- Art III

“We have most of our classes together,” Kagome noted.

“Sadly…,” he said.

~Lunch~

Everyone was at their lunch table. At the head of the table was Kouga, at his right in this order was : Kagome, Inuyasha, Bankotsu, Ayame, Naraku, Sango, and last Miroku. Today’s lunch was tuna casserole.

“Is this “thing” supposed to be red?,” Kagome asked.

“They probably put ketchup in it,” Inuyasha said while poking it with his fork.

“Don’t poke it!,” Kagome yelled at him.

“It’s not going to come alive, Stupid.”

“It doesn’t even look like food,” Sango said, “is it edible?”

Bankotsu shrugged and took a bite. Everyone watched him, waiting for him to choke and die on the floor. He raised hi eyebrows and his eyes went wide.

“It’s not bad. The ketchup gives it flavor,” Bankotsu remarked.

One by one, the males of the table tried the “food”. Miroku was disgusted and pushed it away. The others remained eating their food.

“He’s right,” Kouga said.

“Not half bad,” Naraku said.

Two minutes into eating, Bankotsu stopped. Ayame turned to him with a concerned look on her face.

“What’s wrong?,” she asked.

Bankotsu looked down at his tray and the others looked, too. In his food were acrylic nails and a lock of hair. A squeal from the south of the cafeteria alerted them. A young with long ass nails and weave (it wasn’t hard to tell it was weave) came up to their table. She looked in Bankotsu’s tray.

She gasped. “Omigosh! Thank you! I’ve been looking everywhere for them since this morning when I was making the tuna,,” she said. She took her nails and put them back on her fingers, the tuna working as her glue. She shoved the hair in her bra, “I’ll fix that one later.” She winked when she said this. She started smacking her gum and it fell into his tray and food. She picked it up and stuck it behind her ear. “I have to wash it off,” she explained. “Thanks again!”, she said as she walked away.

Everyone got up and left their trays. They left the cafeteria and headed into the hallway.

“And the bad thing is , I’m still hungry,” Inuyasha said.

“Wanna get something from WacDonalds?”, Kouga asked. Everyone agreed.

~After school~

Everyone was outside the school gate, bumming around. Boring…

Slap.

“Hentai!”, Sango yelled at Miroku.

“My dear, Sango, I was just removing a piece of lint of your skirt, my lovely wall-flower,” he explained with feigned innocence.

“Miroku don’t touch me. I’ve warned you about your lecherous way before,” Sango said.

“It wasn’t what you thought!”

“Miroku you’re the worst liar ever. Then what exactly were you doing and don’t give me that stupid lint excuse, “ Naraku said.

“Quiet, Naraku. Isn’t your sister coming back into town today?,” Miroku asked.

“Yeah, why?”

“Who’s your sister?”, Kagome’s asked.

“She’s Sesshoumaru assistant,” Inuyasha explained.

“Kagome, do you need a ride home?”, Kouga asked.

“No, thanks. My car’s spent the night here,” she answered.

“Well, I’ll see you guys later. My cousin’s coming to town and I have to be there to welcome him,” Inuyasha said.

“Shippou’ coming today?,” Ayame asked. He nodded and left. Kagome headed to her car. With Kouga on her tail. She turned to him when she arrived.

“Just to let you know, so you’re not left out, Inuyasha’s staying at my place because Sesshoumaru kicked him out temporarily,” she explained.

“What did he do?”

“He burned down Sesshoumaru’s bed. Inu no niichan was mad,” she said.

“Inu no niichan?”

“Yeah, Sesshoumaru’s like a big brother to me, both he and Inuyasha are,” she explained, “he doesn’t mind.”

“I can imagine being him for your childhood. I would have killed two by now,” Kouga said.

“Whatever.”

She got into the car and left the parking lot. Bankotsu came over by Kouga. He didn’t acknowledge Bankotsu’s presence.

“I’d watch out if I were you,” Bankotsu said.

“Nani?”

“She’s known him longer. And if I know from experience, the girl most likely chooses the guy she’s known longer and has a deeper connection with.”

“She said he’s like an older brother,” Kouga defended.

Sure, now he is. Give it a while, and you’ll see. A piece of advice? Don’t let them have too much time alone,” he said as he walked away.

Kouga dismissed what Bankotsu was saying. He trusted Kagome more than enough. And Inuyasha was best friend; he wouldn’t do that… right???

-Moi-Moi.