InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How To Change A Playboy 101 ❯ Sho 4 ( Chapter 4 )

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Moi-Moi: I'm upset. I wrote out my chapters, but I get lazy when it's time to type `em up. Oh, well… I recently watched an episode of Pok*mon. It was one of the first episodes and I have to say… I was very pleased. There's nothing like going back to the basics… I enjoyed the old episode more than the crap they have out now. When Ash went through puberty, I was upset. Then Misty was kicked off…I just stopped watching. The only people who didn't really change were Team Rocket. They've gone through three different girls on that show… Misty is the best! I always thought she and Ash were gonna end up together… Gotta catch `em all!! POK*MON!!!

 

(This chappie is rated T for teen for its coarse language)

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“It's him again,” Kagome said putting Inuyasha's phone down again.

 

“How many time's is that now?” he asked her.

 

“Around five.”

 

They were driving to the airport at a fast pace. It was now 3:55 and Sesshoumaru was really pissed. Hopefully, Sesshoumaru wouldn't find out about him skipping school…

 

“Drive faster! I wanna see my Inu no niichan!”

 

“Don't rush me, Stupid.”

 

“Then drive faster,” she said, simply.

 

“You can get out and walk.”

 

“I know I can. Now, drive.”

 

“You-”, his phone indicating he got a text cut him off.

 

“It's him.”

 

“I didn't know he texted. Would you mind?”

 

She picked up the phone and checked it. The text read:

“Since you refuse to answer your phone, and I need to know where you are… WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU! I gave you a simple task and you had to fuck it all up! Get your ass over here now! Your Loving Brother, Sesshoumaru.”

 

Kagome read the text over again. She looked at Inuyasha. He was still focusing on missing the cars when he swerved. She should tell him what the text said, but she wanted to stare at him a little longer…just to see how long it would take him to get pissed.

 

“What he say?” he asked, a little upset that she was just staring and not saying anything.

 

She stares…

 

“Stupid?”

 

More staring…

 

“So you're not going to say anything?”

 

“He said he wants to know where you are,” she replied.

 

“Okay… now what did he really say?”

 

“Since you refuse to answer your phone, and I need to know where you are… WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU! I gave you a simple task and you had to fuck it all up! Get your ass over here now! Your Loving Brother, Sesshoumaru.”

 

“Okay… send this back exactly as I say it: Loving brother my ass. Fuck off. I'm on my way. I had to stay after school. Your Pain-In-The-Ass Brother, Inuyasha the Great.”

 

“'The Great'?” she questioned.

 

“Yes, The Great. Just send it.”

 

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Sesshoumaru sat in his seat with his countenance livid. The blonde next to him wouldn't shut up! She kept going on about some friend of hers that hated blueberries… Oh, Kami! Now he was actually listening! Where was his incompetent brother? And the text he got did nothing to help his nerves. He got out his phone again. He pressed the send button and waited. The blonde had the nerve to try to see who he texted. His phone vibrated in his pocket. He opened the text message. It read:

“Okay, u got me…i didn't go 2 skool 2day. Gess dat makes u mre pissd den, huh? Oh, well… u're nt evn concerned if I died in a crash frm textin u… jerk.”

 

The blonde-Porsche was her name? - was still trying to be nosy. Her name was Porsche, but it is pronounced Por-sha…'Dumb blonde'… her name is spelled P-o-r-s-h-e not P-o-r-t-i-a… would I hurt her feelings if I walked away without saying bye? It doesn't make a difference…she would follow me anyways', he thought.

 

“So… who texted you just now?”

 

“You know what? It's been…fun…but, um, you're annoying and I don't like you.”

 

“If you find me annoying, why don't you leave?”

 

“Because if I do you'll probably follow me.”

 

“You're probably right.”

 

“Why are you here?”, he asked her.

 

“Because. This may sound weird, but may I see your hand?”, she requested.

 

“Why?”, he asked, narrowing his eyes suspiciously.

 

“Ugh. May I? Please. It's important,” she said holding out her hand. He hesitated. She looked into his eyes with an are-you-kidding-me look. The mysterious blonde reached out and took his hand. She closed her eyes in meditation.

 

“What are you-”

 

“Shhh…” he held his hands in place and waited. Two minutes…three…fo-…

 

“Well!” she said as she immediately let go of his hands and stared at him. “You. You should look out for surprises some good, some bad. The bad ones you have to make them good for you. But other than that, your future is pretty good. I knew I would like yours!”

 

“What?”

 

“Well, I have special powers. I can see the future. It's as if I have ESPN or something. I'm right 99.8% of the time. It can be a pain, though. I'm like Alice from Twilight.”

 

“You can what, now?”

 

“Your brother is gonna be here in about 2 minutes. You should pack up,” she said turning to leave,” oh! I almost forgot. If you need any more predictions here's my card,” she said producing a small rectangle from her back pocket.

 

“Wait. How do you-”

 

“Sesshoumaru!”

 

He turned at the sound of his name. It was his incompetent brother. He turned back around to look for Porsche, but she wasn't there.

 

“Well, Fluffy? Are you going to just stand there or are we going to get your luggage?”

 

“Already done, otouto. Let's go home. I'm freaked out, pissed, and all I want to do is go to bed and sleep.” Inuyasha hesitated. Sesshoumaru turned to him and raised an eyebrow in question. Inuyasha shook it off and lead the way to the car. The car came all too fast. Kagome saw them coming and ran up to meet them.

 

“Inu no niichan!,” Kagome shrieked as she hugged Sesshoumaru's torso. Sesshoumaru wasn't shocked. He wasn't mad, happy, or confused. He turned to Inuyasha. His otouto ignored him and out the bags in the trunk.

 

“Yeah, okay” he said as he pushed her off his person, gently, “I have had a along day and I mean long.some kid kept kicking my chair on the plane, some blonde tells me she has ESPN, and now this. What are you trying to do to me? It was bad enough when you two were kids. Now, I have to deal with more of it? No! this is not what I need right now!”

 

They just stared and blinked at him.

 

“Are you quite done?”, Kagome asked.

 

“Geez, Sessh-mu. Take a pill. The last thing I need is you having a mental breakdown in an airport,” Inuyasha said. Kagome giggled at his words.

 

“I see you still love making your little girlfriend giggle,” Sesshoumaru said with narrowed ayes.

 

“She's still not my girlfriend,” Inuyasha said losing his joking expression at once. (A/N: ouch…)

 

“Ouch, did I hit a sore spot? I'm sorry, otouto. Hugs?” he said reaching out his arms in a friendly manner.

 

“Well, then! We should probably be going!”, Kagome said breaking the tension between the two brothers.

 

They entered the car with Sesshoumaru driving and Inuyasha and Kagome in the back seat (no sexual reverence whatsoever…). Inuyasha was staring out the window pouting. Sesshoumaru was oblivious to the display or just ignoring it. Kagome sighed, `Do these two ever get along?', she thought.

 

“So Imouto, what brings you back into our lives?”, Sesshoumaru asked.

 

“Oh, you know…”, the let the sentence hang in the air.

 

“No…I don't that's why I asked you.”

 

“She goes to Hoseki.”

 

“Okay. That's good At least I know you went to school for at least 5 minutes.”

 

“Why are you two living together?”

 

“Inuyasha wanted to move in with me and he never moved back,” Sesshoumaru said stressing the last part.

 

“Oh. Are you going to school on Monday?”, Kagome asked Inuyasha.

 

“Maybe,” he answered nonchalantly.

 

“He's going.” Sesshoumaru answered for him.

 

“Great!”

She reached in his pocket and pulled out his phone. He watched as she pulled out her and gave it to him. With a quick murmur of “put your number in” she was back to work on his phone. He looked at her Iphone with a pink case and laughed to him…she still liked pink. He entered his number and gave her back her phone. She returned his.

 

“You have a missed call and a text, Stupid.”

 

She checked her phone. It was Kouga. The text said:

“where r u??? ur parnts r worried bout u!…so am I… ”

She texted back:

“Im fine. Jus hangin wid a frend…:P”

 

She put her phone back in her pocket. Not a minute later, she got a reply:

“u skipd 2 hang wid a frend an nt me?? :'( wich frend?”

 

She replied:

“ill tell u 2marrow…inuyasha says hi… :P”

 

He texted her back again, but she didn't read it. Her ring tone went off and the car was filled with “Sugar” by Flo Rida. Inuyasha looked at her. Kagome nodded her head to the beat and mouthed the words.

 

“You're not going to answer that?”

 

“Nope”

 

“Why not?”

 

“Because it's Kouga,” she replied, politely.

 

“Our cousin?”, Sesshoumaru asked from the driver's seat.

 

“Hai. She's dating him.”

 

“Dating the cousin of your best friend? I like that idea. I could make a movie out of that,” Sesshoumaru said.

 

“Will I get a part in the movie?”, Kagome asked.

 

“We'll see.”

 

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