InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Human Realm ❯ Attachment ( Chapter 2 )

Authors Note: Here's another little chunk. And besides the characters this one is completely original.

 

Summary: A demon trapped in the human realm is stuck fitting into the human standards, though you'll notice he's not complaining too much.

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I awake to the sun hitting my eyes, and that was really starting to piss me off. Bitch should have closed the damn blinds. Fuckin knows I sleep in on Sunday.

 

It's been nearly a year since the fuckin night, and most mornings I don't feel like wringing the bitch's neck, today being an exception. `The Bitch' as I affectionately call her, has kept my attentions for quite some time. I'm somewhat shocked, this shit's never happened before and I have been around long enough to know when to stick around.

 

Regardless, I still think about slicing her open constantly…usually just ends in a violent fuck though. I've almost forgotten what the kill even feels like.

 

Fuck, I even talk to my brother now…what the fuckedy fuck happened to me. Could be the sex…I don't think I've ever had this much fucking in my entire life as I do with my bitch. It's good shit too! I'll give the bitch credit, she's got some good fucking stamina, pun intended.

 

Even just thinking about it, my morning wood comes back, and I know just how to take care of it, or better yet who to take care of it for me.

 

Bitch should be around here somewhere, but I really don't want to fucking get up. Fuck! Floors god damn fucking cold, the bitch is going to get it. Where'd the bitch move my damn slippers to, they should be by the god damn bed…evil conniving thing probably took them on purpose.

 

Still probably pissed about that balcony screw, but god it was good, she went at least four times alone on that ride. Mmmm…where the fuck is she! She won't be able to walk straight after this.

 

I've got a long fucking week after today, and she's ruined my last day off. I'm thinking the floor's as far as I'm going to get this time, better than she deserves, over the fuckin table is what she deserves.

 

I've been way to kind to my bitch, last three nights it's been on the bed, I'm fuckin taking her on the balcony again, from now fucking on actually. Bitch would probably just enjoy it, can't say the feeling isn't mutual. Bitch has turned me into a major voyeur.

 

“God damnit, where the fuck are you?” She's fuckin dead, nobody fucking ignores me!

 

I leave the room after checking the bathroom, stalking my prey. I'm cutting the bitch open this time. I'm gonna slice her fucking head off.

 

I smell something in the kitchen and look around. Pan in the sink, but nothing else. “Where the fuck are you bitch!”

 

“Over here, and watch your language.” comes out of the dining room.

 

That's definitely my bitch. I guess the table will have to work. I hope I don't break it this time, shopping with the bitch is a pain in the ass.

 

There she is, sitting at the table in that fucking hot nighty, eating. I have her on her back moaning 30 seconds later. 2 hours later we're eating cold eggs, neither of use mind the eggs temperature, and I feel much better. Can't say the bitch hasn't helped my stamina.

 

“Where are my slippers, bitch?” She just frowns for a second then says, “Inuyasha, don't call me that!” She seems genuinely pissed. I ignore it. My slippers are much more important, and now that the afterglow is completely gone I want them now!

 

“Slippers! Now!” She doesn't respond and actually has the fuckin nerve to roll her eyes at me. “Why would I have your slippers? Better yet where did YOU leave them last?” I think I may actually kill her, god damnit. Smart ass mouth of hers could be busy doing other things, but nooo…bitch wants to test my patients.

 

I decide to try another tactic, I approach her with my fangs bared and claws out. That shit would scare any human! “Where did you put my shoes!” rolling her eyes she starts to walk away, headed to what I assume is our room. I can't really tell with all this red in my vision.

 

I can't say I remember much after that, something about the shower, and bathroom counter. Felt good whatever it was. I'm actually pretty sure I'm face down in bed to, though for once I don't think alcohol was involved. “Shit.” I'm sore.

 

I turn over onto my back, “fuck” that hurts. I see a naked form, obviously Kagome, haven't had any other bitch since her. That's fuckin weird though; the bitch is always awake before me. I decide to leave her alone and go take a piss, forgot to this morning.

 

The second I get in there I smell the delicious scent of blood, it's orgasmic. Counter was covered in it. I'm in heaven, and suddenly I have a boner. Shit where's the Bitch when I need her. Probably be fucking queasy just thinking about blood, probably shouldn't let her see it.

 

“Oh, Shit” is all I can think when I finally realize whose blood this had to be. “Fuck, Kagome!” I run back into the room and look down onto the bed. But before I look at Kagome to see if she's alright, I see my slippers peeking out from under the bed.

 

“Now I fucking find them!”

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