InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Human Realm ❯ Talking? ( Chapter 5 )

Authors Note: Almost finished and I do appreciate all the strong approval I'm getting for the story, it did go way longer than I thought it would, but I can say that I enjoyed the direction.

Summary: A demon trapped in the human realm is stuck fitting into the human standards, though you'll notice he's not complaining too much.

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“Well a good start may be something called groveling. It's seems to work well for all males involved with females. Women tend to enjoy knowing they have the advantage” This didn't sound good, I may just throw myself off a building. Fuck! Death would at least be quicker and less painful than facing the bitch.

“God damn bitch'll kill me!” My brother doesn't respond, ass is probably enjoying this. Just cause I work for the ass doesn't mean I'm gonna take this, asshole deserves a bloody lip. “She'll most likely disregard your idiotics if you simply inform her. With a demons virility she should be proud to belong to anything besides a human. And you spoke of her hope of reproducing, demons are extremely fertile. I foresee no problems, should you tell her yourself.”

He just sits back down, and I'm floored the bastard can actually be useful. Without even thinking about it I stand and head to my office in a complete daze. What if he's right? Bitch should be happy I want her, and our pups would be strong, with my physical strength and her emotional strength, damn things would be perfect….and I wouldn't mind having a hundred of them, it's not like I don't have the time or inclination.

Demons can't reproduce with anyone but their mate, everything before that is just like shooting blanks. Bitch was pissed about that after I told her, maybe she'll be happy now. She was starting to get depressed anyway about the whole pup issue, I noticed, which means it had to be getting bad. Usually I just ignore the bitch, but she's so fucking tempting, especially lately, fuck!

I'm just deluding myself; I doubt the bitch would even understand. Fuck! I make it to my office and pass my secretary on the way in. The bitch and her are the best of god damn friends; both are a pain in my ass. Always talking and giggling about random shit, what the fuck is wrong with girls anyway. Even bastards bitch is a giggling fool. Girls are fucking crazy!

“Shit!” I sit down behind my desk on the new rolling office chair, picked out, by me. I'm gonna have to tell the bitch soon. Maybe I should just ware her out first that usually works. “Ya!” That's what I'll do, hell she should be satisfied with me, even excited damn it! Hell, I'll tell her right after work. The phone rings and I really consider ignoring it. “Fuck!” I pick it up. “Taisho Takahashi Incorporated.” “Inuyasha! How the hell am I supposed to cover this up!”

“What are you talking about bitch?” She makes a frustrated squeak sound; fucking hurt my god damn ears. “Language! Dang it Inuyasha this hicky is huge! I can't go to work like this and nothing seems to want to cover it up. My make-up just keeps coming off!” I hesitate to tell her that the mark won't be covered up, and even after it heals all the way it likes to be shown. The more possessive the demon the more the mark will fight to be visible.

I don't understand why she works at all anyway, runts are fucking annoying and the bitch deals with them in bulk. I can't fucking understand why she wants to teach forty little brats. They're retards anyway, especially that one brat. None of those runts could ever hope to stand up to a demon pup, even from infancy they are smart enough to know when to shut up, and to pay attention.

I make plenty of money, enough to take care of both the bitch and myself; don't know why she needs to be so god damn independent. Well shit, how to respond without being left high and dry. Fuck! “How bad is it? Can't be that fucking bad, and you don't have to fucking work anyway. You know that!”

She didn't seem to take this well if the screech from the other side of the phone was any indication. “Darn it Inuyasha! I think I deserve the right to have children, even if it's not with you!” What the fuck is she say! She better not be thinking about leaving me for some pond scum human! “What did you just say!” I'm lucky I got that much out, I'm seeing red again, and the bitch bent over my desk.

“You heard me Inuyasha, I can't have any children, and so taking care of someone else's is going to have to do, isn't it! Don't you care about anyone but yourself Inuyasha!” I actually stop the red from seeping into my vision, though the fight is difficult, I really wish the bitch was in front of me right now. I know if I do anything even close to demonic the bastard would feel the need to come visit, and seeing him once in one day was already too much.

“Kagome, I think we are going to have to talk about this later. Are you going to be free tonight?” I hate sounding like a bitch, but I'm stuck with her, I might as well make it work. If she wants pups I'll give her pups! Shit we can start working on those tonight, hell I could have already pupped her, it usually takes a couple days to start smelling pupped and after this morning you never know.

“I'll be free tonight, Sango and Miroku are taking a night to themselves, and Rin is too tired now to do much anymore. So whatever we need to discuss will be fine to talk about tonight.” I still feel like a bitch after her reply but it makes me feel better to know she'll be cooperative. I really could go for some action tonight, and if she wants pups that should be easy to come by from now on.

I feel pussy whipped but I've never gotten bored with her yet and I plan to keep things interesting enough for this to work for a long while. Shit! I even sound like a bitch in my head…Oh well. “I should get back to work; I'll see you tonight, okay bitch?” “I really wish you'd stop calling me that! I'll see you tonight.”

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