InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Humor House ❯ dancers ( Chapter 5 )

*****Chapter 5- Dancers******

She sat on her knees and stared. Her favorite and only bed was wrecked. Kagome was so frustrated right know she could cry. Instead of crying she screamed and started pulling at her hair. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" now they new they were in big trouble. "I tell you to stay put and what do I come home to? … A bunch of crazy animals!"

Sango and Shippo looked at Kagome, "Are you ok?" asked Sango gently. Kagome turned her head and looked at her annoyed, "Would you be, if your bed was broken in half?" Kagome couldn't look at them any longer, "I'm going out side to get some fresh air!" she screamed as she ran down the stairs and out the door, running over the pile of Inuyasha and Miroku, knocking the wind out of both of them.

Just before Kagome went out side she yelled, "Stay in the living room and watch TV!" She then sighed and went out side to blow off some steam. Sango and Shippo came down the stairs and saw the disgruntled pair. "Let's follow Kagome's orders and not make her anymore frustrated." Inuyasha suggested. Everyone looked at him and looked at him with their mouth agape. "What's the matter?" he asked. "You've never used such a big vocabulary before." Miroku stated, which earned the monk a huge bump on his head. Inuyasha got up and walked over to the couch and sat down, followed by the others.

"Turn on little box thingy!" he yelled at the TV. It wouldn't turn on and Inuyasha was getting mad, really mad at it. He was about to punch it and make it turn on, but Sango saved the TV, and turned it on from the remote how Kagome had showed her.

Grandpa then came in and took the remote from Sango and pushed some buttons on it and saw a different picture on it. Wait what was that on the TV? A bunch of girls dancing and they were NAKED!!!!! The song they were listening to was the `Thong Song.'

Once Miroku saw it he was on the screen and looking at the women, and looking at their naked parts and started to laugh scarily. Grandpa laughed at him, "You like tat too huh." he stated. "Ho do they get in there? Can we go in too? Can we touch them?" Miroku asked excited. Just then a refreshed Kagome came in. She looked up at the TV, "Ack! Who turned that channel on?" asked Kagome. Everyone pointed a Grandpa accusingly. At least Sango was covering Shippo's eyes from the screen, Jeeeeezzz.

"Grandpa," Kagome said in a low voice and gradually got louder, "I thought I told you to delete that channel!" Grandpa was starting to walk away slowly, with the remote in hand.(Remote deletes the channel) "Get back here now!" she yelled, while chasing him, like a wild goose chase.. She finally got fed up with him and took off her shoe and threw it at him, knocking him out cold. Kagome brushed off her hands and went back to the group, "Well he's out cold." She stated. "Miroku, stop hugging the TV." she said and turned it off, Miroku hollered in horror. " You killed them! Turn the naked women back on!" Miroku yelled at Kagome. She stared him down and then he stopped.

Souta then came up to Miroku and said, "You're the one that likes the demon slayer, right?" "Yes!" Miroku said quickly. "Well, all you need to do is get her to dance for you and there you go!" Souta was sent flying to Tim Buck Two by Kagome and Sango's hand.Ok, know that that's over, Kagome could get ready to take them out to eat. She had wanted her mom to cook for them, but she disappeared some where.