InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Humor House ❯ Eating Tragedy ( Chapter 6 )

****Chapter 6- Eating Tragedy *****

All right know for some clothes for all of them. Ok, Sango could use some of her clothes; and Shippo could use Souta's clothes. The thing she was worried about was Inuyasha and Miroku. They would have to wear some of her cousins clothes, the thing is that the only clothes he had there were punk clothes. I don't know how the guys are going to like that at all. To bad, that's all she had and they were going to live with it! "Ok people, we're going out to eat for dinner. The catch is that you have to wear different clothes, from my time that is." Kagome sighed regretfully. `At least Inuyasha would like the parachute pants he was going to wear.' After al he wore baggy pants all the time in the feudal era. Then as for Sango she would be wearing my extra school uniform. We'll have to keep Miroku a good 100-ft from her so he doesn't try anything, and then get smacked.

"Ok, listen up, People!" Kagome said, "We are going to go out to eat to Mr. Gatties." The only one who was excited was Souta. After all the gang never knew about "Out to eat centers" (Quote from my 5 year old brother) "Ok, here you need these clothes, to actually look normal in this era." She looked at them nervously and then continued, "So, I'll get your clothes and will be back down in a minute." She sai as she raced up the stairs. Then she realized something do they wear underwear? OH, no! I'm not going to ask them that! If I did then I would have to explain it to them, and I don't feel like doing that.

Kagome came down the stairs with a bundle of clothes in her arms. "Miroku, Inuyasha, and Shippo will go with Souta to get changed in his bedroom, and Sango and I will be in my bedroom. Oh, and Souta make sure you lock your door, I don't want anymore accidents happening." Nobody budged. "Do I have to drag you up the stairs?" she questioned them. The guys hurried up the stairs and into Souta's room and locked the door like Kagome said to. Kagome looked at Sango and led her up the stairs and into her bedroom to get changed.

The girls were finished first, Sango in the same uniform as Kagome. They walked out the room and toward the guys' room to see if they were done. Obviously they weren't. When they got close to the door they heard "Miroku put it on!" Inuyasha yelled. "No! I look ugly in these clothes!" then came a crash, smash, smother, rustle and then complete silence. The girls backed away slowly then asked, "Are ya'll ok in there?" "Yah! But Miroku doesn't like his clothes, though." Inuyasha said opening the door. Sango took one look at him, became extremely shy and ran back into Kagomes' room. Kagome looked at them and gasped `they look great in those clothes!' "WOW! Ya'll look great in those clothes, if I do say so myself." She complemented. "Just wait down stairs, I have to go get Sango." She ran off in the direction of her room.

"Sango come on! Inuyasha and I will make sure Miroku doesn't do anything to you." Kagome pleaded. "That's just the point! Both Inuyasha and Miroku will see me in a very short skirt!" she argued.

-30 min later after much pleading-

"I'm hungry. Let's go yell at them to hurry up and go!" Inuyasha whined. "Hmm, I wonder what Sango is wearing. I want to go check her- I mean uh check out her outfit." Miroku caught himself before he was knocked in the head. All 3 men (Shippo people gotta remember him, n.n) walked half way up, but stopped when Kagome came out of her room, exhausted. "Gentlemen, may I present to you, Sango" Kagome said putting her arms out like Vanna White. Inuyasha and Miroku put their attention on the door waiting for Sango to come out. When she did, she came out very slowly, Kagome was smiling, Miroku was drooling (A/N bad Miroku, Bad)and Inuyasha was gaping at her. Sango looked at them "You try anything Miroku, your dead meat, meat which I shall be eating." Sango glared at them, and Inuyasha stopped gaping, but unfortunately Miroku didn't stop drooling, so he went swimming again. He came back and got new clothes on and they proceeded down the stairs. When they got down stairs Shippo jumped in her arms and hugged her. "WOW Kagome! You and Sango look alike!" He said smiling and laughing for some unknown reason. He jumped from Kagome's arms and ran into the kitchen.

"We are going to be walking to Mr. Gatties, instead of going by car," she stopped and yelled at Shippo in the direction of the kitchen, "Shippo do you have your shoes on?" There was no answer, she called again, "Shippo …Shippo…." Kagome was getting a bad feeling from this, were could Shippo had gone? Then the reply finally came, "I'm in ……..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT! (Electrocuting sounds)" Is all that came from the kitchen followed by a scream from Shippo in pain.