InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ I'm not touching you! ❯ I'm not touching you! ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi Owns Inuyasha; therefore, I do not.

 

Originally, this was a half-assed vignette & I almost scrapped it because it's, well… kinda moronic, even for me. But, I needed a break from the one-shot I'm working on. It got a little out of control and I have to find a way to reign it back in. I tell ya, it's the short attention span thing. Gets me every time.

 

You remember that idiotic game we used to play when we were kids, where you'd stick your finger a millimeter from your best friend's temple and sing out, “I'm not touching you”, just to piss `em off? Adults do it too. Here's the adult version. Results may vary. Don't come cryin' to me if you get bitch-slapped.

 

 

I'm not touching you!

 

It all began as an irritating little game Kagome played to pull him out of his sulking stupors. Despite how annoying it was, it always worked. After pretending to be angry for an acceptable period of time, Inuyasha would eventually crack a smile and bat her finger out of his peripheral vision.

 

“I'm not touching you!” rang out, as that sexy little finger invaded his personal space. But this time, what Kagome had misinterpreted as one of his brood fests, in actuality, was concentration on his part. The love sick hanyou was racking his brain, trying to devise the perfect plot to seduce the miko, whose breasts were currently positioned mere inches from his arm. He could feel the beginnings of a proximity hard-on stirring, and his chronic lazulichromatesticulitis kicking up.

 

One thing he'd learned about Kagome in his years of traveling with her was that, when it came to teasing, she could dish it out, but she sure as hell couldn't take it. Perhaps he could work this to his advantage.

 

In a heartbeat, he was poised one tiny little millimeter away from her, his lips a hair's breadth from hers.

 

“I'm not touching you.” Inuyasha's sultry whisper forced a warm gust of breath across Kagome's skin. Predictably, she froze. If her eyes got any wider, one would think they were drawn on by some anime artist who had the perpetual shock expression down pat.

 

Inuyasha decided to tease just a little more, before it backfired on him and he ended up humping her leg like a hornball dog. His hands came up and skimmed the air just close enough to feel the warmth of her skin and the radiance of her aura. Tilting his head ever so slightly, Inuyasha followed a heated air current's path to her ear and whispered again. “I'm not touching you.”

 

Suddenly, he found himself tackled and ravaged by an aggressively horny miko. He laughed between her smothering kisses. “Wow, if I'd have known it would have worked, I would have done that years ago.”

 

“Yeah, well I'm touching you, so shut the hell up.”

 

He was too busy laughing to notice the ties to his clothing coming open, until her tongue found his nipple, that is. Kagome attacked his chest with her lips and tongue, while Inuyasha lay there helplessly panting and groaning.

 

“Gods, I love you, you pushy little broad.”

 

She giggled into his sternum. “I love you too, you grouchy, potty-mouthed, pain in the keister.”

 

The enigmatic little smile that blossomed on her normally cherubic face gave him pause. She was plotting something, he just knew it.

 

“Hey, Inuyasha?” Yep, the taunting tone of her voice confirmed it; she was definitely up to something.

 

“Y… yes, Ka… Kagome?” Kagome found his sudden nervousness endearing. When her hand closed around his poor, attention starved erection, he yelped and shuddered. His reaction was better than she could have imagined.

 

“I'm touching you.” Kagome whispered into his ear and gave the edge a little nuzzle, as her hand slowly caressed his aching flesh. Inuyasha wasn't sure how he went from seducer to seducee, but he decided to roll with it. Besides, what she was doing to him felt fucking incredible.

 

She repeated her little taunt, as she went about completely disrobing him. With each new little touch, lick or kiss, she would tease; “I'm touching you.”

 

A gobbledygook chorus of growls, whines, groans and `oh fuck's, was accompanied by the occasional; “touch me Kagome!” Kagome was more than happy to oblige.

 

As far as they were both concerned, it had taken too damn long for them to reach this point in their relationship. Four years of blood, longing, regret and tears had come to a head with a stupid little game. If this was the zenith of their long, hard journey, then it was worth it.

 

When it seemed Inuyasha's pleas were getting more desperate, and he finally figured out that he was allowed to touch her in return, Kagome's clothes went flying. She never did find that killer balconet bra that she spent ¥9,870 on. Oh well, small price to pay for a wild ride on the hanyou express.

 

Finally, there was nothing between them but skin. As often as they both had fantasized about this, the reality of the feeling was shocking. Their first time feeling nothing but each other; no complications, no pain, no hesitance; just exhilaration in the form of heat, radiating from their racing hearts, to tingle in their chests and spread south, to where they would merge into a single being.

 

That moment came, as Kagome lowered her body to his and slowly accepted him in a way she would never accept another. This realization was not lost on Inuyasha, and it rocked him to the very core of his soul. After a pause in her descent, and a final quick plunge of her hips, the impasse was demolished. Every barrier that ever existed between them came down, both physical and emotional. The joyful freedom this brought reflected in their kisses and caresses.

 

A minute or two was all it took for each to become accustomed to being a part of their loved one. Motion soon followed as Kagome's body slipped against his, rocking in an innate, but unpracticed rhythm. It didn't take long to learn and adapt to each other's movements.

 

Inuyasha's hips bucked recklessly, desperate to go deeper, harder, faster, to literally become one with her. With a growl, he locked his arms around her, sat up, and was on top of her in one swift move; so quick that Kagome had to fight off that floaty, dip-in-the-road at sixty miles per hour sensation.

 

She could feel that he was lost in his passion, so she didn't worry about the devouring nature of his kiss, or the fact that he was growling into it, or that his thrusts were so powerful that she just knew she would be sore as a three dollar hooker on a three thousand dollar night. If anything, it just turned her on more. He was wild, uninhibited and absolutely beautiful at the moment.

 

Kagome lifted her legs and rested her calves on his rear, allowing him to go even deeper. And that's all it took. When she cried out his name and clenched around him, his entire body tensed into one final long, deep push that hit that elusive female trigger inside, thus drawing a second orgasm from her. The squeezing drove him to the brink of insanity and he inadvertently shouted in her ear. She was too far gone to care.

 

Once they were lucid, Inuyasha reared up on his hands to smile down at her. “Hey, Kagome?”

 

“Hmm?” She grinned back at him.

 

He rocked his hips a little. “Want me to touch you again?”

 

In the centuries to come, they would spend their anniversaries playing `I'm touching you,' with fond memories, followed by hot, sweaty sex. Who needs flowers and chocolate, when you got a panting, naked hanyou with an outrageous sex drive, adorable ears, a gifted tongue and a phallus that would intimidate even the most jaded of porn stars?

 

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If you're gonna try to look up lazulichromatesticulitis, don't bother. It's a totally made up, bullshit Come Hitherism. It doesn't exist, and is my complex and technical term for chronic blue balls. So no worries gents, you're not going to contract any new testicular afflictions; none that I'll be responsible for, anyway.

 

I am quite aware that at one point I used the Japanese Yen (¥), and later used the dollar. But damn, the whole currency conversion thing would have killed the delivery. I looked it up. It's ¥369 / ¥370,003.65 Sheesh

 

After this and the one-shot coming up, I may regroup for a little bit. You see, I'm gonna dig down really deep and try to find out if I have even the remotest modicum of maturity. *Shakes magic eight-ball* “Outlook not so good.”Blast! Oh, who am I kidding? I guess I'll just have to fake it. Then maybe I will present you with something a bit less silly, and perhaps will have a plot. As it is, I'm kinda shticking to myself, so to speak.

 

Sorry I haven't done this in a while, I'm slacking a bit. Special thanks to: SplendentGoddess, Inu Hanyou Nikkie, Sassa, ScifiAmy, Non Written, Nokomarie, Anubis Himura, inuyashaloverr, Ariel Himura, and anyone else who has been kind enough to leave a review in the past. If I screw something up, don't be afraid to tell me. My ego isn't so large that it can't handle constructive criticism, and I hate to leave something messy. See ya soon, kiddie winkies!