InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Internet Connections ❯ Sunshine & Lollipops ( Chapter 3 )

A/N: Greetings Readers and Reviewers!!

I AM SOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

School is here and I'm already working on homework and trying to get this dude to notice me…I just wish it was summer again *bangs her head on desk*

Anyhoo, there are a lot of extremely hot guys and one of `em sits next to me in class….YAY!!!!! He's the one I want to be noticed by ^_^!!

Ahem, anyway….for those who don't know, I am Italian, so I put a bit of my language in the last chapter, and for u non-Italians, I put the translations…

I'll try to update as often as I can, so here is the newest chapter…enjoy mi amici!!

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P.S: mi amici means my friends, for u stupid people reading this P.S message!

***Internet Connections***

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Chapter 3

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Sunshine & Lollipops

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The sun was rising and the birds were chirping. The sky was getting bluer and Rin's smile was getting wider.

She and Sesshoumaru had kissed. It was completely obvious by the glowing and toothy smile displayed on her face as she brushed through her wet black locks. She was indeed fawning over Sesshoumaru. She would think his name and feel a knot in her stomach, goose bumps on her arms and legs and a dorky school girl smile crossing her features. Rin had it bad. Obviously.

Rin put down her hair brush and brushed her hair over her shoulder with the back of her hand. She applied some mascara and some pink lip gloss and slung her pink "Homeboy" purse over her shoulder.

She walked outside with her keys in her hand; she locked her door and headed down the hall to Kagome's room.

She needed to tell someone or her head was going to explode pink and red confetti.

She fumbled with her keys - to get the one Kagome had given her for her room - and she opened the door and stepped inside, bringing Kagome's mail in with her.

"Hey, Kaggy!! Guess who?" Rin chortled as she clip-clopped her way into Kagome's kitchen with her Prada high heels.

"Kaggy?" Rin said dropping her purse and newspaper on the table and walked down the hallway and peered inside Kagome's ajar door.

"Kagome?"

Rin walked through Kagome's room and saw that the bed was neatly made, the bathroom was mess-free and the balcony window was open, letting in the perfect breeze that accented the July weather.

"What a clean-freak," Rin said as she fingered Kagome's throw pillow.

"Yes, Grandmother. Ok. No, I don't have a girlfriend. What? No I haven't slept with a hooker. Yes, I'm wearing clean underwear. No, I'm not smoking pot. No, I've never met Orlando Bloom. What? WHAT!?! I'm not gay! Yes, Grandmother, I'm quite sure. Ok, well I'll come by later. No, I don't have a dog. And…what? Of all the…no, the world is not going to explode tomorrow. Ok, nice talking to you too, Grandmother. Ok. Bye now."

Rin walked out on the balcony and leaned over the edge and peered across into the next balcony and saw Houjou sitting in a pair of grey shorts with a white Nike t-shirt, cell phone lying in his lap and a hand scratching the opposing side of his head.

"Talking to your Grandma there, Houjou?"

Houjou jumped when he heard Rin suddenly say something. "Oh, hi, Rin."

Rin smiled, "Hi. Haven't seen you since high school. You still like Kagome?"

Houjou blushed and replied, "Yeah, it's been a while. Kagome home?" Rin shrugged, "I was gonna ask you that."

"Sorry, I haven't. Did you hear my conversation?"

Rin smiled, "Yeah….Your Grandmother sounds….nice?"

Houjou stifled a laugh, "Yeah right. She's wonderful, God Bless Her Soul. But she's really odd. Poor woman. Can't hear. Can't read. Can't see. Can't talk properly and doesn't even remember me."

"Really?"

"Yeah. One time she called me and asked me for a pizza delivery. And when I said it was her grandson, she said she didn't want anchovies."

Rin burst out in laughter. "That's hilarious. Anyway, I gotta continue my hunt for Kagome. It was nice seeing you."

"Yeah, you too."

Rin retreated back into Kagome's room and walked down the hallway. And she gave a light scream when she heard a groaning moaning sound coming from the Living Room beside her.

Rin held a hand clasped to her heart and was taking deep breathes.

The groan and moan was coming from a figure that was lying on the ground with three bags of chips in their arms. Another person was lying half on, half off the couch with a bag of Hot and Spicy Doritos lying beside her hand.

"Sango!?! Kagome!?!"

"Uggggggh, don't talk so loud," Sango groaned from the ground.

"Oh, my head," Kagome cried from the couch. "Sango, when I get up, you'll never digest a chip again. WHOA!"

Kagome rolled off the couch with an "Oof," and an "Ow."

Sango snickered at Kagome and staggered upwards. Four bags of chips clutched in her hands. Two in her left, two in her right.

"How many chips did you guys eat?" Rin asked as she gazed at the half eaten bags of chips littering the floor.

"I dunno. Hundreds?" Kagome mumbled from underneath her sleeping bag under the coffee table.

"I'd say millions!" Sango exclaimed waving her hands in the air and taking a staggering step to her left.

"Sango, I think you're drunk!" Rin cried as she began to pick up pillows off the ground and brush the chip crumbs off of them.

"And lovin' it," Sango said reaching into the bag of BBQ chips and shoving some into her mouth.

Rin began to adjust the pillows on the couch and then began to move around to gather up the chip bags that literally covered the floor.

"NO!!! DON'T TOUCH MY CHIPS!!" Sango shouted as she dove and grabbed the two chip bags from Rin.

Sango sat on the floor and nuzzled the chips.

"Dude, they're CHIPS!! Not babies!"

Sango gave Rin an evil glare and began to shove a hand into a bag then into her mouth. Into a different bag then into her mouth.

"Sango, you're gonna get sick."

"But….it's…..worth…..it," Sango said between crunches and gulps.

Rin stepped back disgusted and began to pick up the chip bags on the other side of the room.

"CHIPS!!!" Sango screamed as she stole those bags away from Rin.

"Sango!!!! How can things get clean if you won't stop babying your stupid chips!?! It's not like I'm trying to eat one of them!"

Sango held her chips against her chest. Squeezing them so you could hear the crackling of the paper and crackling of the breaking chips.

"You're smooshing them," Kagome said standing up and fixing her pajamas.

Sango sat down on the couch and began to have some more chips.

"Can I have one?" Rin asked, finding them irresistible. Seeing twenty bags of her favorite chips lying around her.

"Sure," Kagome said.

"WHAT!?!" cried Sango. "ONE OF MY CHIPS!?!"

Rin nodded, "Yeah, just one."

"But…but…they're my chips," Sango whined.

Kagome walked into the kitchen and Rin could smell the coffee.

"Just give her a chip, Sango. It's just one."

"Fine," Sango whined out.

Rin bent down towards a BBQ bag and Sango cried, "Not BBQ!!! They're my favorites!!"

Rin sighed and reached for a bag of Ketchup chips, and Sango cried, "Not Ketchup!! They're my other favorites!!"

Rin groaned and rubbed her hand on the back of her neck and she reached for Salt and Vinegar, and Sango cried, "Not my Salt and Vinegar!!"

"SANGO!!!" Rin cried frustrated. "I thought you said I could have a chip!!"

"But, these are my favorites!" Sango cried.

"They're all your favorites, you idiot!" Rin cried.

"For goodness sake, Sango," Kagome said coming into the Living Room with three cups of coffee on a tray with some Pillsbury biscuits. "Just give her one chip. `Cause there are five bags of each flavor."

Sango looked angrily and Kagome, then sadly at her bag of chips. She then sighed and held out the BBQ bag.

"Farewell," Sango cried.

Rin reached in the bag and shuffled her hand around a bit.

"What're you doing?" Sango asked paranoid. "I just said one."

"I know," Rin replied, "I wanna make sure it's a good one." She continued with her ruffling as Kagome sipped her coffee and set off to cleaning the room up.

Rin continued her shuffle.

"Hurry up," Sango cried nervously. Rin laughed and then took out a giant handful and shoved it in her mouth.

"HEY!!! YOU LIED!!!" Sango threw a pillow at Rin and Rin laughed with her mouthful.

"Ew, Rin. Please remember you are a girl," Kagome said coming back from the kitchen and sipping her coffee.

Rin chuckled and gulped, then licked her fingers, smacked her lips and rubbed her stomach with a sigh.

"Ah! Those were deeeelicious!"

Sango grumbled and stood up, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, dumbass." She stretched and yawned. "There just chips," she said walking down the hall to the bathroom. The door closed and Kagome turned to look at Rin.

"Something's up with her."

Rin nodded and sat down the on the couch while Kagome took a bit of another biscuit.

"Sooo?" Kagome asked.

"So what?" Kagome raised her eyebrows and gave Rin a funny look. "OOOOH!!! My date!!"

Rin suddenly smiled really wide and began explaining the restaurant and Sesshoumaru and then finally the kiss.

"YOU KISSED!?!" Kagome said excitedly.

Rin nodded, "Yeah."

Kagome stood up and gave Rin a hug, the two of them squealing.

"Oh my God!" Kagome said breaking away from Rin. "Is this gonna turn serious?"

Rin shrugged, "I don't know."

Sango walked out of the bathroom with tight fitting jeans and a yellow halter. "What happened?" she asked hand drying her hair.

"I kissed Sesshoumaru."

"Yeah girl!!" Sango cried happily giving Rin a hug. Kagome laughed.

Sango sat down and drank some of the coffee. "Tongue?" she asked looking a Rin.

"Sango!?!" Rin cried embarrassed, a blush on her face.

"What? I can't ask? Besides, a kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue."

"Yeah," Kagome said standing up and bringing the tray into the kitchen, "and this coming from the chick who hasn't had a date since the ninth grade."

"HEY!" Sango said smacking Kagome playfully in the arm. "That's not very nice, Miss. Goody-goody.

Sango sniggered then said, "Can I go on your comp, Kags?"

"Sure, knock yourself out. And please, I meant literally."

Sango got up, "Oh, your sooo funny," and went into Kagome's room.

Rin helped Kagome clean up and then Rin went into better detail of the date, after all, Kagome needed to hear every tiny little detail.

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T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female says: So, at the mall? Really?

A.D.I.D.A.S = All Day I Dream About Sex says: Yes. I want to lay my eyes on your face of glamour and beauty.

T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female says: shove it….sooo, where we gonna meet? u gonna b alone?

A.D.I.D.A.S = All Day I Dream About Sex says: of course, I don't want n e other man to gaze upon ur face, and how bout the food court?

T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female says: don't be a lameass, and sure, food court sounds fine

A.D.I.D.A.S = All Day I Dream About Sex says: What kind of candy do u like?
T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female says: y?

A.D.I.D.A.S = All Day I Dream About Sex says: just cuz…

T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female says: um……I like those Hershey chocolate thing-a-ma-bobs, you know, the hugs and stuff….

A.D.I.D.A.S = All Day I Dream About Sex says: great….! Well, I gotta run, I'll see you tomorrow….check ya later, my sweet angel of glory and sweetness!

T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female: riiiiiiiight……….ok, well, cya!

A.D.I.D.A.S = All Day I Dream About Sex has left the conversation

Sango sighed and shut down the computer. She got up and walked out of Kagome's room, seeing Kagome and Rin watching a movie that was already on satellite.

"Whatcha watching?" Sango asked plopping down on the couch beside Rin.

"Kill Bill, it's kinda crappy."

Kagome nodded, "Like, look! Right there! Look at that! What is that!?! What is that!?!?!" she said pointing to something on the screen.

"When you cut off someone's hand, it doesn't keep moving after it's cut off!!"

"Ok, well calm down," Sango said leaning against the arm of the couch. "Um, hey guys?"

Kagome and Rin looked at Sango, "Yeah?" they asked.

"Um, well, what would you say if I told you that I would be meeting Miroku at the Mall tomorrow?"

"Really?" asked Rin delightedly.

"Are you NUTS!?!" wailed Kagome. "What if he's -"

"An axe murderer?" Sango said with an eyebrow raised, cutting off Kagome.

"I - well, yeah! What if he is?"

"I'm doing the same thing Rin did, going to a place where there's lots a people!"

"But…it's not safe."

"Sure it is. Come on, let's go to the Mall."

"What?" asked Rin turning off the T.V. "again?"

Sango nodded, "I need to prove something to Kagome."

Kagome rested her head on her knees that she drew into her chest. "If we have to," Kagome sighed.

Sango nodded and pulled her hair up into a quick messy ponytail, pulling out some hair in front of her face.

"Come on! Get up!" she said grabbing her sleeping bag and gym bag that were by the front door.

Kagome and Rin got off the couch and Kagome opened the door.

"I have your purse, Sango," Rin said holding up the black and pink stitched purse. Sango nodded her thanks and the girls stood out in the hallway as Kagome lock the door.

"Ready?" Sango asked them. Kagome and Rin nodded.

"Then let's go!"

They headed off down the stairs and towards Sango's car that was parked in the parking lot.

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"For God's sake! Why the hell do I have to come!?!" Inuyasha raged as Miroku held the door open for a woman and her young son.

"Why the hell do I have to come!?!" the young boy mimicked.

"Georgie!" the mother scolded to the young boy.

"I don't wanna come with you so you can get your bitch some candy!"

"Get your bitch some candy!"

"Georgie!!"

"Inuyasha, will you stop swearing?"

"Screw off! I don't realize why I'm even here!"

"Screw off!" the boy repeated.

"Georgie!!!"

"Inuyasha! Stop swearing!"

"NO!!!" he said as he and Miroku walked down the busy mall, that boy and his mother behind them.

"NO!"

"Georgie!!! You stop right this now!!"

Inuyasha turned around and gave the boy and his mother a funny look.

"Who's the broad with the brat?" he whispered to Miroku.

Miroku shrugged, "I dunno. But obviously the boy is mocking you so stop with the language. Besides, the mother's hot."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking pervert."

"Fu -"

"GEORGIE!!!" the mother screamed clasping her hands over the toddler's mouth. "I don't EVER want to hear that language come out of your mouth again!"

"And you," she said pointing a gloved finger in Inuyasha's direction. "You should be ashamed of yourself! You have a filthy tongue and should watch yourself, mister! You should be a role model to young boys! What kind of role model uses such perfuse language?"

"Um…me?"

The mother huffed angrily, grabbed her son by the hand and walked off in the opposite direction of the mall.

"Wow, she's so damn sexy. Especially when she's pissed off."

"Eww," Inuyasha said walking away from Miroku, "She's like, a mom. One of those bad mom's. Damn bitch."

Miroku smiled to himself and led Inuyasha into the candy store, "Sunshine & Lollipops".