InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Ending (Wacky Style) ❯ Deja Vou *hint DisneyLand*, a Bunny Demon, and Christmas?! ( Chapter 6 )

Inuyasha Ending Part 6
Misty, Brock: Wait up Ash!!
Ash: (giant red, continues chasing after demon, who is now half his size)
Giant Demon: (which is now half Ash's size, runs in fear, squealing)
Ash: I'll get you!! You shall PAY!!!
Misty, Brock: Forget the hat, Ash!
Ash: Do you know why that hat's special? (flashback with corny music with a whole bunch of weirdo corny memories with hat, when Ash turned it backwards and pushed it on a swing, and ate lunch with hat--come on!--then when he's reunited with the hat that time Mankey stole it...)
Misty: Ash, it's just a hat.

Ash: (becomes fury-filled, gets bigger) How dare you!
Giant Demon: (now a quarter Ash's size, begins tip-toeing away)
Ahs: You WON'T ESCAPE!!! (runs after demon)
Misty and Brock: (follow)
Giant Demon; (is chased to Naraku's Palace) (ah...so this DOES tie in to the main story...^-^)
Ash:(jumping up and down energetically pointing out in the distance) Look!! Look!!! Brock! Look!! It's DISNEY LAND!! (points at Naraku's Castle)
Brock: (rolls eyes) That's not Disney Land, Ash.
Ash: Close enough!! (grabs Brock's arm, pulling him) Let's go!!!
Ash: (pulls arm from Ash's grasp) No.
Misty: Come on, it might make Ash shut up. Plus they're might be food there... (day dreams about the exact food Jakken day dreamed about)
Brock: Ash might shut up... (day dreams Ash with his mouth closed)
Misty: Besides a princess might be there...plus there are probably servants to wait on us. (day dreams about being waited on)
Brock: A beautiful princess (day dreams about a princess)
Ash: Come on!! (skips ahead, skipping just like Rin) We'll miss Cinderella On Ice!!!
Brock, Ash, Misty: (walk into palace)
Ash: (skips ahead again)
Misty: (wanders off in the same direction Jakken did)
Brock: Cookies? (picks up one) Hmm... (looks over at sprinkles on a dusty shelf, grabs them and blow at the dust) Demon Sprinkles? Guaranteed to turn the eater into a demon. Cool! (sprinkles red sprinkles on cookies, tries one) They don't taste very good, do they? (begins to morph)
Meanwhile...
Kagome: (gasps)
Inuyasha: What?
Kagome: I sense the power of the jewel.
Inuyasha: (motions to Kikyo) Well...obviously.
Kagome: No...there's ANOTHER JEWEL.
Inuyasha: WHAT?!
Kikyo: Fools, stop trying to distract me. (Poses arrow back at Naraku) Now...where was I?
Inuyasha: It's all my fault...if I only killed her sooner...we have to stop her!
Kagome: But how?
Miroku: Err! (struggles to sit up)
Sango: (kneeling near Miroku) No! You need your rest.
Miroku: (in a weak voice) Thank you...for being...so kind... (closes eyes)
Sango: Miroku!! (freezes, face red)
Miroku: (is rubbing Sango's butt)
Sango: (frowns) Errrrrrr... (pounds him on the head)
Shippo: THAT put him to sleep.
Kaede: (nods in agreement)
Kikyo: Now, Naraku, witness the great power of the Shikon Jewel, of KIKYO THE GREAT PRIESTESS! Not even you're body made up of demons, your barrier can stop me now! You were a fool to betray Inuyasha and I! A fool to toy with me!
Naraku: I SAID I was sorry!
Kikyo: Why don't you RUN Naraku? Like the pathetic coward you are...
Naraku: (shaking to scared to move)
Kikyo: You want to go bravely then? Well, alright. (pulls arrow back)
Inuyasha: (speeds over to Naraku and scoops him out of harms way)
Kikyo: Curse you!
Inuyasha: Are you alright?
Naraku: (shaking still) Mmm, hmm...
Kikyo: Move Inuyasha, I still want to bring you down properly, not by my arrow.
Inuyasha: I'd rather be killed by your arrow then dragged down by your filthy hands!
Kikyo: I don't care what you want. (swoops over, inches away from Inuyasha's face, puts out her hand, sending him backward)
Doors: (burst open)
Everyone: (turns to look)
Figure: Is there chicken here?
Kagome: (points) The other jewel!
Inuyasha: What?!
Kagome: That demon has the other sacred jewel.
Kaede: That's impossible, there is no OTHER sacred jewel.
Kikyo: I sense it as well...demon, hand me the other jewel you have, you don't deserve it.
Ash and Misty: (run in)
Misty: (holding out medicine bottle) Brock, I got you the medicine for your stomachache!
Figure (who is a weird, demon looking Brock): Jewel? You mean this? (holds out open velvet box with other Shikon jewel inside)
Kikyo: That is MINE! I am the rightful guardian of the jewel!
Kagome's grandpa: What a greedy one, already has one jewel and wants another.
Kikyo: (glares at Kagome's grandpa) Silence, hair killer!! I'll deal with you in time. Wait your turn. (looks at Brock) Now, the jewel is mine
Ash: Hey! This is OUR jewel, freak!
Misty: Yeah!
Kikyo: Little brats, you can't handle the power of the sacred jewel! Now, give me the jewel demon, or I'll vanquish you. (points arrow at Brock)
Kagome: Don't let her get it!! Keep the jewel away from her.
Brock: Well, duh.
Kikyo: I suppose there's no need to kill you; I don't want to shatter the jewel. I'll simply...take it.
Kagome: No!
Kaede: Careful, demon!
Brock: (struggles to keep a hold on the jewel, which Kikyo is drawing to her, loses grasp of jewel which goes toward Kikyo)
Kikyo: (holds her hands out bringing the jewel toward her)
Brock: Don't!
Inuyasha: Idiot! Don't let her take it! Aren't you a demon? Use your powers!
Brock: I'm not a demon!
Inuyasha: What?
Brock: (grabs jewel)
Kikyo: (struggles to pull it from him, drags Brock with her power with the jewel)
Brock: (let's go)
Kikyo: (laughs evilly) Too easy...suffer for your insolence. (pulls her hands back toward her)
Power: (stops pulling on the jewel and the force effect causes the jewel to go snapping back at Brock, hitting him in the head and causes him to fly backward)
Misty and Ash: Brock! (run over to him)
Brock: (struggles to stand up)
Ash: Uh...Brock, (points at his forehead)
Brock: What?
Misty: (hands him a hand mirror from no where)
Brock: AAAAAAH!!! MY HEAD!!!

Kikyo: No!!!
Kagome: He's absorbing the jewel!
Inuyasha: I thought you said you weren't a demon! Only demons can absorb the jewel!
Miroku: You're not dead are you?
Brock: I don't think I am... (is thoughtful, begins growing bigger from the power of the jewel)
Kagome: He's got to be a demon, look at those rabbit ears!
Inuyasha: Yeah and the jewel's makin' 'em grow bigger...
Brock: (grows more rabbit hair, eyes turn red, nails grow into longer claws)
Inuyasha: Now, kill off Kikyo! You have the power of the sacred jewel!
Brock: (looks in surprise at the aura surrounding him, looks at Misty and Ash)
Misty and Ash: ..................GO BROCK, GO BROCK!!!
Kagome and Inuyasha: GO BROCK, GO BROCK!!
Everyone else: ...
Kagome's Grandpa: GO BROCK, GO BROCK!!
Sango and Miroku: GO BROCK, GO BROCK!!!
Kagome's Mom and Sota: GO BROCK, GO BROCK!!
Naraku: GO BROCK, GO BROCK!!
Almost everyone else: GO BROCK, GO BROCK!!
Kagura: (looks around) Well...Kikyo wants to kill Naraku...GO KIKYO...but this moment is so *sniff*..beautiful I...GO BROCK!! GO BROCK!!! GO BROCK!!!!!!!!!!
Kana: (tied to a pew) GO BROCK!!!
Brock: *sniff* They like me, they really like me....
Kikyo: DIE BROCK!!! (shoots arrow at Brock)
Arrow: (clashes with the power around Brock, the arrow and his power struggle against one and other, arrow finally is redirected into the wall)
Everyone but Kikyo and Brock: WOOOOOOH!!! GO BROCK!!!
Brock: (stunned)
Inuyasha: Here! Take this!! (tosses Tetsusaiga to Brock)
Tetsusaiga: (hurls through air and stabs into the ground, transformed back into it's dull bladed state into the ground)
Brock: (curiously, pulls it out of the ground, it transforms, gets into fighting stance) You're going down, Kikyo.
Inuyasha: (cups hands around mouth) DO YOU SEE WHERE THE SWIRLING AIR COLLIDES?!
Brock: Huh?
Misty: He said, 'do you see where the swirling air collides?'
Brock: (squints) Yeah...I think...does it kind of look like a turkey?
Inuyasha: Exactly! That's it!
Kagome: Really? it looks like a turkey?
Inuyasha: Well, actually, it's more like a chicken.
Brock: TURKEY!
Inuyasha: CHICKEN!
Brock: TURKEY!
Inuyasha: CHICKEN!
Misty and Kagome: SHUT UP!
Inuyasha and Brock: ...
Kikyo: Enough of this nonsense. (shoots a whole bunch of arrows at Brock)
Arrows: (a couple disintegrate right away while a few others fight the power around Brock, a few eventually disintegrate and others are redirected, but two go through the power and come at Brock)
Inuyasha; Hurry!! Use the wind scar!!! Cut where the swirling air collides!!! NOW!!
Brock: Alright! (attempts wind scar)

Brock: Nothing happened.
Kikyo: Fool! And soon my arrows will get to you! (shoots two more arrows)
Arrows: (soon get through Brock's power and hit the other arrows causing them to move faster toward him)
Inuyasha: You have to yell 'wind scar' as you do it, or it won't work, duh.
Brock: What? Who says?
Inuyasha: It's just a thing okay, it says so in the script.
Brock: Let make see that.
Kikyo: This is no time for games, now, fool, I want to see you struggle before you die.
Brock: Grrr... (lifts up sword) I see the turkey.
Inuyasha: CHICKEN!!
Brock: Whatever. WIND SCAR!!!!
Everyone but Kikyo: WOOOOH BROCK!!! GO BROCK!!!
Giant wind scar: (hits Kikyo's power and starts going through it)
Kikyo: You can't beat me, my arrows are about to obliterate you anyway...wait, what's this?
Giant Wind scar: (goes toward Kikyo)
Kikyo: But--no it can't--
Giant Wind scar: (slams through Kikyo's power and hits her)
Kikyo: NO!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: (sheilds there eyes)
Kikyo: THIS CAN'T BE!!! NO!!! INUYASHA!!! NO!!! We were supposed to be...together...at what point in my life did I change, when did I lose sight of what was right...

Inuyasha: (brings his hand from his face) Kikyo... (thinks) She still loved me...she didn't want her vision to get so warped...why did things....have to turn out this way?
Kagome: (uncovers eyes) Look!
Many of the people: (look)
Original jewel: (is high up in the air, falling, falls to ground, making a splotch of pitch black around it, the jewel itself is now black)
Kagome: (walks up to jewel)
Inuyasha: (is looking at the ground, standing still, depressed)
Kagome: (touches the jewel)
Jewel: (turns to its original lavender color, and the black around it vanishes)
Kagome: Kikyo was evil...she turned the jewel black..
Inuyasha: Huh?
Kagome: (clings jewel to her heart) It's so sad...she never wanted this to happen...Inuyasha, I'm sorry... (cries)
Everyone: (looks sad)
Inuyasha: (walks up behind her and put his hand on her shoulder) I'm not sorry.
Kagome: (looks up) Huh?
Inuyasha: Her soul was tormented, now...she can rest in peace...
Miroku: (struggles to his feet and walks up to them, prays) Let her soul...rest in peace forever...the soul of Kikyo the priestess...live in the peace it never did during her lifetime...

Brock: um...not to ruin the moment or anything...but CAN SOMEONE GET THIS THING OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Naraku: I probably have something that can turn you human again... that way the jewel should leave your body.
Brock: Okay.
Misty: Geez, you don't have to yell.
Brock: Wait a sec...you're that girl! (point at Kagome) in the picture. (blushes) I might look like a freak now, but...I'm actually in reality, pretty cute. (walks up to Kagome)
Misty: Oh boy...
Brock: Would you be willing to go on a date with me?
Kagome: *sweat drop* Uh...sorry...I'm kind of married...
Misty: (walks up, frowning) I'll get him out of your face. (grabs Brock by the rabbit ear and drags him away)
Brock; Ow...ow...ow...
Inuyasha: (whispers) Yeah...but...I mean this wedding wasn't really...real...
Kaede: (whispers) Yes, but he doesn't have to know that...
Kagome, Inuyasha, Kaede: (laugh)
Kagome: No...I thought it was real enough... (takes Inuyasha's hands and steps on her tiptoes to kiss him)
Miroku: Which reminds me...oh SANGO!
Sango: (face goes red) Can you stop ASKING me...
Miroku: Well I NEED an answer.
Sango: (blushes more, her hands on her cheeks) I...
Miroku: *sighs* (looks depressed) I understand...
Sango: I'll...need a month or so...you know...to...to...get ready..
Miroku: (looks surprised) What? really?
Sango: Uh... (blushes more) ...I guess...
Miroku: ...oh because...(smiles)...I was kind of just kidding.
Sango: You...what? (blushes horribly) You...you...WHAT? (gets super mad and grows giant)
Miroku: (cowers)
Sango: (grows fangs) I can't believe you!!! (chases after Miroku, normal size, but still has fangs)
Miroku: (runs) I guess you were right about me at first!
Sango: DIE!!!! (continues chasing)
Shippo: Talk about immature.
Sango: (grabbing Miroku by the neck of his robe about to kill him, glares at Shippo) WHAT was that?!
Shippo: Nothing...
Miroku: (smiles) You can't stay mad at me.
Sango: (snarls) Why not?
Miroku: Because...you LOVE me!
Sango: That's it--
Kagome: Wait a minute...you guys are under the mistletoe.
Sango: What?
Sango and Miroku: (look up)
Miroku: (puckers up)
Sango: (drops Miroku) No way. (stomps off)
Miroku: You were going to MARRY me, what's a little kiss?!
Sango: Shut up.
Kagome's Grandpa: (starts to leave) I might be able to catch Wheel of Fortune. (is walking but isn't going anywhere)
Kagome's mom: (is holding him back) What about the reception, can't miss that.
Kagome's Grandpa: (whines) What? *sigh* (hangs head low)
Naraku: How about we have that in another room, this one is pretty destroyed.
Inuyasha: You mean so you can go crazy decorating THAT one?
Naraku: No, I decorated a spare room.
Kagome: (finding it extremely hard to believe) A spare room?
Everyone: (begins leaving)
Brock: WHAT ABOUT MY HEAD!?
Ash: Will there be food?
Naraku: Of course!
Misty: A piñata?
Kagome: Piñata?
Naraku: Duh.
Kagome: What?!
At the reception..
Naraku: Now it's time for the best man to get the bride's garter.
Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, Kaede: (blushing) WHAT?!
Miroku: (jumping up and down excitedly) I'll be best man! I'll be best man! I'll be best man!!
Kagome's grandpa: (glares at Miroku)
Naraku: Nonsense, we need the REAL best man. Where is he?
Sesshomaru: (returning having left to find Rin who wandered off, having had adventures which are recounted in the Chronicles of Narnia) THERE you idiots are!
Rin: There you are! There you are!
Jakken: Ooh! Food!
Naraku: THERE'S the best man! (pushes Naraku up to the chair Kagome's sitting in)
Kagome: HIM?!
Inuyasha: Well, at least it's not Miroku.
Kagome: (blushing) Good point.
Miroku: *sigh*
Sesshomaru: What's going on?
Kagome's mom: You're the best man, you have to retrieve Kagome's garter.
Sesshomaru: What?!
Rin: (giggles) Garter! What a funny word!
Jakken: (grinning) Funny, indeed.
Sesshomaru: (emotionlessly) Shut up Jakken. (uses whip from nails and whips him aside) If you're making me... (kneels down)
Inuyasha: Hey! You're a little bit too consented to do this!
Sesshomaru: Nonsense, I have no sexual attraction toward humans.
Kagome: Then I guess I'm okay with this.
Sesshomaru: Alright, I'll just get this over with...
A few minutes later...
Kagome: (holding a plate with a piece of cake and eating it) See, Inuyasha, he was perfectly a gentleman about it.
Inuyasha: I dunno...he looked a little turned on to me...
Rin: (skipping around, singing) Sesshomaru reached up a girl's dress! Sesshomaru reached up a girl's dress! Sesshomaru reached up a girl's dress!
Sesshomaru: Rin...
Rin: Sesshomaru reached up a girl's dress! Sesshomaru reached up a girl's dress!
Sesshomaru: Rin...
Rin: Sesshomaru reached--
Sesshomaru: RIN!
Rin: What lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: (head aches, massages his forehead) Just be quiet...
Rin: (whispers) Alright. (whispers still) Sesshomaru reached up a girl's dress...
Sesshomaru: (groans)
Naraku: Kagome, you need to throw the flowers now.
Kagome: Alright. (throws bouquet)
Bouquet: (land on Kaede's head)
Naraku: Hey, gorgeous.
Kaede: (blushes)
Everyone: (feels like throwing up)
Kagura: I'll plan the wedding!!
Everyone else: (stares at her)
Kagura: What?
Naraku: You've turned good!
Kagura: No I haven't.
Kana: (tied to table leg) Yes, you have.
Kagura: Shut up munchkin.
Brock: WHAT ABOUT MY HEAD?!
Ash: Shut up, we're trying to dance here! (dancing with Misty)
Kagome: Ooh! We should dance!
Naraku: (flirts more with Kaede)
Inuyasha: I think we should get out of here before I barf.
Kagome's Grandpa: Right, you want to get to the honeymoon. You just want to get my Kagome in bed as fast as you can, I can see the sicko wheels turning!
Inuyasha: *BLUSH* What?! I do not!
Kagome's mother: You don't have to lie, Inuyasha. I know how boys are.
Sota: Hey!
Kagome's mother: It's fine, I allow you to sleep with my daughter.
Kagome: *BLUSH* Mom...
Inuyasha: *BLUSH* You don't have to say that..
Kagome: *BLUSH* Really...
Kagome's mom: You mean--Sota was right--you're ALREADY pregnant?!
Kagome: SOTA!
Sota: I didn't say--
Kagome's mom: You can't blame the child for being truthful.
Kagome: I'm not PREGNANT!
Naraku: Now, now let's stop the bickering. It's not only a wedding, where two are brought together... (hugs Kagome and Inuyasha, lets go of them)...it's Christmas time...(walks over to window) ...look, it's snowing...

Everyone: (stares out the window) Wow...
Naraku: (beams) It's time to celebrate Christmas!
Inuyasha: I'm TIRED of celebrating. First a tea parting, then a wedding, then a reception, now CHRISTMAS!?
Kagome: Inuyasha don't be a scrooge!
Kagome's Grandpa: Yes, scrooges don't have any fun in bed.
Kagome: *BLUSH* Grandpa!
Kagome's grandpa: What, I was trying to threaten him with something he'd care about.
Inuyasha: Will you shut up already?
Sesshomaru: I agree with Inuyasha, too much happiness. I'll be taking my leave.
Naraku: Oh, but YOU have a present under the tree TOO, Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: (sarcastically) As tempting as that is...I already have too many gift baskets to count that I never use.
Naraku: Oh...but I think Santa might have left you something special under the tree this year. It's pointy and big and powerful...
Sesshomaru: What, a pinecone?
Naraku: POWERFUL, and BIG...you've always wanted it...
Sesshomaru: The only thing I want is to get away from you...(turns and begins walking out)
Naraku: Are you sure you don't want...tetsusaiga?
Sesshomaru: (stops) I have no NEED for that anymore.
Rin: (tugs on Sesshomaru's clothes) PLEASE can we stay?! I want to celebrate Christmas!
Jakken: (tugs on Sesshomaru's clothes) Yes! PLEASE!!
Sesshomaru: (looks up, fed-up)
Inuyasha:: (walks up to Sesshomaru and puts his hand on his shoulder) Maybe this year we don't have to give each other hemorrhages for Christmas...
Naraku: Aw...
Sesshomaru: Well..it's not as bad as chatting with Aslan again and saving Narnia from a gorilla...alright, I suppose.
Everyone else: YAY!
Inuyasha: Merry Christmas brother.
Sesshomaru: As much as this wants to make me vomit, merry Christmas...Inuyasha...
Everyone else: Aw...
Sesshomaru: Please stop!
Naraku: Let's go to my Christmas tree! All your presents are underneath!
Ash and Misty: What about us?!
Naraku: (is thoughtful) Well...to make the tree look better I put some cardboard boxes wrapped...you can have those...
Ash and Misty: (look disappointed)
Kagome: Here, you can have the jewel. (hands them the original Shikon jewel)
Inuyasha: But--
Ash and Misty: But what can WE do with it?
Kagome: Wish for ANYTHING in the world.
Ash and misty: (look thoughtful)
Ash: Maybe we should wish for the police to stop trailing us.
Misty: Yeah, but if we never leave here, then we won't have to worry about that.
Ash: We'll settle it later.
Brock: WHAT ABOUT ME HEAD!
Naraku: Let's go to the Christmas room, I'll go get the potion that will turn you back Brock. I warn you, though, you're skull might not be fully healed. (this is why Brock has a crack in his scull, he actually does, I've seen his x-ray when Pikachu shocked him)
Some time later in the Christmas Room...
Naraku: Merry Christmas one and all! Here, first you, Inuyasha. I feel as if I can't give you enough. I made it so Kikyo and you betrayed one and other and you were sealed to the tree for fifty years and were haunted by Kikyo's nightmares. Plus I put you in all kinds of perilous traps. I'm sorry. I already gave you the game.
Inuyasha: (pulls velvet off game, sparkling and shining)
Everyone but Inuyasha and Naraku: Ooooh!
Inuyasha: (puts velvet back on game)
Naraku: But that was only payment for what I had done, not a Christmas present. Unfortunately, you're hard to shop for. But because you missed those fifty years... (pulls out big fat encyclopedia-sized book) I got you this. (on the cover it says from 1500-1550) This book recounts everything that happened in the 50 years you missed, so now you haven't lost anything.
Inuyasha: (isn't impressed, takes book, opens it) OH MY GOD!! THAT happened!? (is very into book)
Naraku: Also, I know you get nightmares about Kikyo, and that's my fault, so I got you this tape that helps you stop having nightmares. (hands Inuyasha tape)
Inuyasha: It's okay, now that I know how Kikyo really felt and she's resting in peace, I won't be having those anymore.
Naraku: oh, alright. (throws tape out window)

Naraku: Sango, I can't begin to apologize. Because of me you're whole family died. So did your village.
Sango: (gasps) Oh no! Kohaku! Kikyo took the whole jewel! He must be dead!
Naraku: Wait don't cry, maybe my present will cheer you up.
Sango: (sobbing) Nothing can NOW!
Naraku: (pulls out giant box that's almost as tall as Sango)
Shippo: Are you SURE it won't cheer you up, it's pretty big.
Sango: (cries) It doesn't matter what SIZE it is!! Nothing can cheer me up!
Miroku: Then can I have it?
Sango: (punches Miroku) No. (opens it, gasps when a cage with Kohaku in it's unveiled)
Kohaku: Finally! I can breathe! (cage opens)
Sango: (hugs Kohaku) Kohaku!
Kohaku: Sango! It's been so long!
Sango: (crying) You remember me? Naraku, how did you make him remember?
Naraku: Well...it wasn't that hard.
*flash back*
Naraku: Kohaku, remember, please.
Kohaku: Remember what?
Naraku: (frowns) Remember!
Kohaku: Huh?
Naraku: REMEMBER!!!!!
Kohaku: (scared) Okay.
*back to present time*
Naraku: And you, Miroku, I got you this, I can't really do anything about your wind tunnel, but I hope this will help. (hands him book entitled, "So..you're about to Die. Dealing With Death in the Near Future.")
Miroku: (sobs) Sango, hold me! (hugs Sango)
Sango: (shoves him off)
Naraku: Just kidding, just put this hand lotion on every day for two weeks and it'll be gone. (hands Miroku white bottled labeled, "Windtunnel Cream")
Naraku: Kagome...I tried to kill you a few times and I know I put you through a lot of drama. In this time I know you have trouble studying so I got you this. (hands her teddy bear)
Kagome: Huh?
Naraku: Push the button.
Kagome: (pushes button)
Teddy bear: Time to study! Time to study! Time to study!! Time to study! Time to study!
Kagome: How do I make it stop?!
Naraku: You don't. That's how it gets you to study.
Kagome: (looks like she's about to cry)
Naraku: Shippo, here's you present, and Kaede yours, and Sesshomaru, and Rin, and Jakken. (hands them all wrapped presents)
Jakken: (opens his) Stilts! Just what I wanted! (hugs present)
Rin: (unwraps present) FLOWERS! My favorite!
Sesshomaru: (unwraps his) It really IS tetsusaiga!
Kaede: (opens present, frowns) Wrinkle cream.
Everyone else: (laughs X 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)
Naraku: (laughing) Just kidding, I like you the way you are. (hands her another gift)
Kaede: (opens it, pulls out a thong)
Inuyasha: (throws up)
Everyone else besides Naraku and Kaede: (are very sick to their stomachs)
Naraku: Oh, and Kagome's family... (hands Sota, Kagome's mom, and her grandpa a gift each)
Kagome's mom: (opens hers) A vacuum cleaner. (annoyed tone) How thoughtful...
Sota: (unwraps gift) Cool! DBZ Budokai 3!
Kagome: As if you need MORE videogames.
Kagome's Grandpa: (opens gift, pulls out rotten claw) A demon claw!! (hugs it)
Everyone but Kagome's grandpa and Kagome: *sweat drop*
Kagome: Ew....
Ash: Misty, what should we wish for?
Misty: Dunno...we probably should go home, eventually.
Pikachu: *sighs* Pika...
Misty:*sighs* And he was quiet for so long too...
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!
Inuyasha: I should get the sacred jewel!
Kagome: Inuyasha, there's another one anyway.
Brock: No way I'm giving up mine...
Inuyasha and Kagome:...
Kagome: Never mind.
Inuyasha: But--
Kagome: I'm NOT marrying a demon!
Inuyasha: (meekly) But that's not what I wanted to wish for...
Kagome: Oh?
Inuyasha: I wanted to wish for me to be the perfect husband for you.
Everyone else besides Kagome's grandpa: Aw....
Kagome's Grandpa: More like the perfect sex...
Kagome: (socks her Grandpa in the stomach, smiling at Inuyasha) But you already are.
Everyone else besides Kagome's grandpa: AW.....
Inuyasha: Actually, I really wanted to become full demon.
Everyone else: (shake their heads disapprovingly)
Kagome: How could you!?
Shippo: *sigh* Marital problems already...
Kagura: Wait, what about MY gift?
Naraku: I already GAVE you a gift, remember? Stop whining.
Kagura: (pouts) You gave KAEDE two gifts...
Kagome's Mom: Well, we'd best be leaving, I still have to put the groceries away...
Ash, Misty, Brock: (laugh nervously)
Sota: Oh do we HAVE to?
Kagome's Grandpa: Yeah do we?! (whispers) I don't trust that Inuyasha...
Kagome's Mom: Why not? He seems fine to me. And they're married anyway, Kagome can make her own decision, can't you Kagome?
Kagome: Well, you're still going to pay for my food right and let me live at the house while I'm over there?
Kagome's mom: Of course! (whispers to grandpa) Be sure to lock all the doors and windows when we get home.
Sesshomaru: I assume you won't become completely soft Inuyasha. At least I hope. Women have that way with you.
Inuyasha: Nothin'll make ME soft.
Kagome: Where should we go for our honeymoon, Inuyasha? I was thinking Africa.
Inuyasha: AFRICA? That's so far AWAY! I'm tired. I'd rather sleep...
Kagome's grandpa: (thinking) I'm on to you.
Kagome: Come on, don't be such a spoilsport!
Kagome's grandpa: Yes, you don't mean to say you're going to stay inside for your entire honeymoon?
Inuyasha: What are ya implyin'?
Kagome: Ignore him, aren't you leaving grandpa?
Kagome's mom: Yes we are, come on, Grandpa.
Kagome's mom and grandpa and Sota: (walk away, stop a distance away, waving)
Kagome's grandpa: Don't do anything!! If he asks you to do anything call me and I'll beat his a-
Sota: It's okay, don't listen to him, you're married! (laughs)
Kagome and Inuyasha: *sweat drop*
Kagome's mom: Use protection! I'm too young to be a grandma
Kagome and Inuyasha: *BLUSH* *BLUSH*

Kohaku: Well, who are these people? I know Naraku, who somehow turned goo, but whose that? (points at Miroku)
Miroku: I'm you're future brother-in-law.
Sango: What?! You were just kidding REMEMBER?! jerk.
Miroku: Well, you said yes, so I might as well marry you.
Sango: (shaking with rage) Oh, you might as well, you say it as if you're just doing it to do it!
Miroku: (caresses Sango’s shoulder) Speaking of doing it...
Sango: (growls and throws Miroku's hand off)
Kohaku: (happily) I get a brother!
Sango: (growling) A PERVERTED brother...
Kohaku: Huh?
Miroku: Nonsense, don't listen to you're sister, she doesn't know what she's talking about.
Sango: Oh be quiet you! Kohaku, I'm not marrying him!
Miroku: Oh come on... (slides ring on her finger)
Sango: (gasps and looks at it) But...how...you......were you planning to ask me to marry you? I thought---
Miroku: Well ,when I saw this ring, it reminded me of you, because...well...just like you it's beautiful...
Everyone else besides Sango: Aw...
Sango: (suspiciously) Hmm...
Miroku: SO I decided I'd give it to you for Christmas. I guess now is as good a time as any to give it to you...
Sango: Um...*blush*...thanks...
Miroku: I know there isn't any mistletoe or anything...but I figured I could kiss you anyway...
Sango: Well...I...uh...
Kohaku: Oh, come on, sis! Let him kiss you!
Kagome: Yeah, Sango!
Inuyasha: I dunno he might get perverted...
Kagome: Shhh! (smiles at Sango)
Sango: Okay...
Miroku: (kisses Sango)
Naraku: *sniff* Yet another wedding...will you plan MINE, Kagura?
Kagura: I'm not GOOD you know.
Naraku: Oh yes you are...admit it.
Kagura: I'm not!
Naraku: Then DON'T plan my wedding...
Kagura: Fine! I'm good! I'm good!
Kagome: Come on, Inuyasha, we should get going.
Miroku: (having finished kissing Sango) To your...honey moon? *wink, wink*
Sesshomaru: Yes, you're HONEY MOON, Inuyasha. *nudge, nudge*
Kaede: Mustn’t forget that...*hint, hint*
Naraku: (smirking) You'd better hurry then to get a good hotel room.
Shippo: Try to get a king size bed. (grinning)
Inuyasha: Shut up.
Kagome: *BLUSH* Can you guys stop?
Sango: Get one with a fireplace, those are nice.
Kagome and Inuyasha: (glare at her)
Sango: I was just trying to be helpful...
Inuyasha: (looks around)
Kagome: What's up?
Inuyasha: Mioga’s supposed to be around somewhere.
Kagome: Probably freaked out and left.
Inuyasha: No...he promised this time...and he seemed...different...I know he's here, he said he was.
Kaede: I think he's in one of the bedrooms, there's a sign that says, 'I'm sleeping, do not disturb, signed Mioga.'
At the bed room...
Inuyasha: I hear him snoring in there.
Kagome: Guess he did stay.
Ash: What, is this guy a coward, like misty.
Pikachu: (shakes his head disapprovingly)
Misty: What?! YOU'RE the coward!
Inuyasha: *hopeful* You didn't happen to make a wish with the jewel yet?
Ash: We did.
Inuyasha: (hisses) Crackers!
Ash: I wanna watch TV. (pulls out portable TV)
Misty: You BOUGHT that thing?
Ash: Yeah.
News reporter on TV: I'm hear live at Hawaii where there are tourists by the hundreds. We interviewed this old man.
Mioga on TV: It sure is nice out here, I just feel sorry that my friends aren't here.
Inuyasha: (opens bedroom door, a tape recorder is playing Mioga snoring) I'm going to KILL him!!
Mioga on TV: So I left two tickets two Hawaii for Inuyasha and kagome under the Christmas tree.
New Reporter on TV: That was nice of you.
Kagome: Aw...
Inuyasha: He's still a coward.


Inuyasha and Kagome's honeymoon went nicely until Mioga tried to spy on them. Mioga fled to China when Inuyasha attacked him and hasn't been seen since. Kagome's mom tried to kick her out, but Inuyasha reasoned with her to get her to let Kagome stay when she was in her own time. (more like threatened than reasoned) Miroku's wind tunnel went away and he married Sango. They lived happily ever after...for the most part... (I guess they'll NEVER start fighting) They have ten kids. Kaede and Naraku didn't work out. (thank god) And Kaede's currently dating some unknown old guy. Naraku cooks for the needy and has begun a project, "The Naraku Recovery Project" and helps rebuild villages he destroyed and gives money and cookies to those whose families who have died because of him and now lives under the name, Cutie Pie. Kagome's grandpa is still weird to this day and still bad at making up illnesses when Kagome leaves to see Inuyasha. Inuyasha visits when he can, but the last time he broke into a steak store, so his visits to her time haven't been frequent. Kohaku wound up living near to Sango and Miroku, and being involved in Sango's life. He decided to make Broadway costumes, because he didn't like being a demon slayer. Kikyo didn't come back to life this time and is still dead as far as we know. Mioga remains to be a coward and Sesshomaru still travels with Rin and Jakken aimlessly but visits Inuyasha on the holidays. Sometimes he saves humans who are in peril and is the fighter of good and justice and you can find his adventures with his sidekicks Rin and Jakken in the Spiderman comics. Ash and Misty have a phobia of credit cards and wished for the world's biggest pie so they now live under the names of Assh (spelled differently), Misstty, and Brrok. Bu`enov`erno has still never been caught to this day and now steals Millennium Puzzles instead of Shikon Jewels. Shippo became a wood salesman and has since stolen the jewel from Brock--I mean Brrok and his situation is thus:
Shippo: Now I have the jewel! What should I wish for? Well what did Inuyasha want? Oh yeah, to be full demon! I wish to be full demon! .....nothing happened. Piece of crap jewel!

The End