InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ INU YASHA AT MY HOUSE ❯ IY arrives ( Chapter 2 )

(A/N: L: Hola Peoples! n_n A: Hey! n_n L: OK, before I start this fic I'm gonna have a code for names. L=me, A=Alicia, C=mom, D=dad, J=Jonathan, I=Inu Yasha, K=Kagome, M=Miroku, S=Sango, SH=Shippo, F=Fluffy. I'm doing this so I don't have to write names over and over and over and over and… A: *whacks me on head* Shut Up! L: Thanks I needed that. A; Welcome, now can I room with fluffy? L: I told you, NO! A: Why I oughtta… L: Remember the necklace I gave you? A: Yeah*holds up rosary around her neck* so? L: SIT! A: @_@ L: alright, on with the fic.)

Chapter two: IY arrives

L: Are They Here Yet! Are They Here Yet! C: No. J: when will they get here? C: I don't know. L: you never know. C: Be quiet and go brush your hair. J/L: *walk up stairs mumbling*

Out side house

K: Inu Yasha, you better behave or I'll… I: or you'll what? K: I'll `s' word you so many times your face'll be black and blue for a week! F: what is this `s' word I keep hearing of? S: It's sit and every time Kagome says EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK! *Whacks Miroku on head* M: *unconscious with huge bump on his head* S: as I was saying every time she says it Inu Yasha ends up flat on his face. F: *smirking* cool. SH: *reading Info on family* this thing says one of `em's a witch. K: good or bad? SH: says `depends on mood'. M: *just waking up* That can't be good. I: when are we gonna go inside. K: Oh yeah*Knocks on door* door opens and standing in front of the group is Me. L: *makes high-pitched scream that hurts everyone's ears* K: Is everyone ok? *everyone except Fluffy and IY nod* I: I'll be fine when the ringing stops. F: *very loudly* did someone say something? L: sorry about that it's just so cool having you here. Inu Yasha? I: yeah*the ringing finally stopped*? L: Can I touch your ears? I: Hell No! L: I'll scream again. I: FINE! L: *puts hands on IY's ears and starts rubbing* they're sooo soft. I: whatever. K: can we please come in? L: oh yeah how rude of me. IY group: *walks in* L: Mom they're here! C: *walks into hall* wonderful now get your brother and sister. L: K*leaves hall* C: Which one of you is Inu Yasha? I: I am. C: so you're the one Libby is always talking about. She says you're really cute. L: MOOOOOOM*just returned with Alicia and Jonathan, face really red* WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL HIM THAT!?! C: Don't You Dare Say That Word To Me Young Lady! A: EEEEEEEEKKKKKK! JONATHAN*whacks J on the head* WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT! J: Do What? A: Touch My Ass Stupid! C: don't say that around your little sister! L: *in very calm voice* your acting as if I haven't heard this before. Alicia it wasn't Jonathan it was Miroku. A: who's Miroku? L: the dude in the black*points over to Miroku* A: *walks over to Miroku and starts beating the crap out of him* S: *whispers to Kagome* I like this girl. C: everyone please come into the living room. All: *walk into living room* Fluffy and IY sit on couch. I sit between them (A/N: ^_^). Miroku sits on floor with Jay and on other side of room are the girls. Mom and dad sit in chairs. D: It says here to pick names out of a hat to see who you are rooming with*picks up a hat from out of nowhere* Libby you write out the names since you know how to spell them. L: K! *starts writing names on slips of paper. Puts them in hat and starts shaking it* I Go First! *pulls out two slips of paper. She was about to scream* F: *puts hand over her mouth* Please don't make that sound again. L: OK. J: Who did ya get? L: *smiles a huge smile that threatens to take over her face* Sesshomaru and Inu Yasha. I/F: Oh Boy. L: What's that supposed to mean. Rest of family looking very worried. I: Just what it sounds like wench. L: what did you call me? I: you heard me wench. J: DUCK AND COVER!!! L: *red aura glows around and eyes glow red* silence… KABOOM! I: *blown to other side of the room hair slightly singed* M: I think we found the witch. L: *seemed to be back to normal* that's right I'm a witch. I: oh great a witch wench. F: *gives IY a warning glare so I wont blow everyone up* L: Ok Jay you pick*Hands hat to J* chocolate pudding. SH: Why did she say that. A: she says random things all the time. J: *pulls out slips of paper* yes I got Sango and Kagome. L: jay, I thought you didn't even like girls. J: *doing shifty eye thing* I... I... don't, what gave that you idea. A: how about those web sites you visit. J: what web sites*still doing eye thingy* C: oh come on frobie everyone knows that. S: *Whispers to K* great now we're sharing a room with a perverted 16 year old. K: isn't Miroku bad enough? A: guess not*then realizes something and THE ULTIMATE LOOK OF HORROR spreads across her face* I just realized I'm sharing a room with*dramatic pause* him*points trembling finger at Miroku* M: Oh goody*smiles big* K; don't worry I'll make sure Shippo watches him; you are sharing a room with him too. A: Who's Shippo? K: *points to Shippo* he is. A: turns head to see Shippo who is still laughing at Inu Yasha's misfortune* cuuuuuuuuuutttttttttteeeee! *runs to Shippo, grabs him and starts petting his tail* SH: I love being cute. F: wait a second. How come they get their own room? D: because we wouldn't sign up unless we had our own room. F: Well I, Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western Lands, demand I get my own room you worthless humans or else... L: *gives Fluffy THE GLARE OF PURE EVIL*(A/N: I'm so dramatic^_^. Dance Kirby, Dance <(^.^)> <(^.^<) (>^.^)> <(^.^)> <(^.^<) (>^.^)> ^(^_^)^ I'm also random) don't you dare threaten my parents. F: *tries to stifle yelp of fear*(A/N: that's right peoples. hell has officially frozen over and Fluffy's afraid of a 13-year-old rabid fan girl. WAIT, I'm Not A Fan Girl! Fan Girls Are Evil! They Are The Minions Of Kikyo! DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!!) L: I don't care how cute you are but you do not threaten my parents, got that fluffy? F: *just nods* I: *staring with shock at his brother* Sesshomaru is afraid of a kid? What's next, me and Naraku drinkin' tea together? M: well you do under stand that she could easily kill everyone in this house, including him. J: *suddenly appears behind him* either that or he and Jaken switched bodies. I/M: *almost have heart attack at J's sudden appearance* DON'T DO THAT! J: *slightly cringes* Sorry. Doorbell rings. L: *turns back to psychopathic, cheery self* I'll get it! *goes to door and opens it*

(A/N: MUWAHAHAHA! THE CLIFFHANGER OF DOOM! I'm so evil ^_^.

I love to annoy people, it's so fun. A: -_-; tell me about it. L: SIT A: THUMP Ouchies. @_@ L: anywho*changes to cheesy announcers voice* Who has just arrived at my house? What do they want? How come cheesy narrator guys only speak in questions? Why haven't I hugged Shippo yet? The answers to all these questions and more on the continuing Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle! A: *out of @_@ state* BAHAHAHA! L: Sorry*giggle* I just had to that, *giggle giggle* I couldn't resist. But really do you want me to tell you who it is? Readers: *nod* L: Do you really, really? Readers: *nod, nod* L: Do you really, really, really, really? Readers: *nod, nod, nod, nod* L: well to bad, cuz I ain't tellin'. Readers: *fall over anime style while cursing* A: sorry Peoples but she's the author and what she says goes. L: I love controlling my sister's thoughts Kukukuku… A: What's with the Kukuku's? L: I don't know. It's something Naraku does all the time. A: Oh, OK. Who's Naraku? L: -_-` baka… A: Oh Yeah I almost forgot. The randomness in this fiction has been brought to you by cheese. Byyyeee ^_^! L: Bye ^_^'!)