InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ INU YASHA AT MY HOUSE ❯ Newcomer and truth or dare ( Chapter 3 )
(A/N: L: *cheesy announcer voice* Welcome when we last left our heroes the door bell just rang. Who is it that is waiting outside the house well the answer is… A: will you shut up and get on with the fic? L: SIT! A: @_@ L: that's for interrupting me. Well any way I wanted to tell you that I have the first six chapters of this fic done and I'll only continue if you review and tell me what you think. A: *whispers to readers* and hopefully make some helpful suggestions. L: SIT!!! Oh well here's the fic.)
Chapter 3: A newcomer, and truth or dare
L: *opens door* Erin! E: Libby*hugs L*! How are you? L: fine E: so where is he? L: Over there*points to F*. E: Fluffy! *runs over and glomps onto F* F: oh no not another one. C: what's Erin doing here? L: we scheduled this sleepover 3 months ago remember? C: oh yes. Well your father and me need to go to work. Have fun you all. L/E: *Smiles THE SMILE OF PURE EVIL* Oh don't worry we will. Everyone except L/E&C/D: *gulp* D: okaaaaay. Good-bye. C/D: *leave house* L: Okay who wants to play truth or dare? Every one except E nods in fear I'll blow up the house. E nods because she wants to E: everyone, sit in a circle. Everyone: *sit in circle* seating arrangement going left: IY, Me, Fluffy, Erin, Alicia, Miroku, Sango, Jonathan, Shippo, and Kagome. L: Erin goes first because I say so and I'm the absolute ruler of this fic. E: Yay! Inu Yasha, Truth or Dare? I: I ain't afraid of nothin' so dare. L: Don't you mean you're afraid of nothing? E: Quit correcting his grammar so we can play. Everyone except L/E: *gasp of horror `cause they knew she was going to get it* L: Whatever. E: OK, Inu Yasha I dare you to tell Kagome how you really feel about her and then kiss her. I: *to me* hey why didn't you do anything to her? L: Because she's my friend and a fellow which. Now do your dare, I've been waiting the whole series for you to kiss her. I: Fine. *turns to Kagome* Kagome the truth is I… I… Ashitaru. I've loved you for a long time*kisses her gently*. Girls: Kawaii! A: Wait what did he say? Guys: pathetic. Girls: *glare at guys* I/K: *break away from kiss* K: Oh Inu Yasha Ashitaru too. Everyone: Aaaawwww! A: What's with the Japanese? L: Okay enough with the Inu Yasha and Kagome. This is supposed to be a funny fic not a love fic. I: Fine, fine, Miroku truth or dare. M: Truth. I: Okay what is the stupidest thing you ever did. M: Do I have to tell you? Everyone: YES! M: Okay, I once got my tongue stuck to a frozen rock. Every one: …BWAHAHAHAHA. S: Why The Hell would you do that Houshi-sama? M: it was a dare. Okay Sesshomaru, truth or dare. F: Dare. M: *thinks for a minute* I dare you to kiss Libby. E: what's with all the Kissing? L: I don't know but I like it. Pucker up pretty boy. F: Don't call me Pretty boy. L: fine Fluffy-sama. F: Better, I think. *kisses me (A/N: ^.^) and doesn't seem to hate it* S: Isn't she a little young for him? A: NOOOOOO! My True love… Uh what's his name again? S/K: Uhg! Sesshomaru. A: thanks. My True Love Sesshomaru! L/F: *Finally break away from kiss* F: that wasn't that bad. J: and would you believe she's never kissed a guy in her life. L: JONATHAN! *makes Hikaratsu magically float over to her and starts whacking him on the head repeatedly* WHY*WHACK* YOU*WHACK* JERK! *WHACK, WHACK, WHACK* J: *extremely dizzy* Look at all the little Dragon Balls. *falls down* SH: Looks like he wont be playin' for a while. F: It is my turn to ask. Kagome truth or dare? Everyone: *shocked that F would actually remember a human's name* F: Nani? K: You actually remembered my name? F: yes, well its actually kind of hard to forget the name of the one who pulled out Tetsusaiga. Now truth or dare. K: Truth. F: how did you pull out Tetsusaiga? K: Well… you see… Everyone: *waits eagerly for K's answer* K: It's because I… I don't know everyone: *falls down anime style* K: Ok Alicia truth or dare. A: Dare. K: All right… I dare you to… to… to eat all the oranges in the fridge! Everyone except A (Including readers): O.o! E: What Kinda dare is that?! A: A Yummy One! *runs to kitchen to get oranges (A/N: Alicia loves oranges), returns with bowl of oranges that have been prepeeled* A: Okay, Sango*stuffs orange slice in mouth* Truth or dare? *swallows* S: *slightly disgusted* Truth. A: Do you*pops in another slice* like Miroku? S: well at times he can be sweet. M: *smile* S: but can still get on my nerves! M: *pout* S: Now Libby, truth or dare? L: Truth. S: What exactly goes on in your head? A: you shouldn't have asked her that. *pops in next slice* L: I'll have to consult with the Cheese Men in my head. S: Never mind. L/E: *high five* works every time. L: Shippo truth or dare? SH: Dare! L: OK, I dare you to let me give you a hug. Everyone except SH: Why would you dare him to do that?! L: Because I haven't hugged him at all this fic. E: OK! Everyone Besides L, E, & SH: *stares strangely at L/E* L: walks over to SH and gives him almost bone crushing hug* SH: Ack! *and other choking sounds* L: *puts SH down and sits back down* SH: Okay… Jonathan truth or dare? Everyone: *turns to no longer unconscious J* J: Truth. SH: why do you have Velcro on your head? J: *face now red* This Isn't Velcro, This Is My Hair! IY Group: BAHAHAHAHAHA! Family except J: *just giggles*(A/N: Erin is part of the family group. They giggle because they already knew it was his hair. IY's Group didn't) J: *face still red* SHUDDAP! Erin truth or dare? E: Dare. J: I dare you to eat paper! E: Feh. I've eaten it before. It's not that bad. Everyone except L: *stare at E* L: Me too, it's yummy! Everyone besides L/E: *gives L/E Looks as if they're crazy* E: *gets some paper and eats it* Inu Yasha truth or dare? I: Truth. E: Do you were anything underneath your clothes and if so what? I: Uh… I wear a Loincloth. A: A loincloth? As in Tarzan? I: What's Tarzan? Family/K: -_-` I: Uh… Miroku truth or dare? M: Dare. I: I dare you to not grope any one for 24 hours. M: Damn It! Girls: Yay! M: *sigh* Sesshomaru truth or dare? F: Truth. M: what's that thing you have draped over your shoulder? F: It's my tail you nitwit! M: Sorry, sorry, just curious. F: Kagome truth or dare? K: Dare! F: I dare you to go on the roof and yell `I like big butts and I can not lie!' K: NANI!?! F: you heard me. K: but how am I supposed to get up there. I: I can carry you up there. *grabs K, jumps out window that mysteriously opened, and climbs onto roof. K: *reluctantly yells* I Like Big Butts and I Can Not Lie! Next Door Neighbor: *throws shoe at K* YOU CRAZY TEENAGERS AND YOUR RAP MUSIC!!! I: *again grabs K and takes her inside* everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! K: Enough! Alicia truth or dare? A: Truth. K: which holiday do you hate the most (A/N: I know it's lame but I ran out of Ideas)? A: Christmas. Everyone: Christmas? SH: But why? A: because its about this stupid guy who says he's the son of god even though he isn't `cause there is no god (A/N: these are not my opinions. This is my sisters actual opinion on Christmas) Sango truth or dare? S: Dare! A: I dare you to kiss Miroku. E: Enough With The Kissing! M: Alicia you are my new best friend. S: *to A while glaring* you'll pay for this. *quickly kisses M and pulls away* L: Well that lasted about a microsecond. S: Libby truth or dare? L: Dare! S: I dare you to eat brousel sprouts. Everyone Except L: EEEEEEWWWWWW! L: Okay. S: Didn't you hear me? I told you to eat brousel sprouts. L: I like brousel sprouts (A/N: In real life I actually do like brousel sprouts). *Gets some brousel sprouts that suddenly appear and starts eating like a ravaged wolf* everyone: *look very surprised* L: Okay Shippo Truth or dare? SH: Truth! L: How old are you? SH: 56. Everyone except I, SH, & F: What/Nani? A: how can you be older than my parents? F: Since he is demon he ages 10 times slower than humans. A: Oh… Ok… I guess. SH: OK Jonathan, truth or dare. J: Dare! SH: Um could some one help me? *A & L walk to SH and whisper in his ear* SH Okay, I dare you to go a whole day with out playing a video game. *L/A giggle* J: WHAT! L: that's right Frobie, a whole day with out Final Fantasy or Dragon Ball Z! J: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO
>>FIVE MINUTES LATER<<
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F: Finally! L: I can't believe he did that for 5 minutes without breathing. E: Neither can I. J: *gasps for air* Erin, truth or dare? E: truth. J: which guy in this room would you rather go out with? E: Inu Yasha, too bad he's taken. K: you better believe it `cause he's my man! All except A: *stare at K in shock because she normally isn't like that* E: *out of stupor* Don't worry Kagome; I'm a Huge Inu Yasha/Kagome fan. Inu Yasha&Kagome 4 EVER! *sound of car stopping is heard from out side everyone rushes to window* L: Uh Oh my parents are home! Guess we can't continue the game. Everyone: Aaawww Man!
(A/N: wasn't that fun? A: Yes! Except for the you kissing Sesshomaru part. L: well too bad it's my fic ^,^ stay tuned for the next chapter Fanficers. Hey I came up with a new word. A: That's nice, now the Randomness in this fic has been brought to you by Ann's cooking. Bye-bye! L: Later Fanficers. I like that word ^_^! A: Kirby, help me <(-_-*)>)