InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Yasha Exposed ❯ The Tale of the Cock Sucker's Well ( Chapter 1 )

Day One: The Tale of the Cock Sucker Well

    Higurashi Kagome, a15 year old student in present day Japan, one day was on her way to school when she was halted by her younger brother, Souta, complaining about how their overtly obese cat, Buyo, had gone into the sacred well house. Kagome, rather flustered at being stopped over such a trivial matter, made her way into the well house to be confronted by nothing but darkness. Her brother hiding behind her, she made her way down to where the well lay in wait when a furry thing rubbed against her leg. She let out a resounding, 'EEEEEK!' as Souta fell to the floor clutching at his heart. He cursed at his sister for nearly gaining him the title of, 'Earliest heart attack ever recorded.'

    Kagome sighed when she realized that it was just her fat cat, and reached down to pick him up.

    "See Souta? It's just Buyo, ya darn scaredy cat!"

    Souta slowly lifted himself from the ground and dusted himself off.

    "I knew that!" He proclaimed, puffing out his chest and closing his eyes for effect.

    Kagome rolled her eyes and began to take a step toward her brother when she heard a big crash from behind her. Souta was suddenly on the floor again, mumbling incoherently and rather insanely as Kagome felt arms grab her from behind and drag her into the well.

    "What the hell?!" She screamed as she was turned around to see her kidnapper.

    Much to her shock and utter dismay, it was a fluffy little cat, that looked much like Marie from the Aristocats.

    "You have it, yes?" The kitty said in a very deep and demonic voice.

    "Listen, kitten, I don't know what kind of drugs you are on or why you have such a manly voice, but get the fuck off of me!"

    She pushed her hands against the kittens chest as a blue light erupted from her fingers. The blue light caused the kitten's soft pink sweater to explode and fall off of her.

    "NOOOOOOO!" The kitten screamed in anguish.

    It began to fall away from her, hurriedly trying to gather the pieces of her sweater.

    "The power of the Mojo ball (not at all affiliated with the Shikon Jewel) will be MINE!!!!"

    Kagome shook her head at the cat's nonsense and softly landed on the floor below her.

    "I must be inside of the Cock Sucker's Well."

    She looked around and noticed that an elevator was conveniently placed at the side of the well.

    "Wow, never noticed that feature before. . ."

    Calm and collected, Kagome walked inside of the elevator and pressed the button that said, 'Honk if you love pussy. . . .cats.' and looked down at her pimped out Rolex as the elevator began to take her to her destination. A resounding ping told her that she had safely survived the long journey from basement to first floor. The doors flew open and before her stood a young dog man.

    "Jesus H. Christ, first I get kidnapped by a pussy, then a doggy bellhop greets me on the way out of the Cock Sucker's Well. Did I smoke too much herb this morning?"

    "Um. . .Pussy? Cock Sucker? Herb?"

    Kagome looked up into the young dog man's eyes.

    "Woooow. . .You have pretty eeeeyyyyyeeeesss."

    The dog boy stepped back a few steps in fright.

    "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

    Kagome began to drool as she walked forward and jumped into his arms.

    "What's your name?" She inquired in a dreamy voice that you would only hear in a cartoon.

    ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inu Yasha. . ."

    She made a face.

    "Well, that is a silly name. Who the fuck would name their kid dog demon?"

    Inu Yasha dropped her on the floor and gave her a kick in the side for good measure. Kagome giggled and swooned.

    "I love it when boys play rough."

    "Uh, maybe I should take you to Kaede's to get you exorcised or something. You might be possessed."

    "Where ever you wanna go baby, I'll follow."

    Inu Yasha just stared at her blankly and turned around.

    "Just follow me, and don't get any funny ideas!"

    "Yes, master!"

    He began to run ahead, just fast enough to keep away from this strange woman, but just slow enough so the dumb ass wouldn't get lost. Kagome trotted off behind him, completely forgetting about the mysterious Mojo Ball.