InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Yasha Exposed ❯ Babes in Kaedeland ( Chapter 2 )

Day One (Still): Babes in Kaedeland

    Inu Yasha slumped his way into town. How had the little human caught up to him? She was now on his back, going on and on about how beautiful his hair was.

    He remembered looking back and seeing flames shooting out from the lunging girl's feet. Where had these flames come from? And why had he sensed an all too familiar power when he had seen them? It was like the past was coming back. . .

    "Where is this lady's house anyway, Inu baby?"

    ". . . . . . .Just ahead, and I beg and implore you never to call me such a thing again." Inu Yasha said in an aristocratic manner.

    "Ah, I see. . .is it the one that says 'XXX Kaede's Tavern XXX'?"

    "Yes."

    Inu Yasha came upon said building and walked inside.

    "Kaede? Are you in?"

    "Of course I am Inu darling! Come, come, back to my room!"

    Dropping Kagome to the floor on her toosh, Inu Yasha cautiously walked into Kaede's room. When inside, he saw Kaede and some random guy on the bed, entangled in each other's limbs. Inu Yasha let out a very girly scream.

    "What happened, Inu baby?!" Kagome screamed as she trotted in.

    What she saw before her was enough to make her both want to die. . .and want to continue living in full force. A young woman, of maybe early twenties, with long flowing grey hair and a patch covering one eye was laying before her. The man was nearly unnoticeable though.

    "Hello NURSE!" Kagome shouted with glee.

    "What the hell is wrong with this girl?" Inu Yasha mumbled to himself.

    "Nurses aside, Inu Yasha, I have a mission for you." Kaede began.

    "What is it now, ya old bat."

    "Old bat!" Kagome began, "How can you say that to such a pure and angelic beauty?!"

    "Thank you, my dear. What is your name?"

    "Higurashi Kagome!"

    "Well, I can pencil you in for tomorrow night, okay?"

    "Eh?"

    Inu Yasha fell over.

    "Okay, I need you to go recover a stolen artifact for me." Kaede began, waving off Kagome's stupidity.

    "What is it?" Inu Yasha asked as he got up and dusted himself off, curiosity lighting his face.

    "Come closer, dear child."

    Inu Yasha raised a skeptical brow and leaned in to hear the young woman's secret.

    "The golden thong." She whispered, though loud enough for everyone to hear.

    "T-th. . . .THE WHAT?!" Inu Yasha flew back against the wall, clawing at it for dear life.

    He frantically inched along the wall and ran out the door, slamming it behind him.

    Kaede sighed and whistled. Suddenly a young and very short fox demon approached her.

    "Shippo my dear, it's time for damage control."

    "Right." He nodded and walked out.

    Shippo closed the door behind him and walked up to Inu Yasha, who was furiously trying to claw his way up a tree.

    "Inu Yasha. . .calm down and sit next to Uncle Shippo."

    Inu Yasha looked down onto the little Kitsune Youkai (fox demon).

    "O-okay."

    He slowly came down from the tree and sat next to 'Uncle' Shippo.

    "There, there, Inu Yasha." Shippo began, jumping up to pat him on the head, "We all had to do something like this for Mistress Kaede."

    "Even you Uncle Shippo?" Inu Yasha asked with a child-like demeanor.

    "Yes, even me. For me though. . .it was something far more dangerous."

    "What was it?"

    Shippo sighed in remembrance.

    "The Copper Dildo."

    Inu Yasha went bug-eyed.

    "No way!"

    "Yes. . .I will go with you, on your quest for the golden thong."

    "You will?!"

    Shippo nodded.

    "Yay! I thought I was going to die alone!"

    "There will be no dying Inu Yasha, just success."

    "Success?"

    "Yes. Now let us get going."

    Suddenly Kagome appeared before them.

    "The pretty lady with the big boobs said I had to come with you!"

    Inu Yasha's eyes widened in fear and he let out a shrill cry as he began to claw his way up the tree again.

    "Damn it! And just when I got him down!"