InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuMatrix ❯ Act 4 ( Chapter 4 )

---DISCLAIMER: You know…sometimes I wonder what would happen if I didn't do this Disclaimer thing?

-Group of FBI Agents crash into room-

Oh well that makes sense…anyway me not own Matrix, Inuyasha or anything else I might put in here---

manaleak: wow…been gone for quite a while…and now…I'm back yay! So Lets hurry up and get started!!

THE CAST

Neo-Inuyasha

Trinity-Kagome

Morpheus-Miroku

Mouse-Kohaku

Link-Michael (From Witch Hunter Robin)

The Rest Of Morpheus' Crew-Random Anime Characters

manaleak: With That Said…Lets Start the Show!!

ACT 4

-Inuyasha is laying on some table with a whole bunch on needles like things stuck into him Miroku and Vash are keeping a close eye on him-

Inuyasha: Why Can't I Move?

Miroku: Because I have 200 needles stuck into you, that's why!!

Inuyasha: oh…that makes sense

Vash: Hey…I still never got my doughnuts

-A while later Miroku Shows Inuyasha around the ship-

Miroku: Welcome to the Nebuchadnezzar.

Inuyasha: The What!?

Miroku: Sorry can't say it again…I'll get it wrong unless I have a 1-minute rest period…

Inuyasha: Um…ok

-Miroku and Inuyasha walk over the big o' computer with at least 20 different seats connected to them-

Miroku: Are you ready to find out about the real world?

Inuyasha: Actually I hate that show…

Miroku:…just get in one of those seats.

Inuyasha: Oh no…I'm not falling for that one again…last time I was being eaten my some mirror while your where ordering a pizza

Miroku: I was not ordering a pizza

Vash: Liar!! I Still Don't Have My Doughnuts!!

Miroku: eh, just sit down trust me ok…

Inuyasha: aw all right, -sits down-

-Kagome Starts strapping him up to the chair while Vash Helps Miroku strapping him into his chair-

Inuyasha: So what are we doing?

Kagome: Well I'm gonna take this big needle and stick it up the back of your head

Inuyasha: is…that gonna hurt?

Miroku: It's a damn giant needle going into the back of your head what do you think!? -Vash sticks needle into back of his head and Miroku goes into coma like state-

-Kagome does the same to Inuyasha-

-Inuyasha and Miroku appear siting in two chairs in an all white room facing each other-

Inuyasha: whoa, where are we?

Miroku: This is the Ship's system…here we train get weapons and do other random stuff I wont talk about right now.

Inuyasha: Like What?

-Really hot girl in a bikini walks up to Miroku-

Girl: Oh Mourphues your back.

Miroku: Um, kinda busy at the moment honey

Girl: Oh Sorry -walks off-

Inuyasha: What was that about?

Miroku: Nothing, Ok here's a question, what is real?

Inuyasha: Things that are…not…unreal?

-pause-

Miroku: Well…yes…that works I supposed…but…ok here's the deal -picks up remote- check this out -pushes button-

-Inuyasha and Miroku appear on top of a high cliff behind them is "The Real World" With giant computer-like towers and Machines flying around-

Miroku: This Is The Real World

Inuyasha: Boy, they been having this show in some crazy places lately

Miroku: -pause- for the last time this has nothing to do with that show.

-Goes to Interview with Inuyasha-

Inuyasha: Miroku doesn't seem to understand what's going on sometimes it seems…like at lunch yesterday.

-Goes To The Real World House Kitchen with Inuyasha and Miroku, with Naraku sitting in the background-

Inuyasha: You don't look so good Dude, what happened?

Miroku: Nothing happened all right, Officer…I was never peeing on that house…you can say it's my DNA…but I was set up…it was that two legged guy who did it…

Inuyasha: …Your drunks again aren't you?

Miroku: -slams hand on table- I Didn't Know This Was A Freakin!' Court, But I Guess I was Wrong!!

-goes to interview with Naraku-

Naraku: I think he's insane personally…AND I WANNA BE AGENT SMITH!!!

-goes to Miroku and Inuyasha walking down the street with a whole bunch of people in suits walking by-

Miroku: Most all the inhabitants of the Matrix are real people…not knowing there world is not real.

-Inuyasha Watches As Yura Walks By in a red suit not paying attention to Miroku-

Miroku: -looks behind him- Are you listening?

Inuyasha: Hun, What?

Miroku: Look Behind You

Inuyasha: -looks and Sees Sesshomaru aiming a gun at him where Yura was-

Miroku: Stop -whole scene stops-

Inuyasha: This isn't the Matrix.

Miroku: No…so what did you learn?

Inuyasha: That Anyone and everyone could be an Agent.

Miroku: Well, your where supposed to learn not to look at the girl in the red dress.

Inuyasha: Really?

Miroku: Ya this one time I asked her to bear my children…and she didn't do anything…

Inuyasha: Why not?

Miroku: Not programmed on how to react to that -sniff-

Micheal(at computer): Oh Boy Here He Goes Again

Miroku: Sorry…now, Link can you upload the "Jump" program?

Micheal: Sure -types some stuff hella fast-

-Super Mario Brothers from the NES starts playing in the background-

Miroku: um…wrong one…

Micheal: oh sorry -types some more-

-Inuyasha and Miroku appear on top of a tall skyscraper with another one facing them a whole full street away-

Miroku: You must free your mind -Goes and takes a huge jump to the other skyscraper-

Keanu Reaves: Whoa

-Inuyasha Standing Next To manaleak-

Inuyasha: You Had Him Do The Whoa?

manaleak: I'm sorry…but he's the only man who can do it…-walks over to Keanu- ok thanks you can go

Keanu: There Is A Bomb On This Bus.

manaleak: ok that's great you can go

Keanu: There is no -gunshot, dies, falls to the ground-

manaleak: -stands with a gun in his hand-…what! he's annoying!!

-Few minutes later-

Inuyasha: Ok…clear your mind, clear your mind -runs and jumps off…falls and bounces on a trampoline like floor till he stops-

Miroku: -looks over edge- Oh…By The way…the floor…it's made of jell-o

Inuyasha: Realy? What flavor is it?

Miroku: Oh By The Way…It's Poisonous Also…Just To let You Know

Inuyasha: oh…ok…good thing this isn't real

Miroku: Oh By The Way…your mind makes it real

Inuyasha: …aw crap

-At lunch room-

Spike: -hands Inuyasha a bowel of glop-

Inuyasha: -looks at it- Do you guys have anything else?

Spike: Lets see…well you can have the special; Chicken Ala Glop

Roger Smith: Oh Give Me Some Of That!

Inuyasha: Never Mind

Kohaku: -stands next to Inuyasha- can I sit next to you?

Inuyasha: No I would-

Kohaku: -sits down-

Inuyasha: …Never mind

Kohaku: You remember the girl in the red suit…I made her

Miroku: Ya about that…

Kohaku: I designed her specifically to do that for you…

Miroku: oh…then I really hate you

manaleak: be here next time as Neo finds out about the "One"…whatever that is…and we'll make fun of more stuff…YOU NEVER HERAD OF!!