InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuMatrix ❯ Act 1 ( Chapter 1 )

***Disclaimer: No I don't own Inuyasha or the Matrix STOP ASKING ME!!!!!***

Well folks I never wanted to do a Matrix parody…it just kinda happened

FLASHBACK

Big Corporation Owner: Hey manaleak!

Manaleak: Yes?

BCO: You have to make a Matrix movie see ya good luck!! *leaves*

Manaleak: …ah crap…

Well so that's what happened now only problem is that I don't have the original Matrix cast cause they all died…somehow… so I need a cast…*looks over at nearby Inuyasha cast* …hmmm…this is gonna take a while…

ADUTIONS

Manaleak: Ok then Neo #1 come on it

Matt: Hey wasup?

Manaleak: What the hell? Matt your not even part of the Inuyasha cast!…

Matt: Hey man without me you would never had your first fanfic!!

Manaleak: *sigh* fine then you can be in it but you can't be Neo…

Matt: heh ok..

Manaleak: Ok Next!!

Jaken: *walks in*

Manaleak: NEXT!

Jaken: but--*gets blasted by a shotgun*

Manaleak: You know what screw this Inuyasha will get the part…

Manaleak: Ok…Trinity #1 come in…

Kikyo: *walks in*

Manaleak: hmm…should I?

Kikyo Haters: grrrrrr…

Manaleak: err…never mind I have Kagome…

Manleak: Ok then this is the most important part…Agent Smith

Naraku: Right Here!

Manaleak: No you don't get the part

Naraku: But I'm the villain!!

Manaleak: Ya but you…you suck…Agent Smith pwns...wait a minute THAT'S IT!!Sesshoumaru Pwns!!

Naraku: But…

Manaleak: SHUT UP!!

Manaleak: Ok um Miroku you can be Morpheus

Miroku: Um isn't he black?

Manaleak: YES BUT THERE ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE HERE!!

Miroku: fine then…

Manleak: Sango you can be Morpheus' love interest…Niobe

Sango: Ok then…

Manaleak: Ok I think we have a good enough cast now!! All right then!!

ACT 1

*on the phone*

Kagome: Hey uh…you there…

Miroku: What is it?

Kagome: Um…is your fridge running?

Miroku: ….Did you find Neo?

Kagome: Oh uh Yea! …hey is this line safe?

Miroku: Uh….maybe…

Kagome:*sarcasm* Oh thanks a lot…

*outside building*

Officer 1: So we got her?

Officer 2: Yep and we got doughnuts also!! w00t!

Officer 1: Oh sweet man!! *sees Sesshomaru, Kagura, and Kanna as Agents walking out of car* oh great why they have to come here?

Sessy: Have you gotten her?

Officer 1: My men are already in there…

Sessy: Accualy your men are already dead…

Officer 2: whoah how you now that?

Sessy: It's because I pwn you stupid n00b…

Manaleak: ha I don't think you could do that Naraku!!

Naraku: actually I could…

Manaleak: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

*Inside building*

Officer 3: Ok little lady you wana come quietly.

Kagome: eh…not realy.

Officer: um…please?

Kagome: *does slow-mo high kick* no thank you *pwns all the other officers*

Naraku: are you going to do all the fight scenes like that?

Manaleak: I SAID SHUT UP!!!

Kagome: *running on building*

Sessy: *Following her*

Kagome: *hops over large gap*

Sessy: *does the same*

Officer 1: whoah how they do that?

Officer 2: It's really simple you see this world isn't real and that they are able to change the ways of reality…

Officer 3: Really?

Officer 2: Actually I have no freakin' idea…

Kagome: whew that was close hey a phone booth I can change into superman!!!…or get out of here!!

*Sessy appears in really big old truck*

Kagome: Uh oh *grabs phone*

*Sessy runs over phone booth*

Kanna: *walks over* Hey she's gone…

Sessy: ya no duh!

END ACT 1

Manaleak: so uh there we go Act 1 is done I hope that you review and I plan on doing all three Movies!!