InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuMatrix ❯ Act 2 ( Chapter 2 )

---Disclaimer: Um hey do I own Inuyasha or the Matrix?

Inuyasha: No

Manaleak: well there you go---

THE CAST

Neo: Inuyasha

Trinity: Kagome

Morpheus: Miroku

Agent Smith: Sesshomaru

Manaleak: So then we have our cast! Now are we missing anything?

Inuyasha: A Year Supply of Ramen?

Kagome: Some clothes besides my uniform?

Miroku: Some Porno?

Sango: Pepper Spray to use on Miroku?

Manaleak:…er never mind…

ACT 2

-Neo sleeping at his desk with the computer on-

Computer: Wake up Neo…

Inuyasha: -zzzzzzz-

Computer: Neo…. wake up…

Inuyasha: -zzzzz-

Computer: DAMN IT NEO!! WAKE UP!!!

Inuyasha: -wakes up- hun what? Hey I thought I told Swim_Fan24 to stop AIMing me…

Computer: The Matrix Has You….

Inuyasha: Hun? What the hell you talking about?

Computer: Ok it doesn't matter just…pretend like you understand…

Inuyasha: Um…ok

Computer: Follow The White Rabbit…

Inuyasha: Why should I do that?

Computer: DAMN IT, JUST DO IT!!!

Inuyasha: Fine fine, seesh…

Computer: Knock Knock Neo…

-Knock Knock-

Inuyasha: Whos there?

Guy: Um…it's the…pizza man….

Inuyasha: But I didn't order a pizza…

Guy: Oh realy…because I'm not the Pizza man…

Inuyasha: The Why did you say so?

Guy: I DON'T KNOW!!! -starts crying-

Inuyasha: whatever -opens door- what do you want?

Guy: Oh ya you have my DVD?

Inuyasha: Oh yea -gives the DVD- here ya go…

Guy: ooooooo…shiny, anyway you wanna come to a party?

Inuyasha: Nah I got things to do…

Guy: Like what?

Inuyasha: ummm…Watching T.V?….

Guy: Uh Hun why don't you come I have this girl here who happens to have a white Rabbit Tattooed on her arm…and has a slinky on her neck!

Inuyasha: Hmm…White Rabbit…should I go?

Computer: YES DAMM IT!!!

Naraku: Wow that scene sucked.

Manaleak: What the hell you still doing here?

Naraku: I DEMAND TO BE AGENT SMITH!!!

Manaleak: ….no

Naraku: Very well then I WILL RETERN!!!! -Leaves-

Manaleak: wow bout time he left…Now then to the next scene…

-At the Club-

-Rap playing in background-

Manaleak: What's this crap? -Blows up Rap CDs.- -puts on Korn- there that's better.

Inuyasha: -walking around- hmm -sees Kagome- Hey are you Morpheus?

Kagome: Do you think they would name a girl Morpheus?…

Inuyasha: Um…why wouldn't they?

Kagome:…never mind so then you want to meet with Morpheus?

Inuyasha: Well I do but for some reason I'm not going to…

Kagome: Hun?

Manaleak: Just do it ok…It's in the script…

Kagome: eh fine whatever -leaves-

Inuyasha: Is it just me or does this script suck?

Naraku: -poking in- that's what I been trying to tell him!!!

Manaleak: Ok whatever next scene…

-At Neo's Workplace-

Boss: Mr. Anderson I'm disappointed in you! You now why?

Inuyasha: Because all I do here is hang out at the cafeteria and eat all the ramen?

Boss: No that's another yelling at, watch out for that one, It's because you where late… I'm done with you no matter what you say you never convince me to not fire you…

Inuyasha: Um…I'm sorry?

Boss…Ok then your not fired…

Inuyasha: w00t!

-Goes to desk and sits down and "works" (which is sleeping)-

-FedEx guy comes-

FedEx Guy: Hey got a package for ya'

Inuyasha: Oh cool -takes package-

FedEx: Hey can I get a tip?

Inuyasha: Hell No!!

FedEx: You little Bastard!! -leaves-

Inuyasha: feh, -opens package-

-It's a cell phone-

-Cell phone suddenly starts ringing-

Inuyasha: -takes phone- Um, Hello?

Phone: Can you hear me now?….

Inuyasha: Um…yes…

Phone: gooood…

-Guns shot is heard in phone's background-

Miroku (On Phone): Sorry about that he does that a lot, anyway hi I'm Morpheus

Inuyasha: Oh Morpheus hey what's up?

Miroku: There after you...

Inuyasha: You mean Fan-girls? oh crap…

Miroku: well uh no…look up

Inuyasha: -looks up and sees Sesshomaru, Kagura, and Kanna standing in the office looking around for him- Uh Oh -ducks out of sight-

Miroku: You want to get out of here alive?

Inuyasha: -angry- Ya I think I would!!

Miroku: Ok then go to that random room over there.

Inuyasha: Ok

Miroku: all right now go outside on the ledge and walk on it even though it's 50 feet from the ground and if you fall off, which is very likely you'll die…

Inuyasha: uh…ok….-does what Miroku says-

Inuyasha: Well this is easy

Manaleak: Um Inuyasha your supposed to be scared…

Inuyasha Why Would I be Scared!!?

Manaleak: fine then you can say that you try and fight them but you lose and they capture you…

Inuyasha: Fine then better than having to pretend I'm scared…-walks in and gets captured by the Agents-

-Outside Inuyasha being put into car Kagome on motorcycle in front of it-

Kagome: Poop…

Manaleak: Kagome you say Shit actually…

Kagome: well ya, but I don't like to cuss.

Manaleak: Oh god why did I get stuck with this?

God: What the hell you asking me for?!

-At a mysterious all white room Agent Smith sitting at desk in front of Neo-

Sessy: Now then Mr. Anderson you been charged of a whole bunch of crimes, cussing a whole bunch in public, pulling out your sword in public, and the stealing of 20 trucks of Ramen and Potato chips.

Inuyasha: oh yea good times good times…

Sessy: anyway I can just take that all away leave you with a clean state what I need you to do is help me catch the person known as Morpheus.

Inuyasha: How bout I give you the finger -flips Agent Smith off- and you give me my phone call…

-Ignignokt and Err from Aqua Teen Hunger Force pop out of nowhere-

Ignignokt: You Pitiful earthling let me show you the right way to give the finger…

Err: The Moon Way!!

Ignignokt: -hops on table flips off Agent Smith- This is the only way to do it!

Err: And We Smoke When We Give The Bird!!

Ignignokt: Damn Strait Err

Sessy: What the Hell?

Ignignokt: You want more? -double flip off- ask and ye shall receive.

Manaleak: Guys why the hell are you here?

Ignignokt: We are simply showing our all mighty moon technologies, for the moon is your god…

Err: You Better Bow To It!!

Manaleak: Whatever just go ok…there's like some beer in the back…

Err: Hell Ya!

Ignignokt: Come Err we will precede to drink and steal every last bottle

-Ignignokt and Err leave-

Manaleak: Right then ok back to the movie…

Inuyasha: Ya anyway give me my damm phone call!

Sessy: Oh Mr. Anderson how can you make a phone call…when you can't talk?

-nothing happens-

Inuyasha: Um…does something happen?

Sessy: Ju-Just wait for it…

-Still nothing happens-

Inuyasha: Um…are you sure?

Sessy: Yes!…aw screw it -tackles Inuyasha and puts duct tape on his mouth-

-Sesshomaru, Kanna, and Kagura precede to but a bug into Inuyasha's belly button-

Manaleak: Oh No! whats going to happen next well find out-

Naraku: Hold IT!!

Manaleak: -Sigh- what the hell you want?

Naraku: I'm back and I'm to show that Sesshomaru should not be Agent Smith…

Manaleak: how exactly?

Naraku: Well if you look out the window you see all the Sesshomaru haters protesting…

Manaleak: Does Sesshomaru actually have haters? -looks out window-

-Street is completely empty except for a bum sitting on the street.

Manaleak: Hey You!! Are You A Sesshomaru Hater!?

Bum: I will be if you give me a dollar!

Naraku: um…see what I mean!

-Silence-

Naraku: Damn…well YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME I WILL RETURN!!! -Runs off-

Manaleak: Ya anyway be sure to review and check out next week when we try to find out what the Matrix is…because I don't know…really I don't…