InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's Dream (or should we say Nightmare!) ❯ What prunes can do ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4

Dedicated to Miss Nikki: Thanks so much for those SERIOUS WORDS…they were well, serious! Lol But yea you really did have me on the edge of my seat there. It's that kind of stuff that gets me motivated. Right on! You krazy kid. Lol. But yea this is for you. Enjoy!

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".sama."

"Sesshouma ru sama!" Sesshoumaru opened his eyes. When his vision cleared, he found himself slumped over a table surrounded by empty beer bottles. His head was pounding!

"Sesshoumaru sama!" Rin begged as she pulled on his long white hair to get his attention. Fed up and tired, Rin started to cry.

Sesshoumaru looked down at the small human child now crying on the floor. He bent down and picked her up in his arms. "Rin, why are you crying?" He asked.

Wiping the tears from her face she mumbled some words between her sobs. "Rin *sob, wants Sesshoumaru sama to take *sob, Rin back home. Rin *sob, is sleepy. *sob Jaken is mean *sob, its no fun here *sob,."

That's all that Sesshoumaru could understand before the child fell to sleep in his arms.

"Argh. That terrible dream. Inuyasha's bitch Kagome is going to die if I ever see her again!" Sesshoumaru pondered as he stood up. Immediately he lost his balance and fell back against the table. "Fuck." He muttered as he tried again.

As Sesshoumaru edged his way over towards the door with Rin in his arms, he stumbled once again over something on the floor. "GOD DAMMIT! WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!"

Sesshoumaru stood up and looked at what tripped him. Before him lay Inuyasha, unconscious. "Get up you hanyou!!!" He shouted as he kicked him in the ribs. Grumbling, Inuyasha awoke in a cold sweat. "It was only a dream, only a dream, only a dream." He panted out.

"Ahh. Sesshoumaru…did you by any chance have a dream that involved automatic windows, the energizer bunny, and latex gloves???" Inuyasha asked as he looked up at Sesshoumaru and Rin.

Sesshoumaru shifted uneasily. " …and prunes?"

"Ya! You had it too. uh oh." Sesshoumaru's words hit him. "PRUNES!!!" Undoing his clothes, Inuyasha looked down his pants. To his relief they were still there, nothing had changed.

"Well." Inuyasha said with a smirk on his face. "I better put these to good use while I can! Where's Kagome?" He said as he patted his "thing".

Sesshoumaru snorted with disgust and left with Rin while shouting at Jaken.

Inuyasha stood up and looked for Kagome. Instead he found something else. He remembered Kagome telling Shippo it was a "karaoke machine" or something. He always wanted to try it…but he wanted to find Kagome more, so he stood up on the bar table. Everyone turned their attention to Inuyasha.

"What is he doing?" Kagome thought as she saw the site before her.

Inuyasha scanned the crowd until he found Kagome. As he was about to jump down and go to her, someone pulled him back. He turned around to see Kaede. "Sing." She ordered as she shoved a microphone in his hand. Then something flashed before him with words highlighted on it. The music blared. "Ahh…why not." He thought as he started to sing the words before him. Nervous, he looked at Kagome, afraid to look at the other people because they might laugh.

"You and me baby ain't nothing like mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel! Come on now."

Kagome moved towards Inuyasha. "He wants me to do what?!" She said to herself, but it was too late. As soon as Inuyasha saw her he jumped down from the bar counter, hauled Kagome over his shoulder in a fireman's carry and went to go get some "action."

Everyone whistled and clapped as Inuyasha took Kagome with him.

As Miroku watched them leave, a brilliant idea came to his mind! "Hummmmm." He thought. "Inuyasha only sang a song to Kagome and she went willingly to "bear his child". So if I sing one too, maybe Sango will."

Miroku RAN for the microphone. He jumped up on the counter. "Ok ladies, gents, and youkai's, this song is going out to the sexist exterminator out there, Sango!"

Sango stared. Her jaw hit the floor. "What the hell is he doing?!" She mumbled as she looked at Miroku who had a stupid grin across his face. His eyes were glued on hers. She felt her face go crimson. The music started and Miroku began to sing.

"I like…BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie! Those other ones can't deny. Cuz when a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and a round thing in your face. You get STRUNG!!!"

Sango clenched her hands. "HENTAI!!!!!!!!!" She yelled on the top of her lungs and stormed out of the pub with her boomerang slung over her shoulder.

Everyone froze.

"Shit." Miroku said as he ran out after her into the cold night.

"Well then, that was interesting." Kaede said. The party was dying down. Kaede thought that she should provide a little bit of her own "entertainment" to keep it going! Kaede got up and started to dance.

"Come on boys! You know you want it!!!" She shouted as she began to strip.

"Take it off baby!" Was heard from the back of the room. Everyone turned their horrific faces to see who it was. They turned to see none other than Toutousai, with eyes bulging and stuffing his face with popcorn. He was very, ahem, interested.

Kaede continued. "Put it on!!!" A youkai shouted in the crowd. But Kaede continued. Everyone ran out screaming. The only people remaining in the pub were Kaede and Toutousai...

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A/N- Ummm. I didn't really know how to end it so that was kinda like the ending but not really. THERE IS MORE!!! I still have to conclude what happened to Kikyou/Kouga, Inuyasha/Kagome, and Miroku/Sango and Kaede/Toutousai. Bring on the lemons! On a last note.credit is given to SIR MIX A LOT and THE BLOOD HOUND GANG for those songs we used in this fic for the karaoke scene. Stay tuned.