InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's Dream (or should we say Nightmare!) ❯ Neutered. (Prunes?) ( Chapter 3 )

A/N- Okay, this is going to be a good one! Brace yourself everybody!

Chapter 3

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The first thing they saw as they walked into the building were bright pink walls with bunny rabbits all over them. If this wasn't bad enough, the sounds coming from the back room could make any youkai turn tails and run.

"What. what is this place?" Inuyasha asked nervously looking around.

"It looks like someone blew up the energizer bunny while it was on crack!" exclaimed Sesshoumaru as he began tugging on the choker around his neck desperately trying to get free.

Kagome ignored the two as she dragged them toward the receptionist's desk. "Hi! I've an appointment with the vet to "fix" my boys." She said with a bright smile.

The receptionist put down the paper she was reading and looked over at Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. "The Doc's with another patient right now so you'll have ta wait your turn." She said as she blew a bubble with the gum she was chewing.

Inuyasha nearly had a heart attack as he saw the face of the receptionist. "K-K-Kaede-baba?" he said in a nervous voice.

Kaede looked at him. "Yes? Do you have a question about how the procedure is going to work?" she picked up a pamphlet close to her. "Well, all we do is knock you out, and when you wake up your perfectly fine, if not better!!!"

Sesshoumaru blinked. "If we will be better, then why are we here, we are not sick or injured."

But before Kaede could reply, childish screams filled the air. "NOOOOO!!! I WANT THEM BACK!!! MAKE THEM COME BACK!!!!" Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru stood there in stunned silence as young Rin dragged out a bawling Shippo.

Rin shook her head. "No! Jaken says that bad things happen if you have them. He says it's not safe." She paused. "Jaken also said that Sesshoumaru-sama needed his taken off too." Rin looked around at the people in the vet's office, she squealed in delight as she saw Sesshoumaru. "Sesshoumaru-sama!!!" she said as she ran towards him. "Jaken told me you were coming and that I should wait cause after the operation you'd need my help cause you would feel really sore and be really sad and. why did he say you wouldn't be able to have babies after?"

Before Sesshoumaru could say anything a nurse walked in. She smiled at them despite the fact that she was wearing a puffy sleeved pink shirt and skirt. "The doctor will now see." She looked down at her paper, "Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru."

The brothers looked at each other in horror. They were about to flee when Kagome yanked their leashes and dragged them over to where the nurse was standing. She then handed her the leashes.

When Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were close enough to see the nurse's face they were stunned. Standing in front of them, hair done up in pigtails was none other than. "MIROKU!!!" The brothers yelled in unison.

"Why hello there! Now if you follow me, I'll take you to the back." He said as he led the way. The brothers followed unwillingly.

As they entered the room, they saw needles, scalpels, and other 'tools' on the counter. The vet turned around to look at them. "So we are going to fix you two up, eh? Well this won't hurt a bit! Miroku, I have a feeling I'll need your assistance with these two." She said.

"Yes, Doctor Sango." Miroku replied as he tied Sesshoumaru to the leg of the operation table. He took out a muzzle from one of the counter doors and fitted it around his mouth. "Miss. Kagome, would you be so kind as to tightly hold Inuyasha's leash?"

Kagome did what he asked and sat down in a chair by the door with Inuyasha at her feet. Doctor Sango put on her latex cloves. Miroku started to hold Sesshoumaru in place as Sango approached. Behind her back she carried a huge boomerang. "Okay on the count of three.ONE.TWO.."

*THUMP*

Sesshoumaru was on the floor knocked out. Inuyasha looked at the terrible sight, but before he could run, Doctor Sango came up and whopped him one on the head too.

*THUMP*

Inuyasha was on the floor next to Sesshoumaru unconscious. Miroku started to lift them up on the operating table and strip them of their clothes while Sango prepared the needle injections.

"They call me the SPERM EXTERIMATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango laughed out loud and began to operate.

***A few hours later..

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru gained semi-consciousness. "What the fuck?!" Sesshoumaru screamed as he looked down underneath the white cloth covering his naked body. "What the hell happened?"

"How come they are all shriveled up? They look like prunes!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"That bitch! Now I can't mate! Man, I'm SORE!!!" Sesshoumaru said.

Before Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru could get up and leave, Doctor Sango and Nurse Miroku came in.

"Are you ready for round two, boys?" She said as she held up a butcher knife.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

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A/N- To quote Bob Barker, megarooski and leala say, "Help control the pet population. Have your pet spaded or neutered. Good night everybody!"

* Yes. Miroku is a drag queen. No anime is complete without one! I hope all of you people got what was suggested in the last few sentences. ;) Oh and if any guys flame us, we'll have Sango come and get ya!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha. Special thanks goes out to Sparkling Cyanide who gave us some inspirational tips. Stay tuned for the next chapter! See ya!