InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's Dream (or should we say Nightmare!) ❯ Dream...or Nightmare? ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

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*Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's Dream

Mist and fog surrounded Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. They looked around them and saw a figure in the distance. It was coming towards them and seemed to carry something in its arm. As it came closer, they soon realized .it was.Kagome!

"Naughty, naughty!" She said shaking her finger at them.

"Kagome, what's wrong with you?" Inuyasha replied startled by the whiny childish quality of her voice.

"Something wrong with me? Oh no no nooooooo! I think there's something wrong with you two. Look what I got! Here let me put it on you!"

Kagome fastened a collar on Inuyasha and a choker on Sesshoumaru. She then put them on a leash.

"Let me go you stupid woman!" Sesshoumaru yelled, but before he could run away, she yanked his leash and choked him.

"Hey how come I can't take this off?! The rosary was bad enough!" Inuyasha said.

"These are purified so that anyone with youkai blood can be controlled." She said with a wicked gleam in her eyes. "That means I can take you anywhere I want too!" With that she took off, dragging the demons behind her.

"Where do you plan to take us?" Sesshoumaru asked warily after pulling the links of the chain out of his larynx.

"It's a surprise, boys! Were almost there." After a few minutes passed they reached Kagome's house. "Hop on in." She gestured to the car and pulled open the door.

"What the hell? You can't drive?" Inuyasha shouted.

"Now I can!" Kagome said as she pulled out Kouga's real license.

"But you don't look like a hippy gym teacher!" Sesshoumaru exclaimed after reviewing the picture and comparing it to her.

"Ya.well, I don't really need it unless we get pulled over by the cops. Besides, I can always work my way out of it by using my feminine charm."

"You're going to flash him!!!" Inuyasha was shocked but would also want to be there to see it.

Before Kagome could dignify that with her response, Sesshoumaru asked, "What if this cop person is a woman?"

"Well then I guess one of you guys will have to do the talking." Kagome said as she started the engine and backed out.

*One minute later.

"God dammit! Watch where you're going! Your going to get us all killed. Stupid bitch!" Sesshoumaru said now very high strung. Inuyasha wasn't paying attention to Kagome's terrible driving. Instead, he was playing with the automatic window switch.

"Window goes up! Window goes down! Window goes up! Window goes down!" Somehow without him noticing it, his hair got caught in the window. "Window goes…UP!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH! GOD DAMMIT, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!"

Kagome and Sesshoumaru who were still fighting ignored Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru gave up and stuck his head out the window in order to cool down. After a few minutes, Kagome noticed water dripping down the windshield. "When did it start to rain?" she asked out loud.

"That's not rain," said Inuyasha who was till trying to free his hair from the window. "That's Sesshoumaru." He gave a cry of joy as he finally managed to get his hair out of the window. He then turned to look at Kagome. "He's got his head out the window and is drooling all over the car."

Kagome looked at him stunned. "That's not rain. That's drool." She said in a disbelieving tone. Inuyasha nodded. "Your telling me that Sesshoumaru is drooling all over my mother's car?" Inuyasha nodded again. Kagome took a deep breath trying to calm herself. "Well Inuyasha can you get him in here, so that I can SKIN THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH ALIVE FOR RUINING THE WAX ON THIS CAR!!!! It took me for ever to get all three layers of wax done and I don't want anyone to hurt my baby." She started to pet the steering wheel. "Oh Possie-sama it's going to be okay. I promise I'll put more wax on you and never let these mangy mutts back in here again."

Inuyasha was about to say something comforting… Well he was going to _try_ to be comforting, when Kagome suddenly brought the car to a screeching halt, sending him into the windshield. Sesshoumaru wasn't so lucky and he was sent right out of the car into a muddy puddle. "We're here!" Kagome said cheerfully as Inuyasha peeled himself off the dashboard. "I told you to wear your seat belt!"

Sesshoumaru looked down at the mud dripping from him. "My white clothes!!" He then felt something run down his face. "MY HAIR!!!!! This is gonna leave a stain." He said as tears began to pour from his eyes.

Kagome ignored him and grabbed both his and Inuyasha's leashes and began dragging them inside. "Come on boys lets go inside."

Both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru had a feeling something bad was going to happen. As they stepped into the cheery looking building they realized that this could only mean trouble…

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Thanks mistic, actually that would be a good idea for another fic. But I already had this one planned out. Sorry, but the pairings are kag/inu, san/mir, kik/kou, sess/kagura, and kaede/toutousai. Yea I know, some of the chapters I realize NEED spicing up, but I swear, it you over exaggerate it, its so much better. The lemon is going to be in chapter 5 and on. If you want spicing up, wait for chapters 3 and 4. I swear, they are the best…and somewhat amusing for the sick minded. The next chapter is going to be by far the best one yet, well except for the upcoming lemons. Oh, "possie-sama" that's more of an inside joke, sorry about that I just had to add that in for my sake. Stay tuned!