InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Ten ( Chapter 10 )

A very irate director stands in front of the entire cast of Inuyasha (excluding the namesake of the show), including a girl clinging to Sesshoumaru's arm, muttering incoherency to herself with a wide, rather insane-looking grin permanently pasted to her face.

"Alright, I'm going to ask one more time," the director bites out between gritted teeth, her voice dripping with venom, "Where. Is. The. MUTT!?"

Everyone's hair flies back from the force of her shout but still they remain silent. The director looks over the crowd of faces with narrowed eyes until she comes to a guilty looking pair of women who twitch under her scrutiny.

"You!" she shouts sharply. The two in question jerk their heads up to look into the angry face of their boss, eyes shining with guilt.

"You know something about Inuyasha, don't you?!"

They remain silent until Kagome suddenly drops to the ground, twitching and squirming and gagging like an idiot while muttering between raspy breaths. "Can't… an-answer… seizure!"

The director stands looking down upon the actress with a deadpan look as she continues to convulse.

"Uh… Kohana," begins Kagura. When the girl doesn't stop and only continues to twitch more violently, the demon kicks her in the side. "Kohana! She isn't buying it!"

Kagome immediately ceases her act and stands and dusts herself off, acting as if nothing had happened. She turns to her boss with a straight face and confesses. "It was all Kagura's doing. I saw her leave with Inuyasha this morning and he didn't come back with her."

Kagura stands stark still, staring at her partner in crime with disbelief. But before she can open her mouth to protest, two men grab her by the arms and begin dragging her off to an unknown destination.

Her boss slaps Kagome on the back good-naturedly. "It's good to know I can trust someone around here. You know, Kohana, I think it's about time you got a nice, juicy raise.

Kagome hides a snicker as she walks off talking with the director.

Someone speaks up from the middle of the crowd. "Has anyone seen my dildo? It's been missing for a while now…"

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