InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha: new allies, new foes ❯ um... hi? ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

INU: BACKLASH WAVE!
(it's finally come. the final battle between Naraku and Inuyasha and co., and it's about to end. let's watch.)
KAG: grr... i need an opening for my arrow.
INU: here we go. WIND SCAR!
NAR: hah, your wasting your- (barrier shatters) WHAT THE?
KAG: here's my shot! SACRED ARROW! (arrow hits Naraku's heart, and binds him to a tree)
NAR: he he he, you think a mere arrow can kill me? (tries to move, is unable) what?
INU: what's that look on your face, Naraku, fear perhaps? looks good on you.
KAG: that isn't any old arrow, it's the same arrow Kikyou bound Inuyasha with so many years ago.
INU: isn't it ironic that the arrow you forced her to fire would be your downfall? he's all yours Miroku.
MIR: i'm sure gonna miss this power. WIND TUNNEL!
(Naraku is absorbed, Kagura and Kanna are freed from their bonds, join the team, happy-happy-joy-joy, Kagome awakes.)
KAG: it was only a dream?
(it has been one month since Naraku's downfall, Kagome often revisits it in her dreams)
KAG: hey, I got a new E-mail from my pen pal! let's see here... dear Kagome, it's summer over here in America and school is out, so my boyfriend and I wish to come and meet you, say, December 10? give your answer with reply mail. Sincerely, Hannah. of course I want to meet her!
(types in response, looks at clock)
KAG: oh, I was supposed to meet Inuyasha today!
(runs out of the room, three days pass, Kagome returns to find a boy leaning against the wall, laughing fit to burst, and a girl poking her grandpa in the head)
KAG: um, who are you?
GRL: poke... poke... hi, I'm Hannah, your pen pal, poke... poke...
BOY: (stops laughing) I, I, I'm D, D, Dillin. BWA HA HA (starts laughing again)
KAG: hi, please stop poking my grandpa.
(immediately stops)
INU: hey Kagome, whats with the idiots? you ran off so suddenly back there.
(laughter subsides)
DIL: who's an idiot? only a true maniac would wear those fake dog ears.
INU: (draws tetsuaiga) what'd you say?
HAN: pretty ears. poke. (ears twitch) ahh, the ears are possesed!
INU: they're real, you nitwits.
HAN: boy with funky ears, I have a very important question to ask you.
IINU: what's that?
HAN: what's a nitwit?
ALL: ...
(Kagome introduces everyone, group leaves for feudal era)
INU: ah, back in my own time.
DIL: (laughing) yeah, it's a shame the car missed.
HAN: so, Kagome, how long have you and Inuyasha been together?
KAG: umm...
HAN: yes, and how does this make you feel, hmm?
KAG: heke?
HAN: so, have you had sex yet?
KAG: HEKE?!?!
INU: YOU TOLD HER!?
KAG: no, I haven't, but you just did!
INU: aww, crap.
HAN: so, Dillin and I are together.
(Dillin blushes)
KAG: ok, Inuyasha and I are an item, but we HAVEN'T done it yet!
(enter Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Rin, Kohaku, Shippo, Kagura and Kanna)
KAG: Sesshomaru! what are you doing here?
INU: don't worry Kagome, Sesshomaru and I have agreed to cooperate.
KAG: well that's a first.