InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha: new allies, new foes ❯ sorry we're late! ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

(we spent 1 day in the feudal era, then I, the great and all-powerful Dillin, who is NOT nuts, remembered something I forgot, so Hannah, Kagome, Inuyasha and I were hanging out around Kagome's high school, waiting for my friends, who insisted they would catch up with Hannah and I later...)

HAN: I'm bored!
INU: apparently, you're always bored.
HAN: ...
KAG: well?
HAN: (pokes Inuyasha) POKE!!!
INU: OW, WUZZAT FOR!?!?
HAN: I GOT BORED!!!
INU: I HATE YOU!!!
DIL: STOP YELLOWING!!!
KAG: SIT!!!
(BANG)
INU: OW!!!
???: Dillin! hey, Dillin!?!?
DIL: oh, look, there you guys are!
(my best friend Michael, and my cousin Chris run up)
DIL: what took you so long? you guys were supposed to show up in the first chapter, but you didn't, so you completely threw off the story! I had the perfect name for chapter 2, but you guys didn't show up, so I had to give it the name "sorry we're late!" I mean, what kind of lame name is that!?!?!?
ALL: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?
DIL: well, you do know this is a story, right?
ALL: ...
DIL: I'M NOT NUTS!!!
(I run off, screaming like a girl)
HAN: he'll be back.
(sure enough, I return, 5 minutes later)
DIL: what'd I miss?
HAN: nothing much, Mikey tried to kill chris a couple times, yet failed miserably.
DIL: when doesn't he fail?
CHR: HEY! I'm your cousin, shouldn't you be a little more concerned for my safety?
DIL: you're still alive, right?
CHR: yes.
DIL: well, okay, then!
CHR: ...I hate you.
DIL: yeah, I know.
INU: cm'on, let's get out of here!
DIL: Inuyasha?
INU: yo.
DIL: try not to attack any "metal demons" on the way back, mmmkay?
INU: ...I hate you.
DIL: yeah, I know.
HAN: boy, you sure are unpopular.
DIL: yeah, I know.
INU: what don't you know?
DIL: yeah, I know.
KAG: uh, Dillin, are you there?
DIL: yeah, I know.
HAN: (in my ear) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIL: yeah, I know.