InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha: new allies, new foes ❯ HEKE??? ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

(after meeting up with Chris and Michael, Inuyasha, Kagome, Hannah, Chris, Michael and I were walking back to the well that would return us to the feudal era...)

HAN: I'm bored.
INU: you're always bored.
HAN: I know, but right now I'm SUPER bored.
INU: that's it, I'm gonna - hey, look, a car!
(starts chasing it)
KAG: SIT!
(bang)
INU: OW!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHA...
INU: feh. whatever. just let me know when you guys are done.
DIL: hey look, there's the well!
INU: really?
DIL: I dunno, let's check.
(Inuyasha and I peer into the well)
DIL: it's too dark, I can't see!
INU: well, why don't you take a closer look?
(shove)
DIL: GERONIMOOOOOO...
(everyone looks in)
ALL: Dillin?
DIL: OOOOOOOO (inhales) OOOOOOOOO...
HAN: damn, that's deep!
MIC: well, let's follow him.
INU: ladies first.
(shove)
MIC: BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
HAN: (pokes Inuyasha) POKE!
(Inuyasha was caught off guard and fell into the well)
INU: DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...
(everyone else follows, wake up, Hogwarts music plays in background)
???: who're you lot?
DIL: hi, I'm Dillin, and this is Michael, Chris, Hannah, Kagome, and Inuyasha.
???: hello, I'm Harry. Harry Potter.
CHR: what's with the stick, do you pick your nose with it?
(Harry glares at Chris, turns him into a snail)
MIC: SWEET! escargot anyone?
DIL: no, that's a bad, bad Mikey, spit out the snail!
(Michael spits Chris out)
MIC: aww, you're no fun
DIL: yeah, I know.
ALL: NOT AGAIN!!!
DIL: GOTCHA!
CHR: you guys are crazy, I'm outta here!
(one hour passes and Chris hasn't even gone the length of Hannah's shoe)
DIL: I'm bored, can you change him back???
HAR: oh, alright.
(changes Chris back)
CHR: great, now how do we get out of here?
MIC: click your heels 3 times and say-
(SMACK)
MIC: OW!
DIL: don't EVEN go there.
HAR: actually, just go through that door.
ALL: ...
(5 minutes later...)
INU: FINALLY back in my world!
DIL: sweetness, so what's next, some jewel shard hunting?
INU: you guessed it.
SHI: hi, Inuyasha!
INU: GAH! Shippo, don't do that!
HAN: ...you're short! poke the short person, YAY!
SHI: no, no, please - OW!