InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Out Takes ❯ InuYasha Out Takes ( Chapter 1 )

 

 

A/N:Well like I said....I'm starting an InuYasha Out Takes Fic!!!!I just ate ice cream, two chocolate bars, barbaque chips and peanut butter chocolate chip cookies and I'm pretty hyper so don't mind if these out takes are stange and suffer from mental writing!!(LOL mental writing....I just made up a disease!!!!)I'm going to write around 5 to 7 episodes for now.I've only seen up to episode 82 and episode 83 comes on tonight!!!After I calm down a little I'll start chapter 10 on Secrets and Changes!!!Also I wrote some more poems so read those and REVIEW!!!!ENJOY!!!=^.^=

 

 

Inu_Girl17:Directer and writer

Katara:Second directer, second writer and producer

Inu Gang and all other InuYasha characters:Actors

 

Ok lets get the show on the road!!!!!

 

~Episode 1~

 

Inu_Girl17:Ok scene 7!!!ACTION!!!

*Kagome yells out in sheer panic for someone to save her from the centipede demon chasing her. InuYasha awakens from Kikyou's seal. Kagome runs back to the tree and is surprised to see him awake. InuYasha convinces Kagome to pull out the arrow because he still can not escape from the tree. InuYasha gets free and kicks the demon's butt. After, InuYasha demands the Shikon No Tama from Kagome.*

InuYasha:Actually you know, I don't want the jewel anymore

Katara:WHAT!!???FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!!!!YOUR SUPOSED TO TRY TO STEEL IT FROM HER!!!!!

InuYasha:But what if I don't want to?!

Inu_Girl17:InuYasha you have to.If you don't then to whole story is messed up

InuYasha:Feh!I'm going to take a nap!

*InuYasha starts to walk off stage*

Katara:INUYASHA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE OR I'LL CUT YOUR PAY AND NOT GIVE YOU ANYMORE RAMEN!!!!!!

*InuYasha runs back on stage*

InuYasha:OK wench hand it over right now or I'll cut you in places you didn't even know existed!!!

Kagome:*sighs* I swear the things you do for ramen!!

 

 

~Episode 2~

 

Inu_Girl17:Ok people scene 12!!!ACTION!!!!!

*Kagome, using someone's bow and arrow, attaches the foot to the arrow and shoots, causing the arrow to hit the demon directly. Unfortunately the Shikon No Tama is also hit, and shatters into lots of little pieces in a great white light.*

InuYasha:OHHH look at all the pretty lights!!!

Inu_Girl17:Ummm InuYasha your suposed to be really pissed off right now cause of the jewel shattering.

InuYasha:Screw the jewel!!Shut up and let me enjoy the lights!!!

Kagome:*backs away slowly* I better get out of here before he realises he is supose to be mad at me

 

 

~Episode 3~

 

Inu_Girl17:Ok everyone scene 29!!And InuYasha don't act like an idiot this time!

InuYasha:Feh!

Katara:ACTION!!!!

*Kagome is taking a bath in the cold lake. She remembers the conversation with Kaede and Inuyasha that night before. Kaede insists that it will take both Inuyasha and Kagome together to restore the shattered Shikon no Tama. InuYasha is peeping on her as she wades up from the lake. She notices him. Kagome:SIT!!!!! *InuYasha slams into the ground* Kagome:WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!! InuYasha:*picks himself off the ground*What!!!???You should take this as a compliment.*Gets a sly grin on face*Come on lets go somewhere more private Kagome:Huh? *Smiles* Oh I see *InuYasha and Kagome walk off stage* Katara:HEY GUYS WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING!!!!??????DIDN'T YOU READ THE SCRIPT!!!???GET BACK HERE!!!!!

 

~Episode 4~

 

Katara:Ok guys I'm not in the mood for any of your shit so FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!!!!Scene 53!!!ACTION!!!!! *We see more fighting but just as Yura is about to kill InuYasha-* InuYasha:Hey bitch I can see down your shirt and damn you have some fine goodies!Are you by any chance single? *Everyone except InuYasha, Yura and Kagome start laughing their heads off* Kagome:INUYASHA!!!!! Yura:Now that you mention it, I am single InuYasha:Then lets ditch these freaks and go have some fun if ya know what I mean Katara:Oh gods I think I'm going crazy!!Wheres the drugs when ya need them???!!!!

 

 

~Episode 5~

 

Inu_Girl17:Ok Katara is going to be away for awhile.She was dragged away to a mental hospital in a straight jaket.She claims its because of you guys so lets behave are selves.Scene 74!!!ACTION!!!!! *We see Sesshoumaru and his servant, Jaken, approach a grave, looking for what Sesshoumaru calls 'the fang.' We later learn that it is Inuyasha's inheritence, a guardian sword, Tessaiga, which was made from a fang donated by his father. Sesshoumaru wants it. Using Staff of Heads, Jaken tests the grave to see if it is indeed the grave of his and Inuyasha's father. It isn't!As Sesshoumaru walks away, Jaken runs after him. Jaken:LORD SESSHOUMARU!!!!!LORD SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!WAIT FOR THIS LOWLY SERVENT!!!!! *Sesshoumaru stops and Jaken crashes into his leg* Sesshoumaru:Jaken I am getting tired of hearing your annoying voice. *Starts slashing Jaken into pieces with his claws* Jaken:AHHHH SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!!!! Sesshoumaru:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Inu_Girl17:CUT!!!!!CUT!!!!!STOP TAPEING!!!!!CUT!!!!!!!!! Sesshoumaru:I AM CUTTING!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inu_Girl17:I hope the mental hospital has an extra room

 

 

~Episode 6~

 

Director:Ok people I'm going to be your new director for awhile since you scared away your other two.Scene 106!!!ACTION!!!! *Sesshoumaru then declares "playtime" to be over and tries to kill Inuyasha (again) with his pretty cool poison claw attacks. Kagome beats up on Jaken (yeah!) when he tries to use his staff on Inuyasha. When Jaken knocks her down, she reaches up to grab Tessaiga to hoist herself up, and sees Sesshoumaru about to deal a heavy blow to Inuyasha. Wanting to save his life and being a human, she yells his name and starts to run at Sesshoumaru: so naturally the sword easily slips out of the altar. Shocked beyond belief, everyone in the room stops what they're doing. Kagome:Um...oops? Sesshoumaru:Wow she has power, she will make stonge pups.Come on bitch lets leave this worthless hanyou and toad and go somewhere more private *Sesshoumaru and Kagome walk off stage* InuYasha:SESSHOUMARU YOU BASTARD GET BACK HERE!!!!!WE'RE NOT FINISHED!!!!!!!! Jaken:YES LORD SESSHOUMARU GET AWAY FROM THAT DISGUSTING HUMAN AND FINISH OFF THE FORTHLESS HANYOU!!!!!! InuYasha:HEY I'M NOT WORTHLESS!!!!YOUR THE WORTHLESS TOAD!!!!!!! Jaken:SHUT UP!!!!!WE MUST GET LORD SESSHOUMARU BACK!!!!!! InuYasha:For once I agree with you.HEY SESSHOUMARU GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!! *InuYasha and Jaken run off stage* Director:Oh man!!No wonder the other two went crazy!!!I QUIT!!!!!!!!!

 

 

A/N:Well thats all for tonight!!!So what did you think??I'll do more tomarrow.Don't forget to REVIEW!!!!!And don't forget to REVIEW for my other fics!!!!Now I'm off to work on chapter 10 of Secrets and Changes!!!!Luv Ya All!!!!!