InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Out Takes ❯ More InuYasha Out Takes ( Chapter 2 )

 

 

A/N:Well even though I said I wouldn't add another chapter till I got at least 3 reviews, I changed my mind. I was playing Final Fantasy 9 and it was starting to drive me crazy so I'm doing this to burn off some steam!!!!Enjoy and REVIEW!!!!

 

 

Disclaimer:I don't own it so don't fuck with me!!I'm having a bad day don't make me take it out on you!!!!(reconize the lyrics?LOL)

 

 

~Episode 7~

 

Katara:Ok guys I'm back so don't fuck around!!!AND I MEAN IT INUYASHA!!!!!!

Inu_Girl17:Um...Action?

*In the middle of their fight, Kagome emerges from the remains of the melted bones around her. Inuyasha is just astounded (and happy, of course). Kagome then gives him the sword. However, Sesshoumaru takes off the kid gloves and transforms into his demon form...a huge white dog. He breathes out a poisonous gas, forcing Kagome and Myouga to climb up the wall of the rib cage and escape the fumes. Inuyasha is forced to fight with his brother*

InuYasha:GODS SESHOUMARU!!!!YOU GOT SOME BAD BREATH!!!!!!

*Everyone breaks out laughing*

InuYasha:NO SERIOUSLY!!!HOW LONG AGO DID YOU LAST BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!????

Sesshoumaru:*growls*

Katara:CUT!!!!

Sesshoumaru:*doesn't listen and eats InuYasha*

InuYasha:Good thing that was the stunt double and not the real me

Sesshoumaru:*turns towards the real InuYasha with death in his eyes*

InuYasha:Uh oh

Inu_Girl17:RUN!!!!!!!!!

 

 

~Episode 9~

 

Inu_Girl17:Well last episode was interesting

Katara:No shit!!Now we have to get another stunt double and everyone is too scared to take the job!!!

Inu_Girl17:Oh shut up Katara!ACTION!!!!

*As the episode starts out, Inuyasha is eating some of Kagome's food (in an old battlefield, to boot), when it suddenly becomes dark, and a strange blue fire appears. It's a magic trick of a fox demon; so we finally meet Shippou, a very young fox demon who has recently lost his father*

Kagome:OH MY GODS!!!!HE'S SOOOO CUTE!!!!

*Kagome grabs him and hugs him really tight*

Katara:KAGOME STOP MULESTING THE POOR THING AND FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!!!!!!

Kagome:BUT HE'S SOOOO ADORIBLE!!!!!

Shippou:HELP!!!HELP!!!RAPE!!!I'M BEING RAPED!!!!!I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!

Inu_Girl17:CUT!!!!Lets try this again people!!!!

 

 

~Episode 10~

 

Inu_Girl17:Ok guys can we please try to do this right for once?We do have a budget to work with

Katara:ACTION!!!!

*Inuyasha decides that he must solve the Manten problem before he can fight Hiten. Meanwhile, Shippou has latched onto Manten's throat with his teeth, and, though he must be in a lot of pain, doesn't let go even as Manten hits him pretty hard on the head. With the other hand, Manten holds Kagome by the throat, attempting to choke her*

Kagome:AHHH!!!!HELP ME!!!!!SOMEONE PLEASE!!!!!I'M BEING RAPED!!!

Manten:Would you shut up bitch and let me enjoy this!!!!

Kagome:AHH!!!!INUYASHA!!!!SAVE ME!!!!

InuYasha:CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY???!!!!

Kagome:CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING RAPED???!!!!DON'T YOU CARE???!!!!

*InuYasha stops fighting long enough to think*

InuYasha:Um...no not really

Kagome:DAMN YOU TO HELL INUYASHA!!!!!

Katara:WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!Gods I need some drugs

Inu_Girl17:Ok everyone take 5!

 

~Episode 11~

 

Inu_Girl17:Ok guys Katara is in the hospital because of an over dose of crack.We are going to visit her after this episode.I don't know she would do that *coughs*you guys*coughs*.Oh well.Action!!!!

*Daylight suddenly pours over the area, and though Kagome takes a second to see how nice Inuyasha is finally being to her, she then realizes she still has tests to take (and has somehow missed a whole night of sleep). Running off, she leaves Inuyasha and Souta behind...Inuyasha feels a bit unappreciated, but at least Souta tells him that was cool*

InuYasha:Does she always do that?

Souta:Yup every time.So InuYasha....are you and my sister going to make babies?

InuYasha:WHAT???!!!!!!

Souta:I mean she dreams about you all the time

InuYasha:*looks suspecious*She does?

Souta:Yup.Just last night she dreamed she was giving you a blow job

InuYasha:*stutters nervously*Did she really?

Souta:Yup!

InuYasha:*sweatdrops*I better go find her *leaves stage*

Souta:*starts laughing*Sucker!!Teenages will believe anything!!!

Inu_Girl17:InuYasha get back here!!!Souta that was a mean jock

Souta:But it was still funny

Inu_Girl17:True

Kagome and InuYasha:SOUTA!!!!!

Souta:Uh oh I better get out of here!!!

 

 

A/N:Well thats all!!!You only get 4 episodes since no one reviewed!!I didn't do episode 8 cause I couldn't think of anything funny.I'm going to go do the dishes and have a shower then I'm going to start working on chapter 12 of Secrets and Changes.Now be good little readers and REVIEW!!!!!BYEZ!!!