InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's Modern Times ❯ The evil and pure... I mean good Miroku ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Nevar216 
Miroku perveted monk or just misunderstood? plus I've always wanted a to say mother of pearl
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.25.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 245 | Status: Work In Progress
Miroku perveted monk or just misunderstood? plus I've always wanted a to say mother of pearl
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.25.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 245 | Status: Work In Progress
Meeting Again For the First Time
Author notes:
( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves. "......" mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else. “ ” means that someone is talking. ‘ ’ means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves.
I had to take this one down and do it again ever one told me it was good but didn't fallow it to well. It was a one shot at first but when I got it I just couldn't stop I hop ut enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any Inuyasha by products. I also don’t won any of the loving character.
Chapter 4 His Kagome
His Kagome......... He watch Inuyasha watch Kagome....
Yes he suppose she was his he supposed looking down at her as her brown eye stared back into his gold ones. He had save her life enough times to (or well any ways) hold that title so did Inuyasha for that as well. But she had also in turn say them and there friend to. She was always so friendly to him even when he wasn’t the most friendliest in the group. He later discovered that she was the glue if you will that held them together in good time and bad. She also bought him and his estranged brother together (he look at Inuyasha trying to stop the laughter at the little mistake Kagome just made on his $10,000 SUIT!..... estranged half brother...) because in truth he loved her just as much a Inuyasha if that where possible.
When did that happen he really didn’t know or really remember yet did remember the trouble it cause and what amusement it was for one assiduous monk.
(Flash back)
On one of the may time that he found himself watch Kagome interact with the little kit named Shippou and Rin. He consider his brother intelligence and said out loud.
“ He not as stupid as he looks she’d make a good mother one day”.
That’s when our neighborhood lecher popped up out of no where.
“ Our kagome Lord Sesshoumaru is a very sweet, beautiful, and special girl.”
He blanched and berated himself for not sensing the monk sooner. He wait tell the blush he knew was there to fad. He put on his stoic mask and turned to the monk and said ...
“ Really, is that why you on numerous occasions watch her and the demon exterminator bath in the hot springs.”
To his surprise he found the monk sporting one of his trademark lecherous grins and look to the girl and then Sango.
“ It’s not my fault Kagome is there when Sango baths that just a added incentive.”
“.....” Blush.
“You know she makes Inuyasha do that some times too, you two do have something non- violent in common”.
Sesshoumaru arched a silver brow.
“Ss ha hhahahha she makes him.... blush to.”
“...”
Laughing, this lech of a monk was laughing at this sesshoumaru he thought as the blush spread. His fist clenched a there side, and if not for the grace of god did he not know even to this day why didn’t kill the monk where he stood.....
.....Oh yeah that when Sango and kagome walk by and miroku had to be miroku and grope Sango.
He always knew he like that girl. Kagome on the other hand and to his surprise put he delict had to his forehead and ask with a sincere concern on her face was he getting sick. He had try his best to be rude but his statement came out softly not like him at all....
“..... th -is sesshoumaru is a demon... demons do not get sick”. She smile.
“Inuyasha says the same thing.”
And her smile..... (He’d forget about the Inuyasha statement this once.)
Her smile was genuine and he notice her hands where soft and he’d like how they felt. Just when he though she’d whisper ...I know what you thinking... the softness and her scent, the scent that was only Kagome was off to make that odd food his brother still eat to this day.
That was when the trouble started, Inuyasha saw and heard everything that transpired in the brief moments. An being his brother and also a demon he new if not by site then by smell what Sesshoumaru felt for at that point in time his Kagome. So what was he suppose to do not back down that’s blood hell for sure. Yes he inherited his father curse for humans he might as well find one like his father worth dying for. Then he remember something just like as if it was yesterday. Looking over to Kagome teaching Rin how to wait to boil the water for the ramen and look back to his brother with a smirk
“ I remember when father once told me brothers should........” He smirk turned in to a out right smile.
“Share”.
By this time Inuyasha was about to spring an attack but Kagome interrupted say that the food was ready and Inuyasha had a hard time..... to kill, or to not kill and eat without being sat that is the question?
He march over and took his bowl before anyone sat to eat he was finish. An as Kagome had out the food he grabbed the bowl meant for Sesshoumaru and said in no mistakable terms and looked him in the eye.
“Feh I don’t share....... anyTHING!”.
He didn’t fret though he counted back form 10... “10, 9, 8, .....
“Inuyasha sit boy. How can you be so rude we all share”.
He laugh, she’s early. “Yes dear brother share and share alike always say”.
Everyone look at him in horrific fascination (what he couldn’t express mirth and enjoyment, just the other day Jaken laugh at something he said but it was a nerves one because of the death that he promised the little toad. So no......... But he did kick Jaken and Rin laugh so there.)
When the spell hold faded Inuyasha retorted with his ususal bombardment of curse word.
An if looks could kill there be no one left in the world except him self. He then went on to everyone sock and confusion except Sesshoumaru about what’s “HIS” is his and how some bitches should think before they get fucking molested by the lest likely persons or demons. This set of a round of horror and laughter. Horror form the other member of the group excluding Rin and laughter from Sesshoumaru because of the new round of sits for Inuyasha.
Rin in turn asked “Sesshoumaru what is molestered?”
“What is a biish?”
“Why dose all the girl have to bare houshi-sama child?”
“Why dose houshi-sama always rub everyone bottom?”
“Do they hurt?”
“Is he try to make them fill better?” And the last made him go pale
“What is F- funken?”
(fucking).
On that note Inuyasha laughter rang out he tripped and fell landing face first into his own sitting hole rolled over and precede to laugh some more.
She must have be saving all that for a rainy day he surmised. Surly He wasn’t expected to answer those question. They were beneath him. Shippou try to help...
“Well fucking is when a mommy and a daddy want a baby, and they wait at the cabbage patch for a stork, and then the stork take you tooth, and leaves a baby, and Satan put a present under you tree.”
Shippou seam to be briefly summarizing all the thing that Kagome had answer him when he ask her similar question. He was so proud that he had remember.
Everyone sweat dropper (except him and Rin, she was happy to be answered) and said in unison
“Satan!”
“Kagome told me Rin and kagome know everything.” He smile at her and she laugh nervously.
Everyone look to Kagome in sock Sango was the first to say....
“ Surly he heard wrong.” .....she too laugh nervously.
Inuyasha was still laugh swept tears form his eye to put in his thoughts
“Your always going back home to this s-kcool to learn and that what the teach you.”
He then went back to laughing on the grown rolling in the dirt like a dog try to scratch a itch he couldn’t reach.
Miroku being Miroku moved closer to Kagome putting his arm around he loosely and saying...
“ We shouldn’t laugh at Kagome for he lack in experience with the opposite sex, look at what she has to work with” ...pointing at Inuyasha.
“Hey.......”
Inuyasha was interrupted by miroku.
“ Hey is for horse and kagome is a women, who long for the touch of a hot blood male... (he looks a sesshoumaru and winks)
“....”
....who will rend her clothesless and with in a inch of her life fuc....”
He didn’t get to finish he was knocked out yet again by Sango.
“Have you forgot what got us to this subject you lecherous monk.”
She the shot a glare at Inuyasha for measure.
Sesshoumaru, well he just sat there thinking to himself that when the time came to battle with Naraku compared to this that will be a hands down easy.
“PERHAPS! we should WATCH! what we SAY! around the CHILDREN!.”
Kagome gowned out blushing with anger embarrassment from the whole conversation. Throw a silent threat a the groups potty mouth hanyou, and infamous lech.
She then went about to cleaning up the mess they made with the children and she obliviously made with Shippou.
“Rin.... Shippou..... It’s not rutting it’s............ making love and that how baby are born.”
“Ow “ the children said in unison.
“And don’t ever listen or rept anything you think is shady that come out of Inuyasha or for that mater Miroku’s mouth” She stated pointedly. “They’re just crazy.”
“OKay”
“Crazy, Crazy like a FOX!” Inuyasha teased.
“Kagome Inuyashas teasing me.”
Sighing Kagome did what was expected .... “ Inuyasha...” He cringes in horror.
“... Sit Boy”
With that she went about cleaning up the camp sit and getting the children ready for bed leaving in her wake a cursing red clad half demon in a hole, an injury, naughty monk in grope mode, an happy toad demon who was glad to come out for once uninjured and what she was sure she was imagining a stoic but enamored demon lord who kept looking at her out the corner his eye.
Shaking her head and laughing at herself for thinking such thoughts she went on about he task not noticing that inuyasha a long sense return from his dirt nap. All of a sudden she felt a like it was deja vu..... ‘tell Inuyasha he should come and sit with us Kagome.’ ‘mmkay Maru-kun.’
She shook he head to get rid of the memories that cam out of nowhere. And continued with her task
Inuyasha glared at his brother.
“What the hell are you looking at pretty boy.”
Sesshoumaru reply.
“ Inuyasha I got the filling Kagome-sama doesn’t like to be refereed to as such.”
“What the fuck are you going on about Sesshoumaru?!”
So engrossed in his brother Inuyasha neglected to detect a fuming kagome.
“Kagome wait I didn’t.....”
“Sit “
”Kagome he’s lyi .......”
“Sit “ ”Bitch I trying to tell you tha......”
“Sit! sit! sit! sit! sit!” “
SIT!” she always got a filling when said “sit” just like the one when Sesshoumaru would look her way.
She huffed and climb into her sleeping bag.After the spell wore of Inuyasha climb in to a near by to rest his weary back.He whisper so only his brother could hear.
“I know what your trying to do you son of a bitch.”
“Why brother I believe that’s the nice thing you’ve ever said to me”
“.......”
“I'll keep watch, would want anything to happen to our Kagome....
....and company”
“.....”
Author notes:
( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves. "......" mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else. “ ” means that someone is talking. ‘ ’ means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves.
I had to take this one down and do it again ever one told me it was good but didn't fallow it to well. It was a one shot at first but when I got it I just couldn't stop I hop ut enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any Inuyasha by products. I also don’t won any of the loving character.
Chapter 4 His Kagome
His Kagome......... He watch Inuyasha watch Kagome....
Yes he suppose she was his he supposed looking down at her as her brown eye stared back into his gold ones. He had save her life enough times to (or well any ways) hold that title so did Inuyasha for that as well. But she had also in turn say them and there friend to. She was always so friendly to him even when he wasn’t the most friendliest in the group. He later discovered that she was the glue if you will that held them together in good time and bad. She also bought him and his estranged brother together (he look at Inuyasha trying to stop the laughter at the little mistake Kagome just made on his $10,000 SUIT!..... estranged half brother...) because in truth he loved her just as much a Inuyasha if that where possible.
When did that happen he really didn’t know or really remember yet did remember the trouble it cause and what amusement it was for one assiduous monk.
(Flash back)
On one of the may time that he found himself watch Kagome interact with the little kit named Shippou and Rin. He consider his brother intelligence and said out loud.
“ He not as stupid as he looks she’d make a good mother one day”.
That’s when our neighborhood lecher popped up out of no where.
“ Our kagome Lord Sesshoumaru is a very sweet, beautiful, and special girl.”
He blanched and berated himself for not sensing the monk sooner. He wait tell the blush he knew was there to fad. He put on his stoic mask and turned to the monk and said ...
“ Really, is that why you on numerous occasions watch her and the demon exterminator bath in the hot springs.”
To his surprise he found the monk sporting one of his trademark lecherous grins and look to the girl and then Sango.
“ It’s not my fault Kagome is there when Sango baths that just a added incentive.”
“.....” Blush.
“You know she makes Inuyasha do that some times too, you two do have something non- violent in common”.
Sesshoumaru arched a silver brow.
“Ss ha hhahahha she makes him.... blush to.”
“...”
Laughing, this lech of a monk was laughing at this sesshoumaru he thought as the blush spread. His fist clenched a there side, and if not for the grace of god did he not know even to this day why didn’t kill the monk where he stood.....
.....Oh yeah that when Sango and kagome walk by and miroku had to be miroku and grope Sango.
He always knew he like that girl. Kagome on the other hand and to his surprise put he delict had to his forehead and ask with a sincere concern on her face was he getting sick. He had try his best to be rude but his statement came out softly not like him at all....
“..... th -is sesshoumaru is a demon... demons do not get sick”. She smile.
“Inuyasha says the same thing.”
And her smile..... (He’d forget about the Inuyasha statement this once.)
Her smile was genuine and he notice her hands where soft and he’d like how they felt. Just when he though she’d whisper ...I know what you thinking... the softness and her scent, the scent that was only Kagome was off to make that odd food his brother still eat to this day.
That was when the trouble started, Inuyasha saw and heard everything that transpired in the brief moments. An being his brother and also a demon he new if not by site then by smell what Sesshoumaru felt for at that point in time his Kagome. So what was he suppose to do not back down that’s blood hell for sure. Yes he inherited his father curse for humans he might as well find one like his father worth dying for. Then he remember something just like as if it was yesterday. Looking over to Kagome teaching Rin how to wait to boil the water for the ramen and look back to his brother with a smirk
“ I remember when father once told me brothers should........” He smirk turned in to a out right smile.
“Share”.
By this time Inuyasha was about to spring an attack but Kagome interrupted say that the food was ready and Inuyasha had a hard time..... to kill, or to not kill and eat without being sat that is the question?
He march over and took his bowl before anyone sat to eat he was finish. An as Kagome had out the food he grabbed the bowl meant for Sesshoumaru and said in no mistakable terms and looked him in the eye.
“Feh I don’t share....... anyTHING!”.
He didn’t fret though he counted back form 10... “10, 9, 8, .....
“Inuyasha sit boy. How can you be so rude we all share”.
He laugh, she’s early. “Yes dear brother share and share alike always say”.
Everyone look at him in horrific fascination (what he couldn’t express mirth and enjoyment, just the other day Jaken laugh at something he said but it was a nerves one because of the death that he promised the little toad. So no......... But he did kick Jaken and Rin laugh so there.)
When the spell hold faded Inuyasha retorted with his ususal bombardment of curse word.
An if looks could kill there be no one left in the world except him self. He then went on to everyone sock and confusion except Sesshoumaru about what’s “HIS” is his and how some bitches should think before they get fucking molested by the lest likely persons or demons. This set of a round of horror and laughter. Horror form the other member of the group excluding Rin and laughter from Sesshoumaru because of the new round of sits for Inuyasha.
Rin in turn asked “Sesshoumaru what is molestered?”
“What is a biish?”
“Why dose all the girl have to bare houshi-sama child?”
“Why dose houshi-sama always rub everyone bottom?”
“Do they hurt?”
“Is he try to make them fill better?” And the last made him go pale
“What is F- funken?”
(fucking).
On that note Inuyasha laughter rang out he tripped and fell landing face first into his own sitting hole rolled over and precede to laugh some more.
She must have be saving all that for a rainy day he surmised. Surly He wasn’t expected to answer those question. They were beneath him. Shippou try to help...
“Well fucking is when a mommy and a daddy want a baby, and they wait at the cabbage patch for a stork, and then the stork take you tooth, and leaves a baby, and Satan put a present under you tree.”
Shippou seam to be briefly summarizing all the thing that Kagome had answer him when he ask her similar question. He was so proud that he had remember.
Everyone sweat dropper (except him and Rin, she was happy to be answered) and said in unison
“Satan!”
“Kagome told me Rin and kagome know everything.” He smile at her and she laugh nervously.
Everyone look to Kagome in sock Sango was the first to say....
“ Surly he heard wrong.” .....she too laugh nervously.
Inuyasha was still laugh swept tears form his eye to put in his thoughts
“Your always going back home to this s-kcool to learn and that what the teach you.”
He then went back to laughing on the grown rolling in the dirt like a dog try to scratch a itch he couldn’t reach.
Miroku being Miroku moved closer to Kagome putting his arm around he loosely and saying...
“ We shouldn’t laugh at Kagome for he lack in experience with the opposite sex, look at what she has to work with” ...pointing at Inuyasha.
“Hey.......”
Inuyasha was interrupted by miroku.
“ Hey is for horse and kagome is a women, who long for the touch of a hot blood male... (he looks a sesshoumaru and winks)
“....”
....who will rend her clothesless and with in a inch of her life fuc....”
He didn’t get to finish he was knocked out yet again by Sango.
“Have you forgot what got us to this subject you lecherous monk.”
She the shot a glare at Inuyasha for measure.
Sesshoumaru, well he just sat there thinking to himself that when the time came to battle with Naraku compared to this that will be a hands down easy.
“PERHAPS! we should WATCH! what we SAY! around the CHILDREN!.”
Kagome gowned out blushing with anger embarrassment from the whole conversation. Throw a silent threat a the groups potty mouth hanyou, and infamous lech.
She then went about to cleaning up the mess they made with the children and she obliviously made with Shippou.
“Rin.... Shippou..... It’s not rutting it’s............ making love and that how baby are born.”
“Ow “ the children said in unison.
“And don’t ever listen or rept anything you think is shady that come out of Inuyasha or for that mater Miroku’s mouth” She stated pointedly. “They’re just crazy.”
“OKay”
“Crazy, Crazy like a FOX!” Inuyasha teased.
“Kagome Inuyashas teasing me.”
Sighing Kagome did what was expected .... “ Inuyasha...” He cringes in horror.
“... Sit Boy”
With that she went about cleaning up the camp sit and getting the children ready for bed leaving in her wake a cursing red clad half demon in a hole, an injury, naughty monk in grope mode, an happy toad demon who was glad to come out for once uninjured and what she was sure she was imagining a stoic but enamored demon lord who kept looking at her out the corner his eye.
Shaking her head and laughing at herself for thinking such thoughts she went on about he task not noticing that inuyasha a long sense return from his dirt nap. All of a sudden she felt a like it was deja vu..... ‘tell Inuyasha he should come and sit with us Kagome.’ ‘mmkay Maru-kun.’
She shook he head to get rid of the memories that cam out of nowhere. And continued with her task
Inuyasha glared at his brother.
“What the hell are you looking at pretty boy.”
Sesshoumaru reply.
“ Inuyasha I got the filling Kagome-sama doesn’t like to be refereed to as such.”
“What the fuck are you going on about Sesshoumaru?!”
So engrossed in his brother Inuyasha neglected to detect a fuming kagome.
“Kagome wait I didn’t.....”
“Sit “
”Kagome he’s lyi .......”
“Sit “ ”Bitch I trying to tell you tha......”
“Sit! sit! sit! sit! sit!” “
SIT!” she always got a filling when said “sit” just like the one when Sesshoumaru would look her way.
She huffed and climb into her sleeping bag.After the spell wore of Inuyasha climb in to a near by to rest his weary back.He whisper so only his brother could hear.
“I know what your trying to do you son of a bitch.”
“Why brother I believe that’s the nice thing you’ve ever said to me”
“.......”
“I'll keep watch, would want anything to happen to our Kagome....
....and company”
“.....”