InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's Modern Times ❯ Television really does rot you brain ( Chapter 5 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Nevar216 
Miroku MTV Lil' Kim video's enough said!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.26.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 202 | Status: Work In Progress
Miroku MTV Lil' Kim video's enough said!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.26.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 202 | Status: Work In Progress
Inuyasha’s Modern Times
Disclaimer: I do not own no Inuyasha..... yo Also do I not own any rights to any songs in this fic or any future fics ... yo
Author’s notes: “ ” means that someone is talking. ‘ ’ means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves. “...” Mean that someone is at a lose for words.
Chapter 5: Television really does rot you brain
Inuyasha and Miroku entered the family room that houses the television.
“ Hey he’s finally awake, what are we watching.”
Inuyasha asked.
“MTV”
Grandpa happily reply while staring at random video women shake their asses.
Inuyasha blushed profusely at what he saw. Women dress in all kinds of obscenely lewd manners. Shaking their bottom at anyone who would look their way.
‘What the hell are they watching?’
He looks at Souta who seems to sing along to the equity obscene song.
‘What the hell is he sing to?’
He stop ranting in his head long enough to take in what the song is say.
(Souta singing along with the song)
...... Lil’ Kim notta whore but I sex a nigger so good he got tell his boys.
When come to sex don’t test my skill cause my head game have you head over hill.
Give a nigger the chills, have him pay my bill, buy matching Land Rovers with the same color wheels. When I not out shopping spending dudes sea note, I in the crib giving nigger beep throat.....
“What the hell is wrong with you people? Do you know what that..... that woman is say? Why are we watching this shit?”
.. You girl cal the crib I m answering the phone guys wanna wife me give me a ring . I do it time, anywhere, I am down for anything. Couple of hump give a nigger goose bumps this junk in my trunk is not made for chumps.
Some how between the time of his observing and his total embarrassment Miroku some how materialize on the couch between Souta and Grandpa.
“ Now, Now Inuyasha we shouldn’t judge a culture on they differences we shoul......
...did she just say I’ll put your face in it?”
Miroku ask wide eyed , because he had some ideals on what she could mean but he wanted to confirm it just the same.
(Souta singing along with the song)
..... I know you sprung off in you tung, I know your tasting it..
50 Cent part: Sex ant a race.
Lil’ Kim part: But I have a thug nigger braking records. Time this........
50 Cent part: 1 min. 6 sec. Magic stick.
Lil’ Kim part: I got the magic box........
Miroku was in love, just then and there he forgot all about the little Kagome’s mother debacle.
“This Lil’ Kim Person is and artist Inuyasha you should respect her point of view.”
“Shut up stupid monk it’s not her point of view your respecting.”
“I beg to differ Inuyasha.” Miroku say with a lecherous smirk.
“I respect all the points of viewing her... I mean all her points of view.”
Inuyasha finally over the sock that is Lil’ Kim takes a set far from Miroku but close in view of the television. There he eyes Miroku skeptically.
“Riiiiiiiiiightttt! I’ll believe that the day Sango bears you a child.”
Miroku block Inuyasha and opt for a chance to question the family about the new object of he unquenchable lust. He weight his options.... Kagome’s Grandpa who was old and wise and closeted pervert if there ever was one, or Souta who was young and innocent
and modernized... who seem to be sing along excitingly to some gay looking men calling themselves the “Back Street Boys”. He wasn’t even going to touch that one. He looked at Souta sing along to the sone.....
(Souta singing along with the song)
All you people can’t you, see can’t you, how you love effecting our reality......
Maybe he‘ll sleep with Inuyasha in Kagome’s room tonight. He slither a little away from Souta because the boy was getting all emotional, doe eyed, and dramatic.
(Souta singing along with the song)
....... And that makes you larger than life.
Miroku felt he had to say something but he wait till the video was over out of some deep down fear that he would be throttled within a inch of his life if he interrupted Souta performance.
“Uh... Souta you like this kind of music do yah?”
“Yeah they are so cool they are my favorite band.”
Miroku look at Souta with confusion.
“Band? like the Band of 7.”
“No, no they are a all boy band they sing and dance and stuff.”
Out of no where in particular Souta whips out a small poster of the same “MEN” from the video. They were wearing silk oversized shirts in pastel coloring with they chest hanging out. Two of them were touching themselves in a semi-provocative way making the same semi-provocative eye contact. He visibly shuddered.
“Yeah I get that way too they are such cool guys.”
Souta offered with a wanton far away look in his eyes.
“I’ll show you the other stuff tonight when you come to sleep with me in my room.
“I got poster, T-shirts, CDS, DVDS, Playing Cards, Trading Cards and....... ”
“You don’t say....”
Miroku decide maybe it would be so bad if he slept in Kagome room with Inuyasha tonight. He looked to said person, who was mumbling to himself with a mouth full of popcorn.
“Feh, I would want to be alone in a well with those guys.”
Maybe he try to get Kagome’s room to himself.
“Hey Inuyasha Why don’t you sleep in Souta’s room tonight he has all this stuff he wan to show you.”
Souta jumped up excitingly.
“That’d be cool Inuyasha, I could show you all my stuff, we could listen to my back street boy CDS.”
“ What ever kid just don’t keep me up all night.”
Relieved that was settled he went back to watching T.V. just in time to see another video with his lady love grinding with some guy who was sing about bottoms.
(Song)
....This is my song for real, no doubtSaid the DJ's making me feel thugged outAs I walk you to the dance floorWe begin to dance slowPut your arms around meI'm feelin' on your booty
“Hey Miroku, you think he might be you reincarnation.” Inuyasha say while laughing.
........Hey pretty mama how you doing?Said I'm just in town for the weekendLooking for a little trouble to get intoBaby tell me what you're drinkingAnd I got you, oohPlayas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollBut I'm taking off after I dance, oh yeah
“Shut up Inuyasha!”
Now you're body's got me feelin' like spendingWith a backroom I could come to live inAnd your hair weave looking kind of prettyThe way you back it up on me babyLord have mercyPlayas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollBut I'm taking off after I dance, yeah
“Now, now Miroku I am just expressing my point of “You” right?”
....If it's your birthdayThen put your hands upYou wanna get drunkThen put your hands upAnd if you got some cashThen put your hands upHave your own jobPut your hands up
“I hope you have new found view and experience when Souta show you his STUFF tonight Inuyasha”.
Playas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollFeel so good, say it againPlayas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollBut I'm taking off after I dance, oh yeah
“What the hell are you talking about monk?”
“Oh nothing. I don’t care. Hey Souta what the deal with this guy is he and Lil Kim together?”
“ Oh no, he like the girls he pees on to be young.”
Souta said matter factly.
“Hey Inuyasha My favorite back street boy is JT, what’s your’s.”
Inuyasha asks Miroku again what he meant by that Souta stuff statement.
“Nothing Inuyasha now be quit the next video is coming on.”
Grandpa shouts out...
“Oh, Oh this one’s my favorite it that Sir looks a lot or was it Licks a lot ? Anyway This is my favorite video”
(Song)
I like big butts and I can not lie you other brother can’t deny.........
Inuyasha thinks to his self about what Miroku said, not being one to be quick on the up take he drops it, that is until......
“Meow....”
Buyo jump it to his lap and fall asleep.
Souta reaches over to stroke Buyo fur.
“I hope you don’t mind Inuyasha Buyo sometime sleep with me....... “
Then Souta hand slips....
I am going to end it at that tell me if you like this chapter I know I said I wasn’t going to write until I revise my fanfictions but I had to this chapter has been eating at me for 2 weeks. Please as alway review
Disclaimer: I do not own no Inuyasha..... yo Also do I not own any rights to any songs in this fic or any future fics ... yo
Author’s notes: “ ” means that someone is talking. ‘ ’ means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves. “...” Mean that someone is at a lose for words.
Chapter 5: Television really does rot you brain
Inuyasha and Miroku entered the family room that houses the television.
“ Hey he’s finally awake, what are we watching.”
Inuyasha asked.
“MTV”
Grandpa happily reply while staring at random video women shake their asses.
Inuyasha blushed profusely at what he saw. Women dress in all kinds of obscenely lewd manners. Shaking their bottom at anyone who would look their way.
‘What the hell are they watching?’
He looks at Souta who seems to sing along to the equity obscene song.
‘What the hell is he sing to?’
He stop ranting in his head long enough to take in what the song is say.
(Souta singing along with the song)
...... Lil’ Kim notta whore but I sex a nigger so good he got tell his boys.
When come to sex don’t test my skill cause my head game have you head over hill.
Give a nigger the chills, have him pay my bill, buy matching Land Rovers with the same color wheels. When I not out shopping spending dudes sea note, I in the crib giving nigger beep throat.....
“What the hell is wrong with you people? Do you know what that..... that woman is say? Why are we watching this shit?”
.. You girl cal the crib I m answering the phone guys wanna wife me give me a ring . I do it time, anywhere, I am down for anything. Couple of hump give a nigger goose bumps this junk in my trunk is not made for chumps.
Some how between the time of his observing and his total embarrassment Miroku some how materialize on the couch between Souta and Grandpa.
“ Now, Now Inuyasha we shouldn’t judge a culture on they differences we shoul......
...did she just say I’ll put your face in it?”
Miroku ask wide eyed , because he had some ideals on what she could mean but he wanted to confirm it just the same.
(Souta singing along with the song)
..... I know you sprung off in you tung, I know your tasting it..
50 Cent part: Sex ant a race.
Lil’ Kim part: But I have a thug nigger braking records. Time this........
50 Cent part: 1 min. 6 sec. Magic stick.
Lil’ Kim part: I got the magic box........
Miroku was in love, just then and there he forgot all about the little Kagome’s mother debacle.
“This Lil’ Kim Person is and artist Inuyasha you should respect her point of view.”
“Shut up stupid monk it’s not her point of view your respecting.”
“I beg to differ Inuyasha.” Miroku say with a lecherous smirk.
“I respect all the points of viewing her... I mean all her points of view.”
Inuyasha finally over the sock that is Lil’ Kim takes a set far from Miroku but close in view of the television. There he eyes Miroku skeptically.
“Riiiiiiiiiightttt! I’ll believe that the day Sango bears you a child.”
Miroku block Inuyasha and opt for a chance to question the family about the new object of he unquenchable lust. He weight his options.... Kagome’s Grandpa who was old and wise and closeted pervert if there ever was one, or Souta who was young and innocent
and modernized... who seem to be sing along excitingly to some gay looking men calling themselves the “Back Street Boys”. He wasn’t even going to touch that one. He looked at Souta sing along to the sone.....
(Souta singing along with the song)
All you people can’t you, see can’t you, how you love effecting our reality......
Maybe he‘ll sleep with Inuyasha in Kagome’s room tonight. He slither a little away from Souta because the boy was getting all emotional, doe eyed, and dramatic.
(Souta singing along with the song)
....... And that makes you larger than life.
Miroku felt he had to say something but he wait till the video was over out of some deep down fear that he would be throttled within a inch of his life if he interrupted Souta performance.
“Uh... Souta you like this kind of music do yah?”
“Yeah they are so cool they are my favorite band.”
Miroku look at Souta with confusion.
“Band? like the Band of 7.”
“No, no they are a all boy band they sing and dance and stuff.”
Out of no where in particular Souta whips out a small poster of the same “MEN” from the video. They were wearing silk oversized shirts in pastel coloring with they chest hanging out. Two of them were touching themselves in a semi-provocative way making the same semi-provocative eye contact. He visibly shuddered.
“Yeah I get that way too they are such cool guys.”
Souta offered with a wanton far away look in his eyes.
“I’ll show you the other stuff tonight when you come to sleep with me in my room.
“I got poster, T-shirts, CDS, DVDS, Playing Cards, Trading Cards and....... ”
“You don’t say....”
Miroku decide maybe it would be so bad if he slept in Kagome room with Inuyasha tonight. He looked to said person, who was mumbling to himself with a mouth full of popcorn.
“Feh, I would want to be alone in a well with those guys.”
Maybe he try to get Kagome’s room to himself.
“Hey Inuyasha Why don’t you sleep in Souta’s room tonight he has all this stuff he wan to show you.”
Souta jumped up excitingly.
“That’d be cool Inuyasha, I could show you all my stuff, we could listen to my back street boy CDS.”
“ What ever kid just don’t keep me up all night.”
Relieved that was settled he went back to watching T.V. just in time to see another video with his lady love grinding with some guy who was sing about bottoms.
(Song)
....This is my song for real, no doubtSaid the DJ's making me feel thugged outAs I walk you to the dance floorWe begin to dance slowPut your arms around meI'm feelin' on your booty
“Hey Miroku, you think he might be you reincarnation.” Inuyasha say while laughing.
........Hey pretty mama how you doing?Said I'm just in town for the weekendLooking for a little trouble to get intoBaby tell me what you're drinkingAnd I got you, oohPlayas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollBut I'm taking off after I dance, oh yeah
“Shut up Inuyasha!”
Now you're body's got me feelin' like spendingWith a backroom I could come to live inAnd your hair weave looking kind of prettyThe way you back it up on me babyLord have mercyPlayas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollBut I'm taking off after I dance, yeah
“Now, now Miroku I am just expressing my point of “You” right?”
....If it's your birthdayThen put your hands upYou wanna get drunkThen put your hands upAnd if you got some cashThen put your hands upHave your own jobPut your hands up
“I hope you have new found view and experience when Souta show you his STUFF tonight Inuyasha”.
Playas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollFeel so good, say it againPlayas wanna playBallers wanna ballRollers wanna rollBut I'm taking off after I dance, oh yeah
“What the hell are you talking about monk?”
“Oh nothing. I don’t care. Hey Souta what the deal with this guy is he and Lil Kim together?”
“ Oh no, he like the girls he pees on to be young.”
Souta said matter factly.
“Hey Inuyasha My favorite back street boy is JT, what’s your’s.”
Inuyasha asks Miroku again what he meant by that Souta stuff statement.
“Nothing Inuyasha now be quit the next video is coming on.”
Grandpa shouts out...
“Oh, Oh this one’s my favorite it that Sir looks a lot or was it Licks a lot ? Anyway This is my favorite video”
(Song)
I like big butts and I can not lie you other brother can’t deny.........
Inuyasha thinks to his self about what Miroku said, not being one to be quick on the up take he drops it, that is until......
“Meow....”
Buyo jump it to his lap and fall asleep.
Souta reaches over to stroke Buyo fur.
“I hope you don’t mind Inuyasha Buyo sometime sleep with me....... “
Then Souta hand slips....
I am going to end it at that tell me if you like this chapter I know I said I wasn’t going to write until I revise my fanfictions but I had to this chapter has been eating at me for 2 weeks. Please as alway review