InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's Modern Times ❯ Ladies and Gentlemen Miroku ( Chapter 6 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Nevar216 
Miroku takes the stage.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.16.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 204 | Status: Work In Progress
Miroku takes the stage.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.16.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 204 | Status: Work In Progress
Inuyasha’s Modern Times
Disclaimer: A guy walks into a bar the bartender say what will you have. The guy say I’ll have the I don’t own Inuyasha on the rocks, an a I don’t own any song in this fic chaser.
I am so sorry about that. I’ve had writes block and I ask my cousin for a joke and that what she gave me so sooooo sorry!
Author’s notes: “ ” means that someone is talking. ‘ ’ means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves. “...” Mean that someone is at a lose for words. ( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves.
Chapter 6 Ladies and Gentlemen Miroku
Inuyasha was dreading bed time he had three option
1. Go sleep with Souta and get molested.
2. Sleep with Miroku and violated.
3 Go sleep with the old guy...?
Three is what he was opting for but with all the male attention he was getting now a day he really didn’t want to press his luck. What if the old guy want to ‘Get his freak on’ as one of those video call it on the MTV. He would be sexual traumatized for the rest of his life. Every time he got in the mood; Kagome willing, he’d think about the old man, and his wrinkles and his...
Inuyasha visible shudder and decided he didn’t even want to venture to a place like that. That was for a mind even more perverted than Miroku’s.
So he went with his second choice in sleeping with Miroku. He had to he could very well kill Kagome’s brother could he?
“...”
He had to go with Miroku cause he could at least beat the monk into and unnatural sleep, you know from the concussion he was bond to give him. He just make it up to Souta in a just friends sort of way. Maybe he could teach the boy some manly thing to do with his time. Not the manly thing men do in Kagome’s time, but the kind they do in his. Like maybe they’d go kill something or chop some wood.
So caught up in his own lunacy he didn’t notice everyone had gone of to bed. He hope of the couch and ascended the stairs to Kagome’s room. He opened the door to find Miroku fast asleep. Letting out the breath he didn’t know he was holding and distrustfully slipped in the bed next to the dreaming monk.
“This is going to be easier than I thought. If the monk stays asleep at this rate I just might...”
He didn’t get to finish his words, being -...get a decent night sleep.”
Why? You ask Miroku was a man of habit and being that he tended to do thing repetitively.
Like dreaming perversely and then acting it out in reality. Forcing any nearby individual to participate in his deviant sexual playfulness. He should have know better than to come in here with this man.
‘I mean really what could Souta have done?’
While in thought he almost miss Miroku’s acting out in his sleep. But not being one to be assaulted twice or was it three time now he really need to start keeping track of these thing, he shook his head and left the bed for Souta’s room.
As he left though, he swore he heard Miroku singing.....
“Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. Your body na, na, na, na. Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. You're body, na na na na.”
“ God’s I need sleep.”
Inuyasha said as he slamming the door behind him.
The beginning of dream: a Miroku side story
Miroku stirred in his sleep but didn’t wake instead he drifted back into a dream...
“I want to sing a song just for the ladies.”
He said.
“Can I get a red light from the fella’s working the lights tonight.”
Almost right away two read light show on a Miroku deck out in a black tux, and cap, with a matching black masquerade mask.
“People please give it up to these guy they’ll be working hard tonight, but compare to them I’ll be hardly working.”
He waves his hand referring to the light men. People clap and yell Miroku’s name, a plump woman throw he panties on stage. Miroku picks them up promptly and stuff them in his pocket.
The light men roll their eyes.
“Faux, self deprecating, bastard hope he’s this friendly when it’s time to pays us .”
One light man shines a light on Miroku crotch where he hasn’t seem to notice that he hasn’t zip up. The crowd of mostly women, and men ( men, whom by the way have in the personal possessions every Barbie© every made, and Cher CD known to man.) go wild. Miroku looks down at himself smirks then looks up to no one really knew, could have been god or the light people and says thank you with a thump up. He go on to say...
“As I was say I like to sing a song just for you ladies...”
He start...
“Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. Your body, na, na, na, na. Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. You're body, na na na na.”
“Turn the lights down low. I'm ready to break it off. Since computer love, been wanting to set it off.”
More panties adorn the stage. This time a few stage hands ascend the stage and collect them for safe keeping. Knowing Miroku likes to handle each and every one personally after each and every show.
“Like a hotel room I'm checkin' into you. I'm diggin' like a shovel all the things you do.”
As Miroku trust his hip in a dance like motion as he sings the I'm checkin' into you verse,
he stops one of the stage hands, who has in his possession a red thong. He quickly take hold of
the modest little thing and roll it over his finger while the crow chant his name none the wiser.
The stage hand rolls his eyes and shakes his head and run back stage with his had full of panties.
He takes out of his pocket an anti-bacterial lotion and rubs in his hand after he put away Miroku’s collectable.
“Jakotsu you should have stayed in school and become a dentist like mother told you.”
He say to himself while watch the pervert sing to his fan.
“I must have done something really bad in a former life to be worthy of this appalling job.”
He say while noticing one of Miroku’s male fans has some how made it back stage. He eyes the boy of about 18 or 19 lustfully.
“Would you like to meet him after the show.”
He asks the guy.
“I’d do anything to meet him.”
Jakosu smile.
“Yes you will .”
He take another look on stage as he guides the boy of to some unseen place, on stage yet again panties pilot they’re way to the stage.
“ I really hate women...”
He goes off all the while Miroku still sing and stage hands catch panties
“Take a leep over the broom that's how you're makin' me feel.Come on in this room and let's keep it real and go.”
At the apex of the coming chorus various scantily clad women advance one the stage gyration and grinding on Miroku. He seizes one of these women and turn her so she’s facing the audience. They then roll their hip rhythmically whilst he and she sing the next chorus closely into the microphone.
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”They sing in together.
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
He turns her around to face him with his hand on the small of he back and repeat the same rhythmical motion as his hand works it way to her bottom.
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
He sing into her ear.
“Now tell me what the deal is. Are you ready to bump. It's gonna take a lifetime to give you all of this love. So baby, open up and get ready to receive a miracle of love Gettin' down wit me.”
“Like a baseball field wanna hit a home run. Me and you get together babe and raise a little one.”“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Set it off in a six baby, that'll be cool Take a trip downtown between me and you.
He slide down her leg.
“Trippin' on Perignon conversation like what. Not afraid to go down Once you open up after nine to five. You deserve some twelve makin' future plans to be where I dwell.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“From my toes up to my knee caps, to waist line. Now slowly lady can we go half on a baby. From my toes up to my knee caps to waist line. Now slowly lady can we go half on a baby”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
The song end with all the women kneeling at Miroku feet he walks to the end of the stage pull some woman out of the crowed and give her a passionate kiss. Thanks his fans and walks of the stage.
Back stage he ask one of the stage hands if his little after show activity is ready.
“Uh... sure it is Miroku it’s in you dressing room.”
Miroku runs off to his dressing. Upon arrival he turns the nob and steps into the large room. walking over to his make-up table he take a step into a chair, strip naked and climb onto the table. He then proceeds to jump diver into the second world’s largest heap of panties. Only second to that Tom Jones guy.
“Dame you Tom Jones, dame you to hell.”
He say fist shaking in air, then jump into the pile of panties and makes swimming like motion. Smiling like the cat the got into the catnip. He the proceeds to swim backwards then forwards again.
He all of a sudden fills someone pull at him.
“Miroku...”
He see a naked Inuyasha hovering behind him reaching touch his naked body, whispering his name something really big and hard poking him.
“Miroku...”
Miroku pops up from his dream quickly and screams.
“ NO INUYASHA KEEP YOU GRIME HAND OFF ME AND MY PANTIES I AM NOT LIKE THAT. THINK OF KAGOME, IF NOT THINK OF HOW MUCH PAIN WHAT YOUR ATTEMPTING WILL CAUSE”
“MIROKU.!”
“ I am to young and innocent for this.”
Inuyasha was very piss and confuse at this point. He had went to Souta’s room to get some sleep only to be tricked into Souta odd plan. He also learn that the reason the boy like those boy bands so much is because the get girls. Just what he needed another Miroku. After shedding his clothing to get dressed into the girl boy outfit, Souta deemed that they needed a third person to complete the band. So off they went to get Miroku. As the open the door they found Miroku in mid-jump scream about hell and some one named Tom Jones. He jump off Kagome night stand knocking over the lamp and taking it with him as he land one the bed. He then started swimming or some thing similar to it.
If he didn’t look so happy he swear that the man was having a dream about droning.
Souta picks from behind Inuyasha.
“Did he just say panties.”
Souta ask wide eyed.
Inuaysha ignores Souat and opt for shaking Miroku till he come to his since or his head fall off.
He hope for the later
As Miroku calms down he realizes who touching him. He crawls back on he had and flip of the bed.
“Inuyasha what is the meaning of this intrusion where are my pant.....
...what the hell are you wearing.”
Inuyasha was about to explains but Souta jumping.
“ Boy Band get lots of girls and they all have panties.”
He then hand Miroku a outfit similar to his and Inuyasha and walks out with Inuyasha tagging behind.
While he left Miroku to change Inuyasha stumbled into Buyo in the hall.
“Meow...”
The cat say. Inuyasha takes a step back and bumps into Miroku sending them tumbling back into Kagome’s room right onto the bed.
“Meow...”
“I hate that dammed cat.”
Inuyasha say as he turn over on Miroku not even bothering to be freaked out about their proximate any longer.
“Me too.”
Miroku tell him.
Behind them Souta enters the room.
“No you guy you have to act all gay and sensitive not be it.”
He then strokes his chin.
“But ladies like a challenge to I guess we can keep the man love act but I am not participating I any of you games.”
He then untagged them and dragged them off to his room to show them the step and the song he’s written.
That’s all for now and maybe a long time it was had writing this. I don’t really know where to go from here. I had this story planned out. And if you didn’t know all my planned story take a long time. I hope you enjoyed this long chapter. It’s 9 pages long. I’d like it if you give me some advise of what the next chapter should have.
An as always Pleas review.
Disclaimer: A guy walks into a bar the bartender say what will you have. The guy say I’ll have the I don’t own Inuyasha on the rocks, an a I don’t own any song in this fic chaser.
I am so sorry about that. I’ve had writes block and I ask my cousin for a joke and that what she gave me so sooooo sorry!
Author’s notes: “ ” means that someone is talking. ‘ ’ means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves. “...” Mean that someone is at a lose for words. ( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves.
Chapter 6 Ladies and Gentlemen Miroku
Inuyasha was dreading bed time he had three option
1. Go sleep with Souta and get molested.
2. Sleep with Miroku and violated.
3 Go sleep with the old guy...?
Three is what he was opting for but with all the male attention he was getting now a day he really didn’t want to press his luck. What if the old guy want to ‘Get his freak on’ as one of those video call it on the MTV. He would be sexual traumatized for the rest of his life. Every time he got in the mood; Kagome willing, he’d think about the old man, and his wrinkles and his...
Inuyasha visible shudder and decided he didn’t even want to venture to a place like that. That was for a mind even more perverted than Miroku’s.
So he went with his second choice in sleeping with Miroku. He had to he could very well kill Kagome’s brother could he?
“...”
He had to go with Miroku cause he could at least beat the monk into and unnatural sleep, you know from the concussion he was bond to give him. He just make it up to Souta in a just friends sort of way. Maybe he could teach the boy some manly thing to do with his time. Not the manly thing men do in Kagome’s time, but the kind they do in his. Like maybe they’d go kill something or chop some wood.
So caught up in his own lunacy he didn’t notice everyone had gone of to bed. He hope of the couch and ascended the stairs to Kagome’s room. He opened the door to find Miroku fast asleep. Letting out the breath he didn’t know he was holding and distrustfully slipped in the bed next to the dreaming monk.
“This is going to be easier than I thought. If the monk stays asleep at this rate I just might...”
He didn’t get to finish his words, being -...get a decent night sleep.”
Why? You ask Miroku was a man of habit and being that he tended to do thing repetitively.
Like dreaming perversely and then acting it out in reality. Forcing any nearby individual to participate in his deviant sexual playfulness. He should have know better than to come in here with this man.
‘I mean really what could Souta have done?’
While in thought he almost miss Miroku’s acting out in his sleep. But not being one to be assaulted twice or was it three time now he really need to start keeping track of these thing, he shook his head and left the bed for Souta’s room.
As he left though, he swore he heard Miroku singing.....
“Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. Your body na, na, na, na. Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. You're body, na na na na.”
“ God’s I need sleep.”
Inuyasha said as he slamming the door behind him.
The beginning of dream: a Miroku side story
Miroku stirred in his sleep but didn’t wake instead he drifted back into a dream...
“I want to sing a song just for the ladies.”
He said.
“Can I get a red light from the fella’s working the lights tonight.”
Almost right away two read light show on a Miroku deck out in a black tux, and cap, with a matching black masquerade mask.
“People please give it up to these guy they’ll be working hard tonight, but compare to them I’ll be hardly working.”
He waves his hand referring to the light men. People clap and yell Miroku’s name, a plump woman throw he panties on stage. Miroku picks them up promptly and stuff them in his pocket.
The light men roll their eyes.
“Faux, self deprecating, bastard hope he’s this friendly when it’s time to pays us .”
One light man shines a light on Miroku crotch where he hasn’t seem to notice that he hasn’t zip up. The crowd of mostly women, and men ( men, whom by the way have in the personal possessions every Barbie© every made, and Cher CD known to man.) go wild. Miroku looks down at himself smirks then looks up to no one really knew, could have been god or the light people and says thank you with a thump up. He go on to say...
“As I was say I like to sing a song just for you ladies...”
He start...
“Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. Your body, na, na, na, na. Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na. You're body, na na na na.”
“Turn the lights down low. I'm ready to break it off. Since computer love, been wanting to set it off.”
More panties adorn the stage. This time a few stage hands ascend the stage and collect them for safe keeping. Knowing Miroku likes to handle each and every one personally after each and every show.
“Like a hotel room I'm checkin' into you. I'm diggin' like a shovel all the things you do.”
As Miroku trust his hip in a dance like motion as he sings the I'm checkin' into you verse,
he stops one of the stage hands, who has in his possession a red thong. He quickly take hold of
the modest little thing and roll it over his finger while the crow chant his name none the wiser.
The stage hand rolls his eyes and shakes his head and run back stage with his had full of panties.
He takes out of his pocket an anti-bacterial lotion and rubs in his hand after he put away Miroku’s collectable.
“Jakotsu you should have stayed in school and become a dentist like mother told you.”
He say to himself while watch the pervert sing to his fan.
“I must have done something really bad in a former life to be worthy of this appalling job.”
He say while noticing one of Miroku’s male fans has some how made it back stage. He eyes the boy of about 18 or 19 lustfully.
“Would you like to meet him after the show.”
He asks the guy.
“I’d do anything to meet him.”
Jakosu smile.
“Yes you will .”
He take another look on stage as he guides the boy of to some unseen place, on stage yet again panties pilot they’re way to the stage.
“ I really hate women...”
He goes off all the while Miroku still sing and stage hands catch panties
“Take a leep over the broom that's how you're makin' me feel.Come on in this room and let's keep it real and go.”
At the apex of the coming chorus various scantily clad women advance one the stage gyration and grinding on Miroku. He seizes one of these women and turn her so she’s facing the audience. They then roll their hip rhythmically whilst he and she sing the next chorus closely into the microphone.
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”They sing in together.
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
He turns her around to face him with his hand on the small of he back and repeat the same rhythmical motion as his hand works it way to her bottom.
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
He sing into her ear.
“Now tell me what the deal is. Are you ready to bump. It's gonna take a lifetime to give you all of this love. So baby, open up and get ready to receive a miracle of love Gettin' down wit me.”
“Like a baseball field wanna hit a home run. Me and you get together babe and raise a little one.”“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Set it off in a six baby, that'll be cool Take a trip downtown between me and you.
He slide down her leg.
“Trippin' on Perignon conversation like what. Not afraid to go down Once you open up after nine to five. You deserve some twelve makin' future plans to be where I dwell.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“From my toes up to my knee caps, to waist line. Now slowly lady can we go half on a baby. From my toes up to my knee caps to waist line. Now slowly lady can we go half on a baby”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
“Half on a baby all I need is your body next to me. Singing ooh, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Give me your body, your body, na, na, na, na.”
The song end with all the women kneeling at Miroku feet he walks to the end of the stage pull some woman out of the crowed and give her a passionate kiss. Thanks his fans and walks of the stage.
Back stage he ask one of the stage hands if his little after show activity is ready.
“Uh... sure it is Miroku it’s in you dressing room.”
Miroku runs off to his dressing. Upon arrival he turns the nob and steps into the large room. walking over to his make-up table he take a step into a chair, strip naked and climb onto the table. He then proceeds to jump diver into the second world’s largest heap of panties. Only second to that Tom Jones guy.
“Dame you Tom Jones, dame you to hell.”
He say fist shaking in air, then jump into the pile of panties and makes swimming like motion. Smiling like the cat the got into the catnip. He the proceeds to swim backwards then forwards again.
He all of a sudden fills someone pull at him.
“Miroku...”
He see a naked Inuyasha hovering behind him reaching touch his naked body, whispering his name something really big and hard poking him.
“Miroku...”
Miroku pops up from his dream quickly and screams.
“ NO INUYASHA KEEP YOU GRIME HAND OFF ME AND MY PANTIES I AM NOT LIKE THAT. THINK OF KAGOME, IF NOT THINK OF HOW MUCH PAIN WHAT YOUR ATTEMPTING WILL CAUSE”
“MIROKU.!”
“ I am to young and innocent for this.”
Inuyasha was very piss and confuse at this point. He had went to Souta’s room to get some sleep only to be tricked into Souta odd plan. He also learn that the reason the boy like those boy bands so much is because the get girls. Just what he needed another Miroku. After shedding his clothing to get dressed into the girl boy outfit, Souta deemed that they needed a third person to complete the band. So off they went to get Miroku. As the open the door they found Miroku in mid-jump scream about hell and some one named Tom Jones. He jump off Kagome night stand knocking over the lamp and taking it with him as he land one the bed. He then started swimming or some thing similar to it.
If he didn’t look so happy he swear that the man was having a dream about droning.
Souta picks from behind Inuyasha.
“Did he just say panties.”
Souta ask wide eyed.
Inuaysha ignores Souat and opt for shaking Miroku till he come to his since or his head fall off.
He hope for the later
As Miroku calms down he realizes who touching him. He crawls back on he had and flip of the bed.
“Inuyasha what is the meaning of this intrusion where are my pant.....
...what the hell are you wearing.”
Inuyasha was about to explains but Souta jumping.
“ Boy Band get lots of girls and they all have panties.”
He then hand Miroku a outfit similar to his and Inuyasha and walks out with Inuyasha tagging behind.
While he left Miroku to change Inuyasha stumbled into Buyo in the hall.
“Meow...”
The cat say. Inuyasha takes a step back and bumps into Miroku sending them tumbling back into Kagome’s room right onto the bed.
“Meow...”
“I hate that dammed cat.”
Inuyasha say as he turn over on Miroku not even bothering to be freaked out about their proximate any longer.
“Me too.”
Miroku tell him.
Behind them Souta enters the room.
“No you guy you have to act all gay and sensitive not be it.”
He then strokes his chin.
“But ladies like a challenge to I guess we can keep the man love act but I am not participating I any of you games.”
He then untagged them and dragged them off to his room to show them the step and the song he’s written.
That’s all for now and maybe a long time it was had writing this. I don’t really know where to go from here. I had this story planned out. And if you didn’t know all my planned story take a long time. I hope you enjoyed this long chapter. It’s 9 pages long. I’d like it if you give me some advise of what the next chapter should have.
An as always Pleas review.