InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's really random really stupid game show! ❯ Round 1: Sango, Shippo, and Sesshomaru ( Chapter 1 )

By: AnimeMagnet2552
A/N: I don’t own Inuyasha or any other characters in ‘Inuyasha’


~~~~INUYASHA’S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW~~~~


ROUND ONE: Sango, Shippo and Sesshomaru

Inuyasha: welcome to the first episode of the Inuyasha game show!!! Yay!!! If we get good enough ratings we stay on the air! So fucken rate us!

Kagome: Shut up and sit down. *Inuyasha crashes into ground* Whoops laugh sorry… Any who… this is supposed to be a really smart show, but the writer has no brain and doesn’t even know the answer. Whisper: she can’t even spell her own name…

Kitty: hey u bitch! Im not that stupid! And I can to spell my name!!! Takes out bazooka and fires at Kagome MWAHAHA!!!!!!!

Kagome: god u have horrible aim… u hit the opposite side of the room!

Kitty: where am I?! Looks around

Kagome and Inuyasha: so let us begin!

Inuyasha: our first contestants are… Shippo, Sango and Sesshomaru…

Kagome: HEY!!! Alliteration!!!

Kitty: *fires bazooka and hits an old lady* whoops… *throws gun out window sneakily and breaks guys head* DAMN! *Sneaks out backstage door*

Shippo: get on with the question…

Sesshomaru: hmph…

Sango: KYA!!! MIROKU U HENTAI!!!! *Slaps Miroku*

Kagome: SECURITY! *Big wolf demons in police uniforms take Miroku away* Okay… let us begin! Question one! What food group is a tomato in? a, sugar b, banana, c, fruit, d, vegetable…

Sango: …

Sesshomaru: um…

Shippo… c?

Sango and Sesshomaru: C!!!

Inuyasha: u guys are pathetic… copying off a little kid…

Kagome: Inuyasha… are you finished with that word puzzle?!

Inuyasha: almost… PSST! Shippo! What’s 5 down?

Sango: pathetic really… *Sesshomaru, and all others nod*

Kagome: okay! Commercial break!

~~~~COMERCIAL BREAK~~~~

Inuyasha: I cant fucken read this fucken book! *He holds a book upside down*

Kagome: u need hooked on phonics! *Holds up a huge note card with ‘hooked on phonics’ on the front*

Shippo: *walks out in a little tuxedo* does your child have a dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbitz!

Inuyasha: *eats gum spits it out* Gross! This gum tastes like shit!

Kagome: shaddup! Do u wanna get paid? *Inuyasha nods and clears throat*

Inuyasha: *smiles with thumbs up*

Shippo: FABULOUS! Orbitz cleans another dirty mouth!

Inuyasha: *whispering to Kagome* it tastes like shit I swear…

~~~~BACK To GAME SHOW~~~~

Kagome: *puts a piece of Orbitz in her mouth, chews then spits it out* OMG! It does taste like shit!

Inuyasha: TOLD U SO!!!

Kagome: okay lets get this over with so we I can go home and wash my mouth out… gross mother-fucking gum… Final question: Who is a singer but also a slut? A, Brittney spears b, Justin Timberlake c, Michael Jackson d, Kagome? Pissed WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS HUH?!?!?!?!?!

Inuyasha: *trying to sneak away quietly*

Kagome: YOU SONOVA BITCH!!!!!!!!! *Punches him and leaves him unconscious* Okay... Contestants?

Sango: A

Shippo: C?

Sesshomaru: *walks out looking like Michael Jackson and eyes Shippo*

Shippo: *gulps* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs out the door away from Sesshomaru*

Kagome: okay…. Rrriiiggghhttt…. So I guess Sango wins! See ya next time on: INUYASHA’S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW!!!!

NEXT EPISODE: Naraku Koga, and Kikyo (who is going to die right away…)

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.25.2004 | Updated On: 06.25.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 278 | Status: Completed