InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's really random really stupid game show! ❯ Round 2: Naraku, Koga and Kikyo (we know shes gonna die!) ( Chapter 2 )
~~~~INUYASHA’S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW~~~~
Round 2: Naraku, Koga and Kikyo (she’s gonna die right away so y put her on here?!)
Kitty: la ti da! So bored…
Miroku: so whored?!? *Raises eyebrows*
Kitty: um no… I am not a whore!
Inuyasha: lol ya whatever! *Kitty hits Inuyasha with a frying pan*
Kagome: holy crap! *Comes out in bra and skirt* were still on the air?! I thought we got cancelled?!
Sango: nope… sadly… this show sucks…
All: *nod nod*
Kagome: *puts clothes on* lets just start the game show! IT’S TIME FOR ‘INUYASHA’S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW!!!’ *THROWS HANDS UP IN THE AIR*
Kitty: ‘gay show’?
Kagome: no… god we have so many misunderstandings…
Inuyasha: ok… Shippo… go do the disclaimer… *sighs*
Shippo: *walks out in tuxedo* Kitty does not own Inuyasha… or any other people in the story…
Inuyasha: you’re still wearing that?! That was in the last episode!
All: GROSS!!!!!
Kitty: *laughing menacingly*
Kagome: right… so our contestants today are… Naraku, Koga, and Kikyo!
Kitty: its says to kill Kikyo right?! *Kagome nods* OKEY DOKEY!!! *Pulls lever and Kikyo drops into the floor* well… that’s the end of that…
Inuyasha: so now our contestants are Koga and Naraku! Total bastards in each and every way!!!
Naraku: *rolls eyes*
Koga: *flips him off* u stupid hanyou…
Kagome: *nervously* okay… we’ll have three questions and whoever gets the most right wins! Question one! What is the capital of Kansas? A, Topeka b, Missouri c, carrot d, Inuyasha!
Koga: I dunno…A?
Naraku: B.
Kagome: *all perky* nope Naraku sorry! The answer is actually-
Naraku: *glares evilly at Kagome*
Kagome: I uh… mean B is the correct answer… heh heh heh… Lets go to a commercial! *Runs out of room*
~~~~COMMERCIAL~~~~
Naraku: *sitting by the fire… the Shikon jewel in the kitchen*
Kagome: *with Inuyasha trying to break in* hurry up!
Inuyasha: *glares and picks lock* Shaddup! Im trying growls and opens door slowly
Kagome: *grabs jewel and laughs menacingly* we got it! *High fives Inuyasha*
Inuyasha and Kagome: *sneaks out laughing*
Naraku: *comes in a gets a knife following them*
Shippo: *comes out in same damb tux* Having a problem with home security? Call 1-800-I need-help for more info on how to keep freaks outta your house! Unless you are a freak like the guy in this commercial… *laughs*
Naraku: there you are! *runs toward Shippo with knife*
Shippo: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs… fast*
~~~~INUYASHA”S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW~~~~
~!~!~!BACKSTAGE~!~!~!
Kitty: so we’ll get him with the bazooka right?
Kagome: yeah! We’ll get that sucker!
(they are conspiring against Naraku)
Inuyasha: I am the host for a while! So the winner is…
Koga: *comes out in gangster uniform* I thought we were gonna have three questions!?
Inuyasha: shut up! We didn’t have time! We never do! crosses arms OKAY! So the winner is…
Naraku: *stands up and the girls jump him and shoot him through the head and stab him in the back… falls dead*
Kagome: YES!!! We got him!!!
Kitty: *high fives Kagome* Yes! Now lets get rid of the evidence! *Throws Naraku’s body out window*
Kagome: *confused* hold up… I thought we got rid of the guns?!
Kitty: GIRL! These guns cost money! *Kisses gun*
Inuyasha: well. Okay… Koga… you win... I think…
Koga: YES!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Kagome and others: *back away slowly koga spots them*
Kagome: RUN FOR IT!!!!
All: *run from Koga*
Kitty: that’s all for now! Keep tuning in! Maybe we’ll be on again next week! KYA!!!!
~~~~END OF GAME SHOW!!!~~~~
Next time: Kagome, Kitty and Kirara! Who the hell put a cat on the show?!
A/N: BTW Kitty is me! The author… what?! I like to be in this show! And that’s how I really act! No kidding!!! Well keep checking in a reviewing!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.25.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 225 | Status: Work In Progress
~~~~INUYASHA'S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW~~~~
Round 2: Naraku, Koga and Kikyo (she's gonna die right away so y put her on here?!)
Kitty: la ti da! So bored…
Miroku: so whored?!? Raises eyebrows
Kitty: um no… I am not a whore!
Inuyasha: lol ya whatever! Kitty hits Inuyasha with a frying pan
Kagome: holy crap! Comes out in bra and skirt were still on the air?! I thought we got cancelled?!
Sango: nope… sadly… this show sucks…
All: nod nod
Kagome: puts clothes on lets just start the game show! IT'S TIME FOR `INUYASHA'S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW!!!' THROWS HANDS UP IN THE AIR
Kitty: `gay show'?
Kagome: no… god we have so many misunderstandings…
Inuyasha: ok… Shippo… go do the disclaimer… sighs
Shippo: walks out in tuxedo Kitty does not own Inuyasha… or any other people in the story…
Inuyasha: you're still wearing that?! That was in the last episode!
All: GROSS!!!!!
Kitty: laughing menacingly
Kagome: right… so our contestants today are… Naraku, Koga, and Kikyo!
Kitty: its says to kill Kikyo right?! Kagome nods OKEY DOKEY!!! Pulls lever and Kikyo drops into the floor well… that's the end of that…
Inuyasha: so now our contestants are Koga and Naraku! Total bastards in each and every way!!!
Naraku: rolls eyes
Koga: flips him off u stupid hanyou…
Kagome: nervously okay… we'll have three questions and whoever gets the most right wins! Question one! What is the capital of Kansas? A, Topeka b, Missouri c, carrot d, Inuyasha!
Koga: I dunno…A?
Naraku: B.
Kagome: all perky nope Naraku sorry! The answer is actually-
Naraku: glares evilly at Kagome
Kagome: I uh… mean B is the correct answer… heh heh heh… Lets go to a commercial! Runs out of room
~~~~COMMERCIAL~~~~
Naraku: sitting by the fire… the Shikon jewel in the kitchen
Kagome: with Inuyasha trying to break in hurry up!
Inuyasha: glares and picks lock Shaddup! Im trying growls and opens door slowly
Kagome: grabs jewel and laughs menacingly we got it! High fives Inuyasha
Inuyasha and Kagome: sneaks out laughing
Naraku: comes in a gets a knife following them
Shippo: comes out in same dabm tux Having a problem with home security? Call 1-800-I need-help for more info on how to keep freaks outta your house! Unless you are a freak like the guy in this commercial… laughs
Naraku: there you are! runs toward Shippo with knife
Shippo: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Runs… fast
~~~~INUYASHA"S REALLY STUPID REALLY RANDOM GAME SHOW~~~~
~!~!~!BACKSTAGE~!~!~!
Kitty: so we'll get him with the bazooka right?
Kagome: yeah! We'll get that sucker!
(they are conspiring against Naraku)
Inuyasha: I am the host for a while! So the winner is…
Koga: comes out in gangster uniform I thought we were gonna have three questions!?
Inuyasha: shut up! We didn't have time! We never do! crosses arms OKAY! So the winner is…
Naraku: stands up and the girls jump him and shoot him through the head and stab him in the back… falls dead
Kagome: YES!!! We got him!!!
Kitty: high fives Kagome Yes! Now lets get rid of the evidence! Throws Naraku's body out window
Kagome: confused hold up… I thought we got rid of the guns?!
Kitty: GIRL! These guns cost money! Kisses gun
Inuyasha: well. Okay… Koga… you win... I think…
Koga: YES!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Kagome and others: back away slowly koga spots them
Kagome: RUN FOR IT!!!!
All: run from Koga
Kitty: that's all for now! Keep tuning in! Maybe we'll be on again next week! KYA!!!!
~~~~END OF GAME SHOW!!!~~~~
Next time: Kagome, Kitty and Kirara! Who the hell put a cat on the show?!
A/N: BTW Kitty is me! The author… what?! I like to be in this show! And that's how I really act! No kidding!!! Well keep checking in a reviewing!