InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Squares ❯ Game 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Hello! Welcome to my new fic! Sorry my other stories haven't been updated in a while, I can't think of any thing to continue them with at the moment. I will eventually though. OK, this fic is an InuYasha adaptation of Hollywood Squares just to let you know.

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or Hollywood Squares.

Game 1

Tache: Welcome to InuYasha Squares!

Audience: WOOOOOOO! YAH!

Tache: In the top left square we have the school girl from present times, Kagome!

Audience: WO HOOOOOOOO!

Tache: In the top center square we have the most evil thing ever, Angela….er I mean Naraku!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tache: In the top right square we have feudal Japan's most powerful demon slayer, Sango!

Audience: YAH HOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tache: In the middle left square we have the cute little fox demon, Shippo!

Audience: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Tache: In the middle right square we have InuYasha older half-brother, Sesshomaru!

Audience: *hoots*

Tache: In the bottom left square we have the perverted monk, Miroku!

Audience: PERVERT!

Tache: In the bottom middle square we have the dead priestess, Kikyo!

Audience: BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *throws things at Kikyo*

Tache: In the bottom right square we have the wind witch, Kagura!

Audience: *silence*

Tache: And finally in the centre square we have the half-demon star of InuYasha, InuYasha!

Audience: *hoots very loudly*

Tache: And the two players are Jess and The Bug!

Audience: YAH!

Tache: Jess, you go first.

Jess: I'll take InuYasha!

Audience: YAH!

Tache: OK InuYasha, how was the Shikon no Tama made?

InuYasha: Kikyo went to the bathroom and it came out!

Everyone: HAHAHA!

Kikyo: That's not funny!

InuYasha: No it came out of Midoriko when she was fighting demons.

Jess: I agree.

Tache: That's right and circle gets the square.

Audience: YAH HOOOOOOOO!

The Bug: I pick Kagome!

Tache: What is Sango's boomerang made of?

Kagome: I giant piece of plastic!

Everyone: HAHAHA!

Sango: No it isn't!

Kagome: Sango, remember we are spost to give a funny answer before our real one.

Sango: Oh yah!

Kagome: It's made out of a demon bone!

The Bug: I disagree!

Tache: It is made out of a demon bone so circle gets that square!

Audience: HAHA!

Jess: Kagura for the win!

Tache: How was Naraku born?

Kagura: He came out of his mother's butt!

Everyone: HAHAHA!

Kagura: He was actually born when that Onigumo got eaten up by a horde of demons.

Jess: I agree.

Tache: That's correct and circle gets that square and the win!

Audience: YAH!

The end of this game!

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