InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Squares ❯ Game 2 ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Hello and welcome back to InuYasha Squares! Now we'll continue the game with two new contestants! Remember if you want to be in say so and I'll randomly select two people! Also could you reviews people submit questions to ask during the show as well as the answers?

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or Hollywood Squares!

Game 2!

Tache: Welcome back to InuYasha Squares!

Audience: YAH! *claps*

Tache: The square set up is the same as last chapter!

Audience: YE HAH!

Tache: Our contestants are Majinzahne and Fang!

Audience: *claps*

Tache: Majinzahne will be O and Fang will be X!

Audience: YAH!

Tache: Now let's begin! Majinzahne your first!

Majinzahne: I'll pick InuYasha!

Audience: YAH! *hoots*

Tache: InuYasha, how many times has Miroku groped Sango?

InuYasha: Too many to count!

Everyone: HA! HA! HA!

InuYasha: Actually I was keeping count and it was 1 trillion times!

Majinzahne: I agree!

Tache: That's right and O gets the square! Fang your turn!

Fang: Sesshomaru!

Audience: *claps*

Tache: Sesshomaru, how many shards is there of the Shikon in Tama?

Sesshomaru: Infinity!

Everyone: HA! HA! HA!

Sesshomaru: Actually there are only 100.

Fang: I agree!

Tache: That's right and X gets that square! Majinzahne who do you want?

Majinzahne: Sango!

Audience: *claps*

Tache: Sango, how did Kaede lose her eye?

Sango: She saw herself in the mirror!

Everyone: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Sango: No she poked it out when training!

Majinzahne: I just I agree.

Tache: And I don't really know so we'll just say its right! So O gets that square! Fang who did you pick?

Fang: Miroku for the block!

Audience: PERVERT!

Tache: Miroku, are you a pervert?

Miroku: YUP!

Fang: I definably agree with that!

Tache: Right and X gets the square! Majinzahne, you pick?

Majinzahne: Kagome!

Tache: Kagome, how my women has Miroku asked to bear his child?

Kagome: Everyone woman in the galaxy!

Everyone: HA! HA! HA!

Kagome: No, just every beautiful woman in Japan except Sango-chan!

Majinzahne: I agree!

Tache: Right and O gets the square! Fang pick!

Fang: Naraku for the block!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tache: Naraku, how many times has Kikyo died?

Naraku: 0 she never died!

Everyone: BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku: 'O.O I mean 1 trillion if you include all toughs Kikyo torture fics!

Fang: I agree!

Tache: Right so X gets the square! Majinzahne you turn!

Majinzahne: Kagura.

Tache: How many demons did it take to create Naraku?

Kagura: Too many!

Everyone: HA! HA! HA!

Kagura: No I think it was 1 thousand.

Majinzahne: I agree.

Tache: Well it was 1 thousand but it changed to 1 million over the years so X will get that square.

Majinzahne: Darn!

Tache: Fang pick one!

Fang: Kikyo for the win!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tache: Kikyo, what is Naraku's nick name I gave him?

Kikyo: Well the real answer is funny so I don't need to give a funny answer! It's Angela!

Everyone: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Fang: I agree!

Tache: That's right and X gets the square, the win, and $1000! And Majinzahne will get $500 for being a good player! (note: no one will actually get money, just in pretend!)

Majinzahne and Fang: YAH!

TBC…

OK, wasn't that great! Remember to sign up as a contestant and submit questions for the show!