InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ inuyasha talk show ❯ episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

inu fan: well welcome to the inu fan talk show or something like that and before yaw ask thats a crappy title*says sadly*

audience:lets hope this is a non crappy show

inu fan:well if i run out of matierial it will be but i have so many ideas for this show*subliminal messaging says rate a

7 or more*

inu fan:well first up is hm who is this?

assistant:naraku the bad guy

inu fan:oh yeah i never liked him he's gay

naraku:well how obsevreant of you i'm goin out with mario so you are correct

inu fan:now i'm scarred for lifeT_T

announcer:well this segment of the show is brought to you by mentos the fresh maker

inu fan:wow i got an announcer thats the shit I need

naraku:ask me a question

inu fan:how long have you been gay?!?!?!?

naraku:after i learned kikyou hated me

inu fan:well this is time for suprise conffesions!!!!!who will it be? even i dont know which i should*says in a ticked off voice*

mystery voice:i wanted you to be jealous of inu yahsa and i so thats why i did this to you

inu fan:well naraku can you guess who it is*mumbles naraku is a dumb shit*

naraku:um kagura?no wait kikyou?? is that you

kikyou:yes narakipu i love you so much i did it only to make you jealous but it wont happen again

naraku:*carries hur off stage and leave*

audiance:aaaaw young love so cute

inu fan:well the went tgrough the door didnt they

announcer:yes they did tom yes they did

inu fan:its inu fan and they fell from the top of this buidling so they are now dead may you not rest in peace

kagome:well good ridance they were bitches

inu fan:thats my kgome-chan

kagome: yes inu-chan i am your woman

kouga:she's my woman!!!!!!

inu fan:*beats kouga to a bitchen pulp*well my sweet kagome-chan lets go get lunch its time for the commercial break

commercials for next 7 minutes

inu fan:kagome-chan will you do the torture of the random person my sweet kagome-chan

kagome:yes with pleasure inu fan-chan

*no rhyme intended*

inu fan:it's goin to be hm wow this is weird the announcer who is hojo wait i mean homo

kagome:*puts a poisonous snake up homo's gay fat ass*

yes thats the end of him

inu fan:well any ways he's dead isnt he dont ansewer

well thats it for this episode of inu fan talk show or soe thin like that

theme song:la la la la la

inu fan:lame ass production values

everyone alive and on stage: reveiw plz with flames and good stuff i get to update almost every day any ways mwuhahaha almost no home work at all times

i'm bitchen good ya plz tell me to add stuff or some thin plz

If you want some thin crazy just tell me and if you want longer plz tell me if I suck at writing